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Where's Alias?
Posted by: pantagruel ()
Date: August 14, 2012 10:41PM

did that idiot get runned off by the heavyweights like Vexxed or what? or is she too stupid to post anymore. that goddamn bitch was a tool.

Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: Preach it ()
Date: August 14, 2012 10:53PM

pantagruel Wrote:
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> did that idiot get runned off by the heavyweights
> like Vexxed or what? or is she too stupid to
> post anymore. that goddamn bitch was a tool.


I love this!

Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: meh ()
Date: August 14, 2012 11:29PM

A guy posts on the NOVA reddit under the name "alias28" same guy?

he seems ok over there

Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 14, 2012 11:40PM

get it Wrote:
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> pantagruel Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > did that idiot get runned off by the
> heavyweights
> > like Vexxed or what? or is she too stupid to
> > post anymore. that goddamn bitch was a tool.
>
>
> Alias isn't around because eesh hasn't been
> around.
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Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: put her in her place ()
Date: August 15, 2012 05:58AM

I think her husband finally took her computer away from her. Sometimes she needs a good smack and to go do her housework.

Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 18, 2012 01:58AM

Preach it Wrote:
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> pantagruel Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > did that idiot get runned off by the
> heavyweights
> > like Vexxed or what? or is she too stupid to
> > post anymore. that goddamn bitch was a tool.
>
>
> I love this!


So do I.

Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 18, 2012 02:03AM

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Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 18, 2012 02:12AM

put her in her place Wrote:
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> I think her husband finally took her computer away
> from her. Sometimes she needs a good smack and to
> go do her housework.

First, he ripped the laptop right out of my hands. Then, he threw my iPad out the window. Then, he smacked me around. Then, I cooked dinner.

I just wanna please my man. That's the kind of woman I am.

Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 18, 2012 02:26AM

eesh Wrote:
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> ---

You saw yourself? It's just a reflection.....

Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 18, 2012 02:30AM

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Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: August 18, 2012 02:44AM

Hi

 

Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 18, 2012 02:54AM

eesh Wrote:
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OMG.... it must be gigantic.

Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 18, 2012 02:56AM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> Hi


Hello, fisky.

Do you..... like eesh..... have a very large penis?

Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: August 18, 2012 03:05AM

Alias Wrote:
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> friskydingo Wrote:
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> -----
> > Hi
>
>
> Hello, fisky.
>
> Do you..... like eesh..... have a very large
> penis?



Why don't you be the judge

;-)

;-)

;-)

 

Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 18, 2012 03:23AM

Alias Wrote:
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> friskydingo Wrote:
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> > Hi
>
>
> Hello, fisky.
>
> Do you..... like eesh..... have a very large
> penis?
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Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 18, 2012 03:42AM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
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> -----
> > friskydingo Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Hi
> >
> >
> > Hello, fisky.
> >
> > Do you..... like eesh..... have a very large
> > penis?
>
>
>
> Why don't you be the judge
>
> ;-)
>
> ;-)
>
> ;-)



I don't judge penises. They all look alike to me.

Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 18, 2012 03:46AM

Alias Wrote:
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> I don't judge penises. They all look alike to me.
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Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 18, 2012 03:54AM

That looks like one of the mushrooms I killed last week.

Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 18, 2012 05:10AM

edit by Cary: Personal attack removed.



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 09/28/2012 06:51PM by Cary.

Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: chewies ()
Date: August 18, 2012 05:17AM

Alias Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > ---
>
> You saw yourself? It's just a reflection.....

I really like to jump around and dance with my dogs, it's very vigorous and they both get all excited.

Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 18, 2012 05:30AM

chewies Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
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> > eesh Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > ---
> >
> > You saw yourself? It's just a reflection.....
>
> I really like to jump around and dance with my
> dogs, it's very vigorous and they both get all
> excited.

How lovely for you.

Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 18, 2012 01:22PM

eesh does not live at 1118 Grove Ave. He doesn't live on Grove Ave.



Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 18, 2012 04:29PM

Alias Wrote:
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> eesh does not live at 1118 Grove Ave. He doesn't
> live on Grove Ave.
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Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: August 18, 2012 05:47PM

Alias,

Are you single?

 

Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: batlady ()
Date: August 18, 2012 06:28PM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> Alias,
>
> Are you single?


Alias is in the Trenchcoat Mafia.

Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: August 18, 2012 09:26PM

batlady Wrote:
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> friskydingo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Alias,
> >
> > Are you single?
>
>
> Alias is in the Trenchcoat Mafia.


Ermm, that's so like 90's

 

Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 19, 2012 01:42AM

What is the Trenchcoat Mafia?

Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 19, 2012 04:10AM

meh Wrote:
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> A guy posts on the NOVA reddit under the name
> "alias28" same guy?

No, not the same guy even if I were a guy which I'm not... thank God.

