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Worse than Trump talking about his daughter with that selfie looking down at his post. Where does this demented creeperv get "classic beauty"? Sorry, I just don't see it. It don't make her a bad person, just means she won't be winning any contests that don't involve chugging.
Did a bunch of people suddenly discover taking pictures in black and white? Kodachrome, bitch! Yes, I know it's gone. :(
From a couple weeks ago: ever notice how Robbb and Mike are fascinated with diets like the bone broth diet? They're like retards that think a balloon is magic because it flies....
Also Todd Moore thinks eating only soup counts as not eating. And he lies about his weight loss and his experience: "I was in the gym and feeling great!"
You know what's a good diet Mike? Eliminate chocolate intra-neighborhood travel-cake from your lifestyle.
You know what's a good diet Robbb? Eliminate tatertot casserole from your lifestyle.
For shit's sake Spewak, that FB caption of your daughter's photo is beyond creepy. Is this your convoluted way to build up her self-esteem? The high school years are awkward enough for kids. They don't need their parents making it worse.
Dr. Fill Wrote:
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> For shit's sake Spewak, that FB caption of your
> daughter's photo is beyond creepy. Is this your
> convoluted way to build up her self-esteem? The
> high school years are awkward enough for kids.
> They don't need their parents making it worse.
any wonder he held onto his virginity all through college?
Did Chan just recently find out he had children? And what kind of faggotroid made-up name is Chan? It's like a white Deqwan.
I don't know who wouldn't jump on a chance to pay for a flight and a hotel and stand up for two hours. Because expensive standup drinking is the best, Jerry, the best!
Torn Pentacle Wrote:
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> He was saving it for mom now, bup bup bup.
You mean Sharon? Let's recap -- growing up, he called his grandfather "Daddy" and his mother "Sharon."
At what point in his life did the family tell LPS that Big Daddy was not his father but rather his grandfather, that Sharon was really his mother (and not his older sister), and that the bearded asshole visiting him on weekends was the guy who knocked up Sharon when she was barely out of HS, and therefore, his father? No wonder he escaped into television reruns.
Today we learned that Mike's old neighbors, who didn't like him, have moved out. It is apparently lost on Mike that people don't like people who throw dogshit on the roof, pass out drunk in others yards, and yell at the top of their lungs at the dogs.
Today's show is great in that "Mike is such an asshole" way....
Mike professes to like the new neighbors but since we learned that they are lawyers, fit, and can drink without turning into instant assholes, I suspect his liking them will soon turn to spite and jealousy...
We also learned that stay-at-home daddd Mike O'Meara doesn't take his progeny outside. Understandable since he wasn't around long enough to build that muscle with the first two impregnation products.
The dogs get more outdoor time than his kiddd.
"Dogshit on the roof"! That's gold, Jerry, gold! Mike "Dogshit on the Roof" O'Meara!
Dr. Fill Wrote:
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> Torn Pentacle Wrote:
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> > He was saving it for mom now, bup bup bup.
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> You mean Sharon? Let's recap -- growing up, he
> called his grandfather "Daddy" and his mother
> "Sharon."
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> At what point in his life did the family tell LPS
> that Big Daddy was not his father but rather his
> grandfather, that Sharon was really his mother
> (and not his older sister), and that the bearded
> asshole visiting him on weekends was the guy who
> knocked up Sharon when she was barely out of HS,
> and therefore, his father? No wonder he escaped
> into television reruns.
>
> Welcome to the house of Spewak.
I like that analysis. Let's tease it out a bit more: his sister was sleeping with his step-father. That might explain his casserole habit.
It's so cool that someone wrote "cunt" on "The Cuntmobile"! Stealing from Seinfeld, "He IS...The Cuntman!"
Dom Geronimo? Haven't heard that name in many years...might hear it more soon if you get this week's bonus show and my oh my!! Hear it or hear about it on the TMOS show-wo-wo
The Tmoss show Wrote:
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> Dom Geronimo? Haven't heard that name in many
> years...might hear it more soon if you get this
> week's bonus show and my oh my!! Hear it or hear
> about it on the TMOS show-wo-wo
Why in the world would TMOS stoop to talk about a broken down old has been?
peekza Wrote:
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> What is more disturbing? The glass of wine in her
> hands or the lusty post her father made?
God forbid they would serve water in a wine glass.
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> The Tmoss show Wrote:
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> > Dom Geronimo? Haven't heard that name in many
> > years...might hear it more soon if you get this
> > week's bonus show and my oh my!! Hear it or
> hear
> > about it on the TMOS show-wo-wo
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> Why in the world would TMOS stoop to talk about a
> broken down old has been?
Why in the world would anyone not named Chan Richards, Gene Clark, or Casey Collings pay for such a thing?
