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Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Mike says:"sorry, I got a new toy"... Referring to
> hanging up on basically everybody. No Mike, you're
> just an asshole. You could hear Oscar cringing
> with each consecutive hang up....
Come on, don't you see? Mike's a shock jock at heart and old habits die hard. And for sure he's dying hard.
Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
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> When you're wondering anything about Spewak's
> motivation, follow the hate. Certa has a job in
> actual radio and an income-producing and
> insurance-providing wife.
>
> Although I concede OMearacast should be a weekly
> podcast as opposed to the execrable Cake and
> Cookies, I am amused when Spewak bitches that
> Certa has been lax in posting shows. Spewak's been
> known to go 2.5 months between C&C's.
Add another item to Spewak's Reasons to Hate Certa: Certa will be the PA guy for the new Vermont indoor football team. Pays about 1K per game for 7 home games. Spewak wasn't asked back for his $0 jr high football PA gig.
Certa-fiably Wrote:
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> Add another item to Spewak's Reasons to Hate
> Certa: Certa will be the PA guy for the new
> Vermont indoor football team. Pays about 1K per
> game for 7 home games. Spewak wasn't asked back
> for his $0 jr high football PA gig.
It wasn't exactly no cost to school for Spewak's PA gig -- he did it for the free hot dogs they offered. He even asked them if they'd wrap the leftovers in foil to take home.
I like the fact that in this, the Solid 9 Year of Robb, his wife of