> he seems ok over there

Well, I WAS OK over here until Cary pulled that bullshit about me being Mr Misery and Meade Skelton. Still don't know why he did that, but what the hey (southern colloquialism I've picked up)... I don't understand people.

Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: don't try this at home ()
Date: August 19, 2012 08:29AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Well, I WAS OK over here until Cary pulled that
> bullshit about me being Mr Misery and Meade
> Skelton. Still don't know why he did that, but
> what the hey (southern colloquialism I've picked
> up)... I don't understand people.

I jumped over backwards, did a complete 360 in mid-air, cane down head first onto all fours and landed on my back. I think I may have chipped a bone in my elbow and have a huge bruise on my shoulder blade. Feeling stiff as a board and very sore from that whole ordeal.

Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 19, 2012 10:35PM

don't try this at home Wrote:
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> I jumped over backwards, did a complete 360 in
> mid-air, cane down head first onto all fours and
> landed on my back.

That's quite an amazing feat.

> I think I may have chipped a
> bone in my elbow and have a huge bruise on my
> shoulder blade. Feeling stiff as a board and very
> sore from that whole ordeal.

To unstiffen yourself, go bungee jumping.

(you remind me of someone)

Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: not anytime soon ()
Date: August 19, 2012 11:24PM

Alias Wrote:
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> don't try this at home Wrote:
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> -----
>
> > I jumped over backwards, did a complete 360 in
> > mid-air, cane down head first onto all fours
> and
> > landed on my back.
>
> That's quite an amazing feat.

it actually was, people were clapping and cheering for me, and the young children seemed to enjoy it very much. but i was all hunched over afterward and had to stand and face my family (who did not approve!!), anguishing in pain. my own flesh and blood humiliating me as I was taken to the emergency center. needless to say that was pretty uncomfortable.

Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 19, 2012 11:50PM

not anytime soon Wrote:
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> it actually was, people were clapping and cheering
> for me, and the young children seemed to enjoy it
> very much.

Imagine how they'd clap if you jumped through flames!

> but i was all hunched over afterward
> and had to stand and face my family (who did not
> approve!!), anguishing in pain. my own flesh and
> blood humiliating me as I was taken to the
> emergency center. needless to say that was pretty
> uncomfortable.

A small price to pay for the notoriety.

Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: rediculous ()
Date: August 20, 2012 06:49PM

pantagruel Wrote:
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> did that idiot get runned off by the heavyweights
> like Vexxed or what? or is she too stupid to
> post anymore. that goddamn bitch was a tool.


she's a real prickster

Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 20, 2012 07:30PM

rediculous Wrote:
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> she's a real prickster

I am not. I'm a very nice person. So watch your mouth or I'll turn you into peat moss you slimy little hair ball.

Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: @Alias ()
Date: August 20, 2012 07:37PM

Alias, do you know if Ms. Misery is OK? A couple of people have intimated that he passed away a few months ago. I hope he didn't give in to his demons.

Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 20, 2012 08:17PM

@Alias Wrote:
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> A couple
> of people have intimated that he passed away a few
> months ago.

People say lots of things on this board. I've learned not to believe anything.

Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: meh ()
Date: August 20, 2012 08:18PM

Alias is 2concerned.

2con disppears and suddenly Alias shows up again posting a ton.

yeah ok

Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 20, 2012 08:26PM

meh Wrote:
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> Alias is 2concerned.
>
> 2con disppears and suddenly Alias shows up again
> posting a ton.
>
> yeah ok





No, Alias has been here for years. She, yes a she, is a level of batshit crazy all to her own.

Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: meh ()
Date: August 20, 2012 08:32PM

This just in...

Alias is essh pretending to be a girl.

Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 20, 2012 08:34PM

meh Wrote:
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> Alias is essh pretending to be a girl.




Good thing it's not eesh pretending to be a girl! ROFL

Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 20, 2012 08:39PM

meh Wrote:
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> Alias is 2concerned.
>
> 2con disppears and suddenly Alias shows up again
> posting a ton.
>
> yeah ok


I don't understand why, but when I saw that black guy dancing in the parking lot, I went crazy.

I'm back to normal now, so I put 2concerned in a suitcase, locked it up and threw away the key. Not a real suitcase, mind you... it's an imaginary suitcase. That's where I put all my troubles...

Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: Inquiring Mindz ()
Date: August 20, 2012 08:47PM

Alias Wrote:
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> meh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Alias is 2concerned.
> >
> > 2con disppears and suddenly Alias shows up
> again
> > posting a ton.
> >
> > yeah ok
>
>
> I don't understand why, but when I saw that black
> guy dancing in the parking lot, I went crazy.
>
> I'm back to normal now, so I put 2concerned in a
> suitcase, locked it up and threw away the key.
> Not a real suitcase, mind you... it's an imaginary
> suitcase. That's where I put all my troubles...


