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Gym Ass Clowns
Posted by:
FunTymes
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Date: October 09, 2015 10:51AM
As a woman who frequents the gym several times a week, I have become aware
of my fellow gym goers. We acknowledge one another with a quick hello and
get right into our workout. For the most part, we tend to leave each other
alone. All of us share the goal of improving our fitness in an environment
free of jack-assery. However, every gym has a few guys who push too far.
These "special" jerks will continue the full court press even after you've
shunned their advances and waved them off. I call these jerks "Gym Ass Clowns".
These Ass Clowns come to the gym under the pretext of working out, but are
there only to gawk a creepy eyeball rundown of your body! I'm on to you Ass Clown,
I can see you and I can feel your stare!
The Ass Clown is always in stalk mode, using the stations next to me and blurting
out a SMFH comment such as "You have great arms; what’s your workout plan?
Because, baby – it’s working for you!" One Ass Clown even asked “Do you like
getting pumped?” Seriously?!? Does this loser actually expect a response?
On occasion, when forced into an Ass Clown confrontation, one can't help but
notice their eyes wandering down to check out my breasts. Not a glimpse mind
you, but a true 30 second stare! I can almost hear them say “Can I motorboat your
tits right now?"
Typically, I end the conversation as quickly as I can with a disinterested look.
Occasionally, when they don’t get the hint, I wave them away like an annoying bug.
I've been tempted to respond with something like this, "What's the end game here
Ass Clown? I get to party with your 3 inches of glory.....NO THANKS!"
In some way, I do appeciate the attention and am flattered by it.
Mostly, I've come to respect the normal guy who will strike
up a friendly conversation and then move on to his business
of working out. Unfortunately, we all have to suffer the
Ass Clown who's using the gym to pick up anyone dumb
enough to engage him!
I need to find an Ass Clown-free gym!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/09/2015 10:51AM by FunTymes.
of my fellow gym goers. We acknowledge one another with a quick hello and
get right into our workout. For the most part, we tend to leave each other
alone. All of us share the goal of improving our fitness in an environment
free of jack-assery. However, every gym has a few guys who push too far.
These "special" jerks will continue the full court press even after you've
shunned their advances and waved them off. I call these jerks "Gym Ass Clowns".
These Ass Clowns come to the gym under the pretext of working out, but are
there only to gawk a creepy eyeball rundown of your body! I'm on to you Ass Clown,
I can see you and I can feel your stare!
The Ass Clown is always in stalk mode, using the stations next to me and blurting
out a SMFH comment such as "You have great arms; what’s your workout plan?
Because, baby – it’s working for you!" One Ass Clown even asked “Do you like
getting pumped?” Seriously?!? Does this loser actually expect a response?
On occasion, when forced into an Ass Clown confrontation, one can't help but
notice their eyes wandering down to check out my breasts. Not a glimpse mind
you, but a true 30 second stare! I can almost hear them say “Can I motorboat your
tits right now?"
Typically, I end the conversation as quickly as I can with a disinterested look.
Occasionally, when they don’t get the hint, I wave them away like an annoying bug.
I've been tempted to respond with something like this, "What's the end game here
Ass Clown? I get to party with your 3 inches of glory.....NO THANKS!"
In some way, I do appeciate the attention and am flattered by it.
Mostly, I've come to respect the normal guy who will strike
up a friendly conversation and then move on to his business
of working out. Unfortunately, we all have to suffer the
Ass Clown who's using the gym to pick up anyone dumb
enough to engage him!
I need to find an Ass Clown-free gym!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/09/2015 10:51AM by FunTymes.
Re: Gym Ass Clowns
Posted by:
Bet Your Cunt Stinks Too
()
Date: October 27, 2015 06:21PM
Another way to look at your situation is that the stares are not a result of desire, but are in fact "Stares of Amazement" that you are able to pack so much blubber into your work out attire.
Re: Gym Ass Clowns
Posted by:
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Date: April 16, 2018 04:55PM
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