ViVa! Vienna! - a family and community oriented celebration of Memorial Day and the greater Vienna Community spirit.

Amusement rides, food, crafts, vendors and entertainment - fun for all ages!

Vendors include handcraft artisans, retail vendors, professionals, political parties and candidates, and community and non-profit organizations.

50,000 guests and over 300 vendors

100% of proceeds go to charitable, community and humanitarian organizations.


GET FREE APP vivavienna.org/app

Keep those filthy Scientologists out, how about that...

Scientologists is not a vendors this year

Why would ANYONE in their right mind want to celebrate Vienna?!!


P.S... there's your extra Vienna sale tax at work folks.

I often celebrate, just as I'm LEAVING Vienna.

BEH Wrote:
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> I often celebrate, just as I'm LEAVING Vienna.


Best...Post...Ever!

And, as do I...usually with some senior citizen shaking their fist at me on the way out.

That so-called ViVa Vienna app caused my phone to blow up, taking off my right hand and part of my ear. I'm so pissed.

Viva Vienna is a wonderful event that tens of thousands enjoy each year and hundreds of thousands have since its inception. Apparently, the few total assholes who don't like it do like to hang out here. Losers...

Uh... there aren't tens of thousands that even actually live in Vienna who actually venture past their lawns. Most of the people in Vienna commute there and hate it. Vienna is simply a Florida-wannabe retirement town that would love nothing more than to become an island in N. VA and kick all the non-yuppies and old folk out for good.

Just ask its citizens and police force. They all hate outsiders and life in general.

Viva Vienna is a wonderful event that tens of thousands enjoy each year and hundreds of thousands have since its inception. Apparently, the few total assholes who don't like it do like to hang out here. Losers.


Um...you're hanging out here...what does that make you...hmmm?

>
> Um...you're hanging out here...what does that make
> you...hmmm?


Um...what part of the word "commute" did you not understand? Most of us in Vienna are there because we HAVE to be certainly not because we want to be, trust me! If I could pick up my entire company and move it somewhere else, than the craphole police-state town it's in now, you bet I would!


And my business has been there much longer than many of the residences and housing there, so don't try and pull the we-were-here-first-line either. Bottom line is... everyone outside Vienna has the same opinion of it too! We hate your island-town, but nothing we can do about it really.

You sound very angry.

Where did the word "commute" appear in the post I was responding to?

I hope your company doesn't provide proofreading services.

Enigma Wrote:
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> Uh... there aren't tens of thousands that even
> actually live in Vienna who actually venture past
> their lawns. Most of the people in Vienna
=======> commute <=======
> there and hate it. Vienna is simply a
> Florida-wannabe retirement town that would love
> nothing more than to become an island in N. VA and
> kick all the non-yuppies and old folk out for
> good.
>
> Just ask its citizens and police force. They all
> hate outsiders and life in general.


You'd be angry too if you had to commute there everyday too. And apparently you need glasses, see above. If we did provide proofreding services, we would not hire you. ;-)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/09/2012 09:37PM by Enigma.

Is it enigma, (or Enema?)...you responded to the wrong poster...try keeping up.

Thanks for playing, but I don't work for douchebags.

Wow are you really that dense?! I quoted myself to show you the word COMMUTE!! Wow, did you even READ it? I think you're lost.

I believe you wanted to respond to "passerby," but you responded to "Seeman," by MISTAKE, and now you're just compounding your misdirected anger and lack of comprehension.

Reread the thread and do please try to keep up.

Nope, reread... I'm exactly right. I think the problem is the interpretation of Seeman's word "here"... Here as in Vienna...or here and in this forum? If Here as in Vienna or at least the Vienna section of the forum, then everything I said holds true.

Just two months until ViVa! Vienna!

elvis Wrote:
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> Just two months until ViVa! Vienna!


Thanks for reminding us so we know when to avoid Virnna like he plague.

I'll hold off on my gutter helmet purchase until then!

Likewise...holding off on purchasing artisanal painted lightswitch covers till Viva Vienna

Maybe I'll wait to purchase a homeowners insurance policy until I talk to the nice insurance agents at the Viva Vienna booths.

Will they be selling beer that has to be consumed in a chain-link-fenced enclosure?

I wanna deep fried twink!

Vienna Lardass Wrote:
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> I wanna deep fried twink!


I bet you do but not the food kind.

Is Viva Vienna gay friendly?

I had NO idea!

Will I be able to get a mattress-sized key-chain from one of the many mattress vendors in Vienna?