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It looks like Robb is losing weight. Well, good for him.
I haven't heard him speak much about it -- and I don't blame him. We all know what a jealous hater Mike is about things like that. It's hard enough to persevere in a positive life change without having to deal with the nasty undercuts from a needy petulant slob.
(I expect to get slammed here for mentioning something positive about Robb. Fair enough. I would consider posting it on the lame 'fan page'... but I've been long banned from it by dumbass Stephen Douglass McIntyte. The pig.)
Robb has proven before that he can lose weight. He’s also proven before that he can regain that weight, and then some. He’s incapable of the lifestyle change necessary to maintain a healthy weight. That’s a given.
As for Junior calling the ex-stripper “dumb,” even a pre-schooler can assess this marriage better than the participants can.
E2 Tambien Wrote:
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> It looks like Robb is losing weight. Well, good
> for him.
>
> I haven't heard him speak much about it -- and I
> don't blame him. We all know what a jealous hater
> Mike is about things like that. It's hard enough
> to persevere in a positive life change without
> having to deal with the nasty undercuts from a
> needy petulant slob.
>
> (I expect to get slammed here for mentioning
> something positive about Robb. Fair enough. I
> would consider posting it on the lame 'fan
> page'... but I've been long banned from it by
> dumbass Stephen Douglass McIntyte. The pig.)
You should just go suck Robb’s cock. Sounds like you are in love with him.
Blobb has lost two Blobbs in the past. Blobb is lucky to lose another.
SDM - State presidents? Stuck around 2500 members? DGH! That is it! Boy, you are NOT helping sales for their advertisers. "Why are their P1's not growing?" Have you heard of this site "Fairfax Underground?", they will ask. "There are a lot of -P1s out there too in FU."
Answer? Get SDM out of there. He has probably lost 100's of bonus buyers out by throwing people out of the Klub which makes him feel powerful but hurts the bottom line. But, mike is lazy. Loves ass kissers. SDM. Bloob, Merle, etc. It makes up for Mike's need to have groupies over Oscars need to grow the numbers. SDM and Mike have lost more Bonus $$ than they have brought in. Not an MBA but that is bad. LOL LOVE FU!
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As someone said before, Mike is a narssisist and you can't share good news with a narssisist. It threatens their ego by exposing their own shortcomings in their mind, triggering a negative reaction.
Potentially unpopular opinion: Robb is capable of not sucking. There was a time, early on, when Robb was arguably the hardest worker on the show. And no one will deny the fact that when he buckled down and got his shit together, the way he embarrassed Mike with his weight loss around 2012 was kind of great.
I remember his old phone-a-tranny bits on Don and Mike really were laugh out loud funny. And I used to kind of like the telemarketer bits, before they became painfully repetitive (I know, a Robb bit, become painfully repetitive? Say it ain't so).
His relationship with Mike is toxic. Mike enables the worst tendencies in Robb's lifestyle and his humor. Robb should have moved to Iowa and settled into a role at KCJJ years ago, but...he just can't quit Mike.
Mike thinks he should be on DC radio. What about trying Ft Myers radio first? It’s a perfect market for a has-been like him. Besides, what’s he doing with the other 23 hours a day he’s not on the podcast? Actual income might be nice for a change.
We were talking about the space between us all
And the people who hide themselves behind a wall of illusion
Never glimpse the truth, then it's far too late, when they pass away
We were talking about the love we all could share
When we find it, to try our best to hold it there with our love
With our love, we could save the world, if they only knew
Try to realise it's all within yourself
No one else can make you change
And to see you're really only very small
And life flows on within you and without you
We were talking about the love that's gone so cold
And the people who gain the world and lose their soul
They don't know, they can't see, are you one of them?
When you've seen beyond yourself then you may find
Peace of mind is waiting there
And the time will come when you see we're all one
And life flows on within you and without you
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RE: I remember his old phone-a-tranny bits on Don and Mike really were laugh out loud funny. And I used to kind of like the telemarketer bits, before they became painfully repetitive (I know, a Robb bit, become painfully repetitive? Say it ain't so).
