Great, another clown who's decided the best thing he can do with his life is screw up this board. Is that you, "5000 dildos" ? tired of fake conversations with yourself? Is it time to post that IP?

Almost makes me miss White Space Guy...

755...Semper Fat
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Cary has dogteeth....who knew?

Robb certainly isn't going to "win any arguments by showing a picture of HIS wife"

Robb Spewak Wrote:
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> Spewak's Wardrobe Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fri black hoodie
> > Thur red hoodie
> > Wed Iowa hoodie
>
>
> Not a member of the ROBB MOBB, eh?
>
> Hoodies, Cargo Shorts, and Birkenstocks are my
> gimmick....DUH....
>
> BUY A BONUS PACKAGE....
>
> www.mikeomearashow.com
>
> -Robb

Cool, I need something to wipe up the residual man cum dribbling from my ass. Who's dick do I need to suck to get an XXXXL Retarded Robb hoodie?

Welcum back peekza, ya dumb homo.

Rush Revere Wrote:
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> Great, another clown who's decided the best thing
> he can do with his life is screw up this board.
> Is that you, "5000 dildos" ? tired of fake
> conversations with yourself? Is it time to post
> that IP?

Anytime, faggot. Once again I challenge you to do it because YOU CAN'T.

WHAT IS MY IP ADDRESS?

Faggots, faggots calm the fuck down. Neither of you are pretty

Welcome back, Peekza!!!! Fuck these klubber ass-nuggets, YOU HAVE BEEN MISSED!!!

peek, how was Maine?

King Lear Wrote:
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> Welcome back, Peekza!!!! Fuck these klubber
> ass-nuggets, YOU HAVE BEEN MISSED!!!


Glad to be back, trying to catch up on episodes now

TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
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> peek, how was Maine?
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> > peek, how was Maine?


Welcome back Peek. Shouldn't those lobsters be in a pot with the sticker still on the side?

ah, so peek is Mike's friend/relative/employee, getting his Maine place ready for the summer...explains the vitriolic hatred -- familiarity breeds contempt and all.

peekza Wrote:
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> King Lear Wrote:
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> > Welcome back, Peekza!!!! Fuck these klubber
> > ass-nuggets, YOU HAVE BEEN MISSED!!!
>
>
> Glad to be back, trying to catch up on episodes
> now

Did any of the Maine lobstermen have any Carla stories to share?

Of all the places you can go for vacation peek.. Maine?... Jackass.

The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
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> Of all the places you can go for vacation peek..
> Maine?... Jackass.


Wait Peek, wasn't it Montana? I thought you went there to raise you up a crop of dental floss.

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> The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
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> > Of all the places you can go for vacation
> peek..
> > Maine?... Jackass.
>
>
> Wait Peek, wasn't it Montana? I thought you went
> there to raise you up a crop of dental floss.


I was in MT, you're killing the bit

Yipee-I-O-Kaiay!

Peekza was in Montana, living out his real-life brokeback mountain fantasy.

are you jelly? You sound jelly

peekza Wrote:
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> Frank Zappa Wrote:
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> -----
> > The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Of all the places you can go for vacation
> > peek..
> > > Maine?... Jackass.
> >
> >
> > Wait Peek, wasn't it Montana? I thought you
> went
> > there to raise you up a crop of dental floss.
>
>
> I was in MT, you're killing the bit


BIT KILLER!! BIT KILLER!! BIT KILLER!!

Great more ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

And the math adds up posts

Awesome

The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
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> Of all the places you can go for vacation peek..
> Maine?... Jackass.

try and keep up

peekza Wrote:
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> Frank Zappa Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Of all the places you can go for vacation
> > peek..
> > > Maine?... Jackass.
> >
> >
> > Wait Peek, wasn't it Montana? I thought you
> went
> > there to raise you up a crop of dental floss.
>
>
> I was in MT, you're killing the bit

Did any of the Montana cowboys have any Carla stories to share?

idiot peekza Wrote:
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> Great more ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>
> And the math adds up posts
>
> Awesome

And more of you griping about them, which is equally entertaining.