I was in the process of punching out of the audio vault when Captain Stupid said "It's THE CULTURE that created Harvey Weinstein". No you fattt fuck, it's global warming!
"It's THE CULTURE that created the Las Vegas shooter."
"It's THE CULTURE that created the Son of Sam."
"It's THE CULTURE that created the BTK killer."
Shut up you stupid obese fuck. Homeless people know more than you.
peekza Wrote:
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> What is more disturbing? The glass of wine in her
> hands or the lusty post her father made?
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> Mike is feeling needy about Patton again...I can't
> imagine why Patton doesn't want to come on and
> talk up the same records for the 5th time
Peekza, do you ever post in any other threads besides this lame ass thread?
-------------- He who laughs last, laughs the longest
peekza Wrote:
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> Mike is feeling needy about Patton again...I can't
> imagine why Patton doesn't want to come on and
> talk up the same records for the 5th time
Maybe Patton was so busy doing The Tonight Show that it slipped his mind....
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> > Mike is feeling needy about Patton again...I
> can't
> > imagine why Patton doesn't want to come on and
> > talk up the same records for the 5th time
>
> Peekza, do you ever post in any other threads
> besides this lame ass thread?
New subscibers up 18% this quarter, good work lads! Must be the GRUESOME TWOSOME The Mike o'meara and Robb "The Bod" Spewak back at it again!!!! Tryin to make a livin just a'workin for a livin'!
Keep it up big Mike, house #3 is on the way! woot woot! The TMOS show everybodyyy!
Robbb Is Wrong Wiesenthal Wrote:
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> Minute 11
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> "That'll cost you 16 shillings, 9 pence and 8!"
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> 8 WHAT you fattt fuck? "16 and 9" would make
> sense, what you said didn't.
Did he say it in that "I'm Robbb, knowledger of knowing knowledge" way that just makes you want slap your dick on his fattt forehead and the ask him, "Robbb why did you make me slap my dick on your fattt forehead?"
No, he just threw it in as a joke but Robbb is the Black September of podcasts and he and his errors disguised as truth should be hunted at every turn. He drives a Cuntmobile with vanity plates "Cuntman".
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> > > Mike is feeling needy about Patton again...I
> > can't
> > > imagine why Patton doesn't want to come on
> and
> > > talk up the same records for the 5th time
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> > Peekza, do you ever post in any other threads
> > besides this lame ass thread?
>
> very rarely, but always as peekza when I do
Ahh, math doesn’t add up on that one. peekza also troll posts as 80% of the characters in the bowels thread. Everybody already knows that, though.
Ffxu insider Wrote:
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> > > > Mike is feeling needy about Patton
> again...I
> > > can't
> > > > imagine why Patton doesn't want to come on
> > and
> > > > talk up the same records for the 5th time
> > >
> > > Peekza, do you ever post in any other threads
> > > besides this lame ass thread?
> >
> > very rarely, but always as peekza when I do
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> Ahh, math doesn’t add up on that one. peekza
> also troll posts as 80% of the characters in the
> bowels thread. Everybody already knows that,
> though.
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> Three years. Tops.
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> One Generous Lad and his Scholarship Winner
Weddings R Us planner couldn't scare up a roof or balcony with an iconic DC view? And no, the Shrine of the Immaculate Conception doesn't quite cut it. Looks like they could be in La Paz.
Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
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> Weddings R Us planner couldn't scare up a roof or
> balcony with an iconic DC view? And no, the Shrine
> of the Immaculate Conception doesn't quite cut it.
Disagree. The Shrine of the Immaculate Conception is the most beautiful building in DC.
Doomed...
5 years later, Shannon: my first husband bought this house, I swear, 240 square feet. I can't believe we lived there! He thought he was this podcast mogul. All our wedding pics were fucked because he wouldn't tell these drunk Arabs to get the fuck off the roof.
E2 Tambien Wrote:
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> Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
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> > Weddings R Us planner couldn't scare up a roof
> or
> > balcony with an iconic DC view? And no, the
> Shrine
> > of the Immaculate Conception doesn't quite cut
> it.
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> Disagree. The Shrine of the Immaculate
> Conception is the most beautiful building in DC.
Perhaps. Too bad you couldn't possibly tell that from this photo.
Do you realize how empty this show would be in the last 2 months if it wasn't for ONE SNL skit Norm McDonald did and Arch Campbell. Seriously do they paid now many times they can say "The world".
This show has devolved into Oscar doing a show to pop the interns and Mike doing a show to pop Robb and the hell with any other people.
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> This show has devolved into Oscar doing a show to
> entertain the interns and Mike doing a show to entertain Robb
> and the hell with any other people.