-Inspired by Don, not Mike.
So, SDM went from poop and Gallagher to positive things about Blobb. His therapist recommended it.
It is so easy to spot SDM posts. He threw in a hairy underarm last because they were not mentioned in the previous posts nailing him with the poop and Gallagher. Really, go through the posts. SDM is on a blanket....
Reality Check Issuer Wrote:
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> NOBODY from TMOS or anywhere else outside reads or
> gives the slightest fuck about this stupid thread
> anymore.
>
> Get over your fucking loser selves.
Reality Check Issuer Wrote:
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> NOBODY from TMOS or anywhere else outside reads or
> gives the slightest fuck about this stupid thread
> anymore.
>
> Get over your fucking loser selves.
Well, shit. The entire point of this thread was to be read and/or given a fuck about by anybody from TMOS or "anywhere else outside."
We're just going to have to TRY HARDER!
(Could there be a more Klubber mentality than the assumption that the whole point of this thread was to somehow be relevant to anyone from TMOS? That's like Mike O'Meara-level paranoia right there-- "they're trying to ruin my life!" No, Mike. We're a dumb thread in an obscure forum about a dumb podcast that used to be a dumb radio show. Besides, the goal of "ruining your life" is kinda like throwing the deck chairs on the Titanic overboard.)
OWS with his usual and much-needed perspective. Klubbers do not get it.
I feel sorry for Mike to have to come face-to-face with his fan club president and then the same week hear from Tony Perkins how well Tony and Donnie are doing. The jealousy and regrets were dispiriting, and I don't even like Mike.
RE:OWS with his usual and much-needed perspective. Klubbers do not get it.
I feel sorry for Mike to have to come face-to-face with his fan club president and then the same week hear from Tony Perkins how well Tony and Donnie are doing. The jealousy and regrets were dispiriting, and I don't even like Mike.
Well, if the yard signs were anything like the TMOS banner at Jimmy's, I can see why failure was inevitable. Who the hell was in charge of that thing? An old dot-matrix printer could have produced something more professional.
And I love how Mike tries to get more bonus subscribers by telling his audience to stop sucking. How about improving the product? Better guests? Eliminating Robb? End the mail bag and call-in shows. 5 hours of weekly content and it's like 3 1/2 hours of filler. It's no wonder only occasionally does something funny slip past.
peekza Wrote:
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> I honestly can't believe the yard signs were ever
> a thing...but I heard it myself
"Have been a mobile deejay since 1975. Have over 21,000 songs (Pop, Country and Rhythm & Blues from 1940 through 1999). Hope to one day own my own night spot called 'That Oldies Place'."
Big Shoota Wrote:
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> Mike today: "we should be on the radio in
> Washington DC"
>
> Mike lives in Florida...
You do understand that syndicated radio is broadcast from one location to stations all over the country? Not that I like Mike, but he does not have to live in D.C. to be broadcast here.
SDM SNM Wrote:
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> math adds up, SDM category.
>
> "Have been a mobile deejay since 1975. Have over
> 21,000 songs (Pop, Country and Rhythm & Blues from
> 1940 through 1999). Hope to one day own my own
> night spot called 'That Oldies Place'."
21st century Wrote:
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> Big Shoota Wrote:
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> > Mike today: "we should be on the radio in
> > Washington DC"
> >
> > Mike lives in Florida...
>
> You do understand that syndicated radio is
> broadcast from one location to stations all over
> the country? Not that I like Mike, but he does not
> have to live in D.C. to be broadcast here.
I'd forgotten the TMOS yard signs -- would have sworn poster and peekza were making that up. Yard signs? YARD SIGNS?? Thanks for the link for us skeptics.
Mike's capper was he would record podcast at home of listener with the best size or placement of yard sign. And he DIRECTED Pony to write down this idea (and presumably his other great ideas to follow) in a notebook.