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> idiot peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Great more ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
> >
> > And the math adds up posts
> >
> > Awesome
>
> And more of you griping about them, which is
> equally entertaining.


maybe moreso

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> The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
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> > Of all the places you can go for vacation
> peek..
> > Maine?... Jackass.
>
> try and keep up


I know, right?

idiot peekza Wrote:
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> Great more ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>
> And the math adds up posts
>
> Awesome


what are you whining about? you had almost two weeks off

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> Rush Revere Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Great, another clown who's decided the best
> thing
> > he can do with his life is screw up this board.
>
> > Is that you, "5000 dildos" ? tired of fake
> > conversations with yourself? Is it time to post
> > that IP?
>
> Anytime, faggot. Once again I challenge you to do
> it because YOU CAN'T.
>
> WHAT IS MY IP ADDRESS?

Don't worry---I've got it, Thickness

Just so anyone knows, in the end, does Mike O'Meara Show Fan really post here?

No.

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> ..


So RELM owns the topic of VR? Who knew?
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He also calls Tech 411 "my podcast" on his gay website. I suspect in private moments he refers to El Spic as "my fucktoy".

Timely. Topical.
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Hey Robb!
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Damn, showed up here due to the page count going up fast and it was well...

I was hoping something interesting happened like one of them died

The LFF most be even more of a handful since his mom died. He thinks he is a sensitive artist and all that when he is washed up, fat, drunk, and stupid

Does Ronic have an actual job or is it just fake radio for him? Does he have a kid with his ex-wife? She really put up with a lot, I'm sure that idiot came home and told her stories about this is his shot and it is the big times for his radio career. Then she meets the LPS and realizes her husband sells t-shirts.

- dA rEaL fArTiAn - Wrote:
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> Just so anyone knows, in the end, does Mike
> O'Meara Show Fan really post here?


All the time, you faggot. I just go by peekza in this thread because everyone here knows me.

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> - dA rEaL fArTiAn - Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just so anyone knows, in the end, does Mike
> > O'Meara Show Fan really post here?
>
>
> All the time, you faggot. I just go by peekza in
> this thread because everyone here knows me.


of course you do

Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
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> - dA rEaL fArTiAn - Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just so anyone knows, in the end, does Mike
> > O'Meara Show Fan really post here?
>
>
> All the time, you faggot. I just go by peekza in
> this thread because everyone here knows me.

Well... everyone was saying peekza was Gerry a while back, so you must be the two-faced guy.

not everyone, just the people who were mistaken....I am peekza and only peekza, I have no reason to post under another handle, it's not like there is anything I am afraid to say as peekza, why would I EVEN need another handle?

jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
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> Damn, showed up here due to the page count going
> up fast and it was well...
>
> I was hoping something interesting happened like
> one of them died
>
> The LFF most be even more of a handful since his
> mom died. He thinks he is a sensitive artist and
> all that when he is washed up, fat, drunk, and
> stupid
>

This week, Robb told a story about how Stevie Nicks shared songwriting credits on a song with Prince. This got Mike to think about how he sees Nicks in a new light.

Mike says, "And the way I live my life now..." like he's had an epiphany and is now a changed man. He wonders why people can't simply be more honest.

This same week, Mike gave us two different versions of his weight gain. He still lies out of habit, even though he contradicts himself, and his lies seldom make him look any better.

This "changed man" also wonders when his toddler can start taking over his chores. Who even thinks like that?

jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
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> Damn, showed up here due to the page count going
> up fast and it was well...
>
> I was hoping something interesting happened like
> one of them died


You were here two days ago on the previous page, spermbait. There is something wrong with you.

You must be a joy to be around.