Hard- or soft-sided imaginary suitcase?

Will it fit in the overhead?

Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 20, 2012 08:51PM

meh Wrote:
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> This just in...
>
> Alias is essh pretending to be a girl.

Am I doing THAT again?

At least I've got 2concerned under control.

meh, give me a heads-up if I start pretending to be Cary. That just wouldn't be good.

Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 20, 2012 09:03PM

Inquiring Mindz Wrote:
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> Hard- or soft-sided imaginary suitcase?

Neither... it's hard to describe. It's not a solid.

> Will it fit in the overhead?

God no.... way too big. After all, I fit 2concerned in there and he's a grown man. I've put other people in there, too. It's funny... at first they bang around and scream but eventually they just go silent.

Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: meh ()
Date: August 20, 2012 09:31PM

Alias Wrote:
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> meh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Alias is 2concerned.
> >
> > 2con disppears and suddenly Alias shows up
> again
> > posting a ton.
> >
> > yeah ok
>
>
> I don't understand why, but when I saw that black
> guy dancing in the parking lot, I went crazy.
>
> I'm back to normal now, so I put 2concerned in a
> suitcase, locked it up and threw away the key.
> Not a real suitcase, mind you... it's an imaginary
> suitcase. That's where I put all my troubles...


I like you

Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: meh ()
Date: August 20, 2012 09:32PM

tell me you have a job

ohh that gets me hot thinking about it


eesh, u should follow suit

Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: Joe Friday ()
Date: August 20, 2012 10:15PM

meh Wrote:
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> tell me you have a job
>
> ohh that gets me hot thinking about it
>
>
> eesh, u should follow suit


Umm, PM me please. Thanks:)

Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: meh ()
Date: August 20, 2012 10:48PM

Joe Friday Wrote:
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> meh Wrote:
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> -----
> > tell me you have a job
> >
> > ohh that gets me hot thinking about it
> >
> >
> > eesh, u should follow suit
>
>
> Umm, PM me please. Thanks:)

why

Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 20, 2012 10:50PM

meh Wrote:
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> why




Do as you are told, don't question.

Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: meh ()
Date: August 20, 2012 10:52PM

eesh Wrote:
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> meh Wrote:
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>
> > why
>
>
>
>
> Do as you are told, don't question.

why

Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 20, 2012 10:57PM

meh, can I call you Billy?




Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: Joe Friday ()
Date: August 20, 2012 10:57PM

meh Wrote:
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> Joe Friday Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > meh Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > tell me you have a job
> > >
> > > ohh that gets me hot thinking about it
> > >
> > >
> > > eesh, u should follow suit
> >
> >
> > Umm, PM me please. Thanks:)
>
> why

Um, beacause I asked you to, or because I Like, Hate, Love you? if you don't respond, No Problem hun. Just a request. No hard feelings. Hope your having a good night. Sorry if I intruded. (sp?)

Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: over welmed ()
Date: August 20, 2012 10:58PM

Alias Wrote:
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> not anytime soon Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > it actually was, people were clapping and
> cheering
> > for me, and the young children seemed to enjoy
> it
> > very much.
>
> Imagine how they'd clap if you jumped through
> flames!
>
> > but i was all hunched over afterward
> > and had to stand and face my family (who did
> not
> > approve!!), anguishing in pain. my own flesh
> and
> > blood humiliating me as I was taken to the
> > emergency center. needless to say that was
> pretty
> > uncomfortable.
>
> A small price to pay for the notoriety.

not really cuz i totally saw the diappoinment in my Grandma's face, she just hung her head in shame. I could tell my mom was pissed. people started to leave me all on my own and my cousant tole me that afterwards my grandmother pointed her finger at the sky and cursed Jesus in my name. it is not a notoriety at all.

Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: meh ()
Date: August 20, 2012 11:16PM

ok joe

dont disappoint

Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: meh ()
Date: August 21, 2012 02:14AM

i said i like u alias


respond pls

Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 21, 2012 03:05AM

meh Wrote:
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> i said i like u alias

> respond pls

I would have, but right after you said, I like you, you posted this:

tell me you have a job

ohh that gets me hot thinking about it

eesh, u should follow suit

I was like.... WTF?

And, then, there was this mysterious back and forth between you, Joe Friday (he called you, Honey, btw) and eesh, so I said to myself..... weird.

So, see.... that's why I didn't say, thank you, meh.

But, thank you, meh.

Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: meh ()
Date: August 21, 2012 03:10AM

someone had a funny bone amputation huh?

i still like u but not as much

Re: Where's Alias?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 21, 2012 03:27AM

meh Wrote:
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> someone had a funny bone amputation huh?

no, somebody didn't. unfortunately, my funny bone isn't always appreciated.

> i still like u but not as much

But, you still like me.....

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