Reality Check Issuer Wrote:
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> NOBODY from TMOS or anywhere else outside reads or
> gives the slightest fuck about this stupid thread
> anymore.
>
> Get over your fucking loser selves.
Getting scared, SDM? Anyone who still belongs to the Klub, feel free to let them know what their fearless leader is up to over here. Just think of the fun it'll be to watch them have a meltdown. Especially that one woman that always has to give everybody her opinion. I can't wait to see her reaction to the pics SDM has been posting.
Creepy Steve is Exposed Wrote:
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> Reality Check Issuer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > NOBODY from TMOS or anywhere else outside reads
> or
> > gives the slightest fuck about this stupid
> thread
> > anymore.
> >
> > Get over your fucking loser selves.
>
>
> Getting scared, SDM? Anyone who still belongs to
> the Klub, feel free to let them know what their
> fearless leader is up to over here. Just think of
> the fun it'll be to watch them have a meltdown.
> Especially that one woman that always has to give
> everybody her opinion. I can't wait to see her
> reaction to the pics SDM has been posting.
Sure, he’s the famous watermelon smasher. Yes, he literally INVENTED the television stand-up comedy special. Absolutely, 14 Showtime specials is a big deal. And certainly 3,500 live shows to capacity crowds is worth mentioning.
Gallagher
But how about that he is the reason they invented Comedy Central? Or that before him no one ever had that level of interaction with a live audience? Or that he was the #1 comedian (in ticket sales and ratings) for almost 15 years?
Gallagher has led an extraordinary life, with an even more spectacular career. His fan base is one of the most loyal there is, and he rewards them every chance he gets. Now on the Jokes on you tour!
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Just saying if something were to happen to Gallagher (natural or otherwise): I'm thinking JFK/MLK-type outpourings of shock and rage. Might even kick off Civil War - Part Deux.
You know, Blobb might be helping SDM with the poop, Gallagher, and hairy arms. He has plenty of time on his hands. His sexual humor is on the level of a sixth grader. SDM has that wild DJ gig, sweating to the oldies to keep him busy on weekends.
Robb is so out of it. The eagle player wore a Mummers outfit. Not a wizard. Read ANYTHING about the parade; sports or current news. Lazy and fat. Boy, JFK blew it getting rid of them with the flip to sports! (Although 1/2 The Junkies would have been wrong too!)
Blobb also described a sad up bringing of being dump at grandpas on weekends why his hippy parents partied. Still bothered by what he did to their 20's social life. DEEP SHIT. When asked who he would ask a question to about life; He mentions Big Daddy. Sad. He wants his approval more than anything. HBS....More nudes!
At least he was honest. Big O. I love you. World Book was deflecting and shows the deepness of your agony. Maybe one day, you can be the next SDM DJ with 80 and 90's hits!
Their slamming of Jimmy and the Klubbers was BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mike slams The Wing. But, give the Beer Garden 12 out of ten so he can smoke out there after telling Pony to die...
I had trouble sleeping last night, and just like some people count sheep, I started counting the times Gallagher has been maligned (and worse!) by the liberal Jew-run media. Stuff like missed or lost opportunities.
Take the 90's Seinfeld show for instance. That should have been called Gallagher! Gallagher's a man who pretty much invented (or re-engineered at worst) "observational comedy". An appetizer:
- Why is it that we drive through a parkway, and park in a driveway?
- Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
- Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
This essentially presages Seinfeld's shtick by decades.
So why did a goddamn kike get such a show? The opening of the show - instead of Seinfeld's shitty Hebrew standup - could have been an invigorating blend of Gallagher incisive commentary and shit smashing. Oh, why do I pine for what could have been?
Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow everybody needs a bosom.
Back to your basement Wrote:
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> If we like the show and you don’t, fine! Just
> don’t listen, loosers!