Page count was going up fast and I was hoping for one of the krew to pull a Bob hope or a prince. What I got was: Oscar is buying a house, the LFF's mom died, gay fanfiction, Ronic being (shocker) a bitch.

Oh and Hess feel the love and hate from the klub

I really was hoping the LPS was dead. Xmas didn't come early

"Spermbait"!!!!!!!!

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

peekza Wrote:
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> not everyone, just the people who were
> mistaken....I am peekza and only peekza, I have no
> reason to post under another handle, it's not like
> there is anything I am afraid to say as peekza,
> why would I EVEN need another handle?


LIAR.

ooooooh that's rich

Spermbait never goes out of style. This from about a month ago from the guy who schooled Marcus Certa... oh wait, nevermind [sic, motherfucker] that last bit. Enjoy.

___________________________________________________________________
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos ()
Date: March 31, 2016 09:06PM

jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
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> TMOS is so lame, I don't even remember what got me
> to listen many months ago. Oh, Oscar was gonna
> get a morning radio job or something.

---------- "Many months ago" in the sense of "I didn't register for a long time (3 years) because generally I didn't care that much." So many months in the sense of 4 years? Since you posted that September 09, 2014 at 04:57PM and all.

> I've never have heard about that, if I didn't read
> the posts here.
>
> Pizza, you posts add nothing to the discussion
> about TMOS.

> Mine didn't either which is why I rarely post here.

---------- That would be a good strategy. You should actually pursue it.

> Also, this site is a huge pain now due to the eesh
> stuff.

---------- Yet here you are. Those proposals won't write themselves.

Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait Spermbait

Well, you sure worked hard to make a weak point.

Yeah, it took literally hours, hand to God, but the effort caused me to lose 4 pounds.

Of course most of it was in the form of sperm for Spermbait.

Are you allowed to claim to be "slaying the dragon" when your dad is buying you a house?

RIP, Gladys Potter, the gonad gobbler:

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/kansas/obituary.aspx?n=beth-ellen-edridge&pid=179732262&;

10 minutes into Certa, we get to hear how non-MORE listeners shouldn't show up at a live Tony Perkins show. "There were a lot of them there."
So obviously it would have been better to have a half empty show than to have people who don't know who Mike is there.

Gotta protect the Brand or Mike will replace him

Mira Wrote:
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> RIP, Gladys Potter, the gonad gobbler:
>
> http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/kansas/obituary.a
> spx?n=beth-ellen-edridge&pid=179732262&


thanks for sharing

Minute 53 Fuckwaddle is now officially DONE WITH CNN. Late to the party because of your drinking problem, granddad?

Fuck and Fatt informed us that C-SPAN is really difficult to find. I don't know, Double F, I watched the "My Nigger" show on C-SPAN no problem, streaming on the web and on TV. I guess if your only use for C-SPAN is a once a year comedy show it might be difficult to find.

Minute 57 MC FuckW and El Spic go on about how they long for a boring President. Shoulda voted for Romney, fucktards.

Today Robb requested that someone photoshop 100 Matt Bluhms in a vase. So he didn't forget that someone actually did that last year, but is obviously hoping everyone else forgot about it. If I've said it once, I've said it 100 times: I hope he dies tonight.

2300 Wisconsin Ave. NW, DC

Visit the studio!

I was bored and downloaded the Friday show.

Ug.

No oscar. These two idiots tried to discuss the draft.

And the an incredibly boring conversation on sunglasses.

Mike hated the WH Correspondents Dinner -- and said he's done with it until next year. Good policy for any annual event, LFF.

Let's do some team building the week the interns are leaving....

Oh wait! Also a discussion on how to fix SNL! More impressionists!

RK Wrote:
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> I was bored and downloaded the Friday show.
>
> Ug.
>
> No oscar. These two idiots tried to discuss the
> draft.
>
> And the an incredibly boring conversation on
> sunglasses.

Boring and uninformed.