From minute one of TMOS, the 'show' has been Mike and Eightt entertaining each other.
Today's show reliably just laid there. I blame myself for the fucking waste of time that is the Mik.....whatever show. It's fer damn sure not "Radio Entertainment."
Catching up... How would Robbb know what pussy smells or tastes like?
And for Mike, I believe how the new fridge was acquired was covered in a previous show but ya know....
Big Shoota Wrote:
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> Hey MAAAANNN Mike has been to Arlington cemetery
> MAAAANNN... So shut up MAAAANNN....
And what kind of normal person makes plans to take a toddler to a cemetary???
If Mike could be honest with himself he'd have a full time job gobbling miles of sweaty military cock.
God Bless President Trump; Saving Us From Little Brains Like Mike O'Meara. Mike, We Have A Culture, We Have A Language, We Don't Need Your Liberal Dilution Of What Our Fathers Built.....Numb Nuts.....Robb, Stop Brown Nosing With Mike, We Need More American Pride, God Bless America....God Bless Trump.....
One More Point O'Meara, Stop Your BS Regarding Global Warning, Are You Really That Stupid To Follow Your Political Party Over The Cliff? Hurricanes, Wild Fires, Earth Quakes Have Been Part Of Life For The Last Hundred Years......Why Don't You Jump In Bed With Gore So You Can Screw The Real Americans Out Of Their Hard Earned Money, Numb Nuts....
Jen Ettix Wrote:
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> Catching up... How would Robbb know what pussy
> smells or tastes like?
> And for Mike, I believe how the new fridge was
> acquired was covered in a previous show but ya
> know....
Technically, he only knows what one pussy tastes like anyway...So he wasn't comparing it to the taste of pussy, he was comparing it to Cary
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> > Catching up... How would Robbb know what pussy
> > smells or tastes like?
> > And for Mike, I believe how the new fridge was
> > acquired was covered in a previous show but ya
> > know....
>
> Technically, he only knows what one pussy tastes
> like anyway...So he wasn't comparing it to the
> taste of pussy, he was comparing it to Cary
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> Ah great. Angry, self righteous, fed up,
> political, predictably hypocritical Mike today.
> Also ignorant and stupid, but that goes without
> saying.
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> > Ah great. Angry, self righteous, fed up,
> > political, predictably hypocritical Mike today.
> > Also ignorant and stupid, but that goes without
> > saying.
>
>
> So what was he bitching about?
I had to look above for the context because all his rants are the audio equivalent of him walking into your house and shitting on the dining room table. But what is was about was you're not a good person if you haven't been to Arlington Cemetary and he's planning to take Little Michael there because kids love cemetaries and it's important to take your kid to a cemetary, How he got on the topic I don't remember but his cock suckery probably caused him to veer into it. Mike talks shit about it but I think in real life it's been quite some time and he missed the last visit he announced.
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> So, the first ten minutes of today’s episode is
> the gang lining up their fantasy football league.
> WHY? Nobody gives a shit. WHY? God damn
The worst part about it is the fact that they insist on auto-drafting
Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
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> Our downloads help feed their families, you dumber
> hen. You're trying to take food out of their
> mouths!
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> peekza Wrote:
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> > Mike is feeling needy about Patton again...I
> can't
> > imagine why Patton doesn't want to come on and
> > talk up the same records for the 5th time
>
>
> Maybe Patton was so busy doing The Tonight Show
> that it slipped his mind....
Too bad Patton is never in town to come in studio.
Oh, wait. He was here this weekend for his HS reunion.
Patton's visits make the show suck worse than usual. Saying "Patton Oswalt will be 'paneling' with us" doesn't help. Besides, his brand new not-dead wife still has that new not-dead wife smell on her so he's probably still balls-deep.
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> If you don’t like the show, quit listening, you
> gossipy hen dumb cunts.
Sounds like you've discovered the best way to support the show: encourage people to not listen. Brilliant. Remember when Mike in his fatness drunkenly banned John Smith and wrote a long drunken letter on it?
Someone with a Facebook account should send that to O5car, Mike's sister, his pastor, the Marine Corps Colonel, Patton Oswalt, Leah Remini, Arch Campbell, Bill O'Reilly, everyone at Tuscorora High School, his mother in law....
Pastry Dave Wrote:
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> Patton's visits make the show suck worse than
> usual. Saying "Patton Oswalt will be 'paneling'
> with us" doesn't help. Besides, his brand new
> not-dead wife still has that new not-dead wife
> smell on her so he's probably still balls-deep.
So a listener makes a valid complaint -- that they're not getting as many bonus shows as they should -- and Mike's answer is, "How dare you criticize me! I raised money for Haiti!" and "fuck off."
There are no words for him. "Asshole" doesn't do it justice.