If we don't like the show and you do, fine! Just don't read our posts, looser (sic)!
Anyone watching the Olympics? I kind of tuned out once I realized - yet again - Gallagher would not be participating in the opening ceremonies. Although a hilarious, and culturally aware addition he would have made.
For the two nations of zipperheads with a once proudly shared identity, Gallagher would have been ideally positioned to “zip” up the gaping wounds to their psyches with the audacious righteousness of real comedy. Staunch the hate, cauterize the fear, bring the funny. That’s Gallagher’s bag, AMIRITE?
Only good thing in the Olympics I have seen are the Norkian cheerleaders.
I would stick my tongue into their furry grottoes and gently tease their pussy lips - the texture and taste of which would be redolent of the finest bulgogi. Mine would be the first meat to touch their mouths and throats in years! I’d then make torrid love to each of them. If they realized, once home, they were knocked up - no problem. Each girl and her family could eat the baby and afterbirth a few months later. Pretend it’s Cornish hen. Anything goes in times of famine. My selfless act could feed a veritable village!
Gallagher in the Land of Kimchi Wrote:
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> Anyone watching the Olympics? I kind of tuned out
> once I realized - yet again - Gallagher would not
> be participating in the opening ceremonies.
> Although a hilarious, and culturally aware
> addition he would have made.
>
> For the two nations of zipperheads with a once
> proudly shared identity, Gallagher would have been
> ideally positioned to “zip” up the gaping
> wounds to their psyches with the audacious
> righteousness of real comedy. Staunch the hate,
> cauterize the fear, bring the funny. That’s
> Gallagher’s bag, AMIRITE?
>
> Only good thing in the Olympics I have seen are
> the Norkian cheerleaders.
>
> I would stick my tongue into their furry grottoes
> and gently tease their pussy lips - the texture
> and taste of which would be redolent of the finest
> bulgogi. Mine would be the first meat to touch
> their mouths and throats in years! I’d then make
> torrid love to each of them. If they realized,
> once home, they were knocked up - no problem. Each
> girl and her family could eat the baby and
> afterbirth a few months later. Pretend it’s
> Cornish hen. Anything goes in times of famine. My
> selfless act could feed a veritable village!
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> $$$$
LMAO!!!!!!!!
Excellent post. Perhaps peekza and the other dry, boring dumbfucks in here will stop obsessing over the MOS slobs and realize what real comedy is. Truly doubt it, though.
Anyone who calls themselves "nog" anything is a looser.
Anyone who knows what "peekza's mother's cock" tastes like is a looser.
Anyone who likes Gallagher is a looser.
Anyone who posts Gallagher pics is a looser.
Anyone with an armpit fetish is a looser.
Anyone with a shit fetish is a looser.
Anyone who thinks selling used CD's is illegal is a looser.
SDM is a looser.
Quietly the rain played down on last of the ashes
Quietly the light played down on her lashes
She smiled ‘n twisted she smiled ‘n twisted
Hideously looking back at what once was beautiful
Playing naturally magically
O’ her ragged hair was shinin’ red white n’ blue
All ‘n all the children screamin’
Why surely madam you must be dreamin’
You couldn’t have done this if you knew what you were doin’
Well the gold fish ‘n the bowl lay upside down bloatin’
Full in the sky ‘n the plains were bleached white with skeletons
Various species grouped together according
To their past beliefs
The only way they ever all got together was
Not in love but shameful grief
It’s not the way I’d like it t’ get together
That’s not the kind uh thoughts I’d like t’ keep
The rain played lightly down down on the formaheap
O’ lady look up in time o’ lady look out of love
‘n you should have us all
O’ you should have us fall
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NB: Great try Torn Pentacle! Just remember, Gallagher pictures are kinda like the American flag: they always go above pictures of anything else.
Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
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> Why do you think the page is slow to load, you
> stupid fucking nog
This just like Counterpart on Starz. You're the clueless version of me.