"A 1995 study reported that "Expensive brands and polarizing sunglasses do not guarantee optimal UVA protection."[16] The Australian Competition and Consumer Commission has also reported that "[c]onsumers cannot rely on price as an indicator of quality".[17] One survey even found that a $6.95 pair of generic glasses offered slightly better protection than did expensive Salvatore Ferragamo shades.[18]"

---

TMOS Makes the Beast With One Hand

Hey gang...

Thanks for all the positive feedback. I will be taking this back to the TEAM over at TMOS and look to implement some the suggestions.


AS always thanks to the ROBB MOBB....

Join us for our call-in shows every WEDNESDAY.....

Sales: chris@mikeomearashow.com

Support: ponyboy@mikeomearashow.com

Mailbag & Birthdays: robb@mikeomearashow.com

Want to write the show? Send your letters to:

The Mike O’Meara Show
P.O. Box 2796
Leesburg, VA 20177

Give us a call at 1-800-440-8167

-Robb



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More radio welfare from Slappy to Mike....Tickets to Amy Schummer's show...

He hath no pride....

Imagine what he doesn't share about Kappy's munificence. "You have no idea."

I'm the White Space Guy. It's really not that hard to mask an IP address.

BillyBob1 Wrote:
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> More radio welfare from Slappy to Mike....Tickets
> to Amy Schummer's show...
>
> He hath no pride....


Wait till you see what the Klubb has in store for Mike...The Ultimate Bar Lowerer

Eastern Carolina Hockey League? Robb is wandering into JHops territory
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peekza Wrote:
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> Eastern Carolina Hockey League? Robb is wandering
> into JHops territory


Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: jhopkinsffxu aka Spermbait ()
Date: May 01, 2016 02:56PM

You must be a joy to be around.

for the record, I'm a complete hoot

Mike was complaining on how tired he is... must be rough to have a 7.5 hour work week. Only the strong and tough could manage that

Disgruntled OMearican Wrote:
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> Today Robb requested that someone photoshop 100
> Matt Bluhms in a vase. So he didn't forget that
> someone actually did that last year, but is
> obviously hoping everyone else forgot about it. If
> I've said it once, I've said it 100 times: I hope
> he dies tonight.


tonight is too long of a wait

ROBB_SLOB Wrote:
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> Mike was complaining on how tired he is... must be
> rough to have a 7.5 hour work week. Only the
> strong and tough could manage that

I'm guessing the 9 am start time (HI, FATT ROB!!!) which was probably his idea for tee time related reasons, has begun to tax him. Now he has to cram zero minutes of show prep into zero minutes earlier.

White Space Guy Wrote:
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> I'm the White Space Guy. It's really not that hard
> to mask an IP address.


Whatever you say "The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos"

Hey, I think Mike made it through ANOTHER week of shows last week!

RK Wrote:
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> Hey, I think Mike made it through ANOTHER week of
> shows last week!


You're right!!!!! Does that make it 4 for the year?

Rush Revere Wrote:
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> White Space Guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm the White Space Guy. It's really not that
> hard
> > to mask an IP address.
>
>
> Whatever you say "The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos"

Faggot supersleuth says what? Only three people know you're bullshitting. Oh wait, now everyone knows. Still waiting to hear what my IP address is, faggot.

peekza Wrote:
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> Disgruntled OMearican Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Today Robb requested that someone photoshop 100
> > Matt Bluhms in a vase. So he didn't forget that
> > someone actually did that last year, but is
> > obviously hoping everyone else forgot about it.
> If
> > I've said it once, I've said it 100 times: I
> hope
> > he dies tonight.
>
>
> tonight is too long of a wait

It's always tonight somewhere. Let's keep it sunshine, ok?

Death to Fatt Rob Death to Fatt Rob Death to Fatt Rob Death to Fatt Rob Death to Fatt Rob Death to Fatt Rob Death to Fatt Rob Death to Fatt Rob Death to Fatt Rob Death to Fatt Rob Death to Fatt Rob Death to Fatt Rob Death to Fatt Rob Death to Fatt Rob Death to Fatt Rob Death to Fatt Rob Death to Fatt Rob Death to Fatt Rob Death to Fatt Rob Death to Fatt Rob Death to Fatt Rob Death to Fatt Rob Death to Fatt Rob Death to Fatt Rob Death to Fatt Rob Death to Fatt Rob Death to Fatt Rob Death to Fatt Rob Death to Fatt Rob Death to Fatt Rob Death to Fatt Rob Death to Fatt Rob Death to Fatt Rob Death to Fatt Rob Death to Fatt Rob Death to Fatt Rob Death to Fatt Rob Death to Fatt Rob Death to Fatt Rob Death to Fatt Rob Death to Fatt Rob Death to Fatt Rob Death to Fatt Rob Death to Fatt Rob Death to Fatt Rob Death to Fatt Rob

peekza, do you know how long it takes for your mom to take a shit?

We do, it is 9 months

Gold Jerry...Gold

Fantastically ponderous retelling of the Escape Room Team Building Exercise today. Really not a single interesting point. They didn't escape. It could have been a 5 minute story if LFF would have shut his pie hole. Two segments of that and then LFF bitching about the white house correspondents dinner. Pure garbage. But try harder, and download all 6 apps you would require to listen to all the MORE network shows. Because that's how it works. I check 6 web sites, I install 6 web browsing applications. I listen to 6 bands, I install 6 music listening applications. Come on people, let's look at the pain points and curate our maximum app installation ROI. Or maybe our Bolivian father can stroke a check instead.

peekza the idiot Wrote:
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> peekza, do you know how long it takes for your mom
> to take a shit?
>
> We do, it is 9 months


ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> Fantastically ponderous retelling of the Escape
> Room Team Building Exercise today. Really not a
> single interesting point. They didn't escape. It
> could have been a 5 minute story if LFF would have
> shut his pie hole. Two segments of that


show prep

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> Fantastically ponderous retelling of the Escape
> Room Team Building Exercise today. Really not a
> single interesting point. They didn't escape. It
> could have been a 5 minute story if LFF would have
> shut his pie hole. Two segments of that and then
> LFF bitching about the white house correspondents
> dinner. Pure garbage. But try harder, and download
> all 6 apps you would require to listen to all the
> MORE network shows. Because that's how it works. I
> check 6 web sites, I install 6 web browsing
> applications. I listen to 6 bands, I install 6
> music listening applications. Come on people,
> let's look at the pain points and curate our
> maximum app installation ROI. Or maybe our
> Bolivian father can stroke a check instead.

Why limit yourself to 1 app per MORE network show? Why not 1 app per EPISODE?
Or, split the difference and have an app for each day of the week per show?

Sign me up for both of the TMOS Saturday and Sunday apps!

peekza Wrote:
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> Four Hour Club Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fantastically ponderous retelling of the Escape
> > Room Team Building Exercise today. Really not a
> > single interesting point. They didn't escape.
> It
> > could have been a 5 minute story if LFF would
> have
> > shut his pie hole. Two segments of that
>
>
> show prep

I'd bet the college interns consider it an Escape Room Team Building Exercise each day they leave the TMOS studio unmolested.

None of them would be surprised to find a former intern crammed into one of the crawlspaces there.

Don't Get Happy, Kappy.

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> Rush Revere Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > White Space Guy Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I'm the White Space Guy. It's really not that
> > hard
> > > to mask an IP address.
> >
> >
> > Whatever you say "The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos"
>
> Faggot supersleuth says what? Only three people
> know you're bullshitting. Oh wait, now everyone
> knows. Still waiting to hear what my IP address
> is, faggot.