You board a Southwest flight, and see that only three seats in separate rows are open: next to Mike O'Meara, Rob Spewak, and Marcus Certa. Which one do you choose?
No funny business. You can't back out, you have to take that flight. No bribing or cajoling anyone to switch seats. No getting arrested to avoid it. You must pick one of those three. For me, the choice is pretty easy. Certa. Least bad.
Airplane Odyssey Wrote:
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> You board a Southwest flight, and see that only
> three seats in separate rows are open: next to
> Mike O'Meara, Rob Spewak, and Marcus Certa. Which
> one do you choose?
>
> No funny business. You can't back out, you have to
> take that flight. No bribing or cajoling anyone to
> switch seats. No getting arrested to avoid it. You
> must pick one of those three. For me, the choice
> is pretty easy. Certa. Least bad.
I would take Mike’s seat after he got up to go to the lavatory to let peekza suck him off.
I wonder if Gallagher and Gallagher Too are allowed to fly together on the same airplane ... or if it’s forbidden due to ‘continuity of comedy’ concerns.
DC is a great place for radio to get top notch talents for interviews. Dc Improv? MGM National? They get big players. Not TMOS. They go above and beyond to Dover Downs; two hours away. Home run.
Slam dunk for Certa. While all three's bulk would impinge mightily on me, I'd have to go with my assessment that his odor and personality are less offensive than O'Meara and Spewak.
Brain Damage Quote of the Day: "We're up the street from the theaters on Wisconsin Avenue".
Be sure to catch Gallagher on his Spring 2018 "Eating Out Middle Aged Women's Assholes in Cheap Motel Rooms" tour! (It's kind of his thing, up to and including the corpse of Joan Rivers)
Unlike many ‘contemporary’ artists, Gallagher has never been accused of any sexual improprieties. Sure he’s an A-list celebrity and he could have any woman he wanted. But the only touch Gallagher ever gave was a tickle to the funnybone.
Gallagher’s birthday is 7/24. It’d be great, before we hit that date, if you would all exhaustively study his output. The unalloyed genius will be instantly self evident.
Here are some great starting points:
An Uncensored Evening (1980)
Mad as Hell/Two Real (1981)
Totally New (1982)
That's Stupid (1982)
Stuck in the Sixties (1983)
The Maddest (1983)
Melon Crazy (1984)
Over Your Head (1984)
The Bookkeeper (1985)
The Messiest (1986); contains clips from previous specials
Overboard (1987)
We Need a Hero (1992)
Smashing Cheeseheads (1997)
Messin' Up Texas (1998)
Sledge-O-Matic.com (2000)
Tropic of Gallagher (2007)[16]
Gotham Comedy Live (2014); episode "Gallagher" recorded on October 9 at the Gotham Club in Chelsea, Manhattan, New York City, New York
Elvis duvet and pillowcase etc Wrote:
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> Spewak said golf is not "associated any more as a
> youthful sport."
>
> Mike responded that it's never been a youthful
> sport, it's always been the "old farts" that go
> out and play.
>
> Spewak: "Yeah."
>
> Good God.
Was that before or after you stuck your tongue up Mike’s asshole and fondled his nutsack?
Elvis duvet and pillowcase etc Wrote:
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> Spewak said golf is not "associated any more as a
> youthful sport."
>
> Mike responded that it's never been a youthful
> sport, it's always been the "old farts" that go
> out and play.
>
> Spewak: "Yeah."
>
> Good God.
Well said. Michelle "Goddess" Wie and Tiger "Garbage Dick" Woods are both saying "Whaaaaaa??" Mike only plays with other giver-uppers. With a carton of ciggie-poos in his bag.
Brain Damage and Fattt Rbbb have no clue about city, probably because it's too "dark". Not to defend O5car who takes an Uber because he can't go uphill. Anyway, according to Fattt Rbbb there are no 7-11s in DC "because... the city". There's a 7-11 in Georgetown you fat overfed over-coddled man-baby!