Good one:)

Still TMOS free since last August, but still check here to get a mild fix. Regarding this HILARIOUS image below. Does ANYONE have the audio to go with this???? WTF caused Twobee's mic to attack his face??? Was it Todd Hess on his knees? It's incredible. Whatever, whoever it was also vibrates the camera on Buzz and Oscar's shots too. Oscar doesn't notice at all....if you look close, Buzz does, but decides not to react. I can't imagine the show got any better, even with all the fatt tributes to dead rock stars. Did Oscar graduate yet?? Did Mike admit to accidentally killing Patton's wife yet (ya know, having a nightmare about his own wife #1)? The mind wanders.
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Marketing Guru Wrote:
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> Four Hour Club Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fantastically ponderous retelling of the Escape
> > Room Team Building Exercise today. Really not a
> > single interesting point. They didn't escape.
> It
> > could have been a 5 minute story if LFF would
> have
> > shut his pie hole. Two segments of that and
> then
> > LFF bitching about the white house
> correspondents
> > dinner. Pure garbage. But try harder, and
> download
> > all 6 apps you would require to listen to all
> the
> > MORE network shows. Because that's how it works.
> I
> > check 6 web sites, I install 6 web browsing
> > applications. I listen to 6 bands, I install 6
> > music listening applications. Come on people,
> > let's look at the pain points and curate our
> > maximum app installation ROI. Or maybe our
> > Bolivian father can stroke a check instead.
>
> Why limit yourself to 1 app per MORE network show?
> Why not 1 app per EPISODE?
> Or, split the difference and have an app for each
> day of the week per show?
>
> Sign me up for both of the TMOS Saturday and
> Sunday apps!

*Saturdee and Sundee

Get it right or pay the price

No really, actually I am the white space guy from a few months back. I was banned, got my rights back, and then was a dick again and rebanned. The way I see it, it's not inappropriate to be an asshole on a page whose whole purpose is assholism.

You're right about that.

White Space Guy Wrote:
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> No really, actually I am the white space guy from
> a few months back. I was banned, got my rights
> back, and then was a dick again and rebanned. The
> way I see it, it's not inappropriate to be an
> asshole on a page whose whole purpose is
> assholism.

Well in that respect you're doing a great job

I love it when Mike gets pissed off and defeated before the show even starts.

Mongo eat paint Wrote:
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> I love it when Mike gets pissed off and defeated
> before the show even starts.


The "new" Mike is starting to sound a lot like Mike Classic.

"Certain people deserve to be fat and certain people don't."

peekza Wrote:
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> Eastern Carolina Hockey League? Robb is wandering
> into JHops territory

Cut Robb some slack. Being a big Caps fan, he's more familiar with the Newark Hockey League.

TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
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> Mike hated the WH Correspondents Dinner -- and
> said he's done with it until next year. Good
> policy for any annual event, LFF.


Mike is jelly because the MORE Network didn't spring for a table at the dinner.

Mike would have KILLED with his Obama 'little Jabril' catchphrase!

Disgruntled OMearican Wrote:
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> Today Robb requested that someone photoshop 100
> Matt Bluhms in a vase. So he didn't forget that
> someone actually did that last year, but is
> obviously hoping everyone else forgot about it. If
> I've said it once, I've said it 100 times: I hope
> he dies tonight.

I thought one of the female interns was scary good with graphics. There's about 100 free apps out there that could create this.

I wish someone would cram one Matt Bluhm into a vase. Or urn.

Mongo eat paint Wrote:
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> I love it when Mike gets pissed off and defeated
> before the show even starts.

A little...

Mike, as Frankie, after messed up levels and inability to hear Mike over music: "I got an idea, why don't we just start the fuckin' show? How about that? Can we do that? I'm so sick of this goddamned shit, I swear to fuckin' Christ."

followed by Spewak's clip and Mike's deflated and lackadaisical read of open and this:

Mike: "Our show today is brought to you today by Pro Flowers. Mothers Day is this Sunday, only xx days away."
Spewak: "Five days, Mike! Only five days!"
Mike: "Shoulda put that in the copy, even though I knew it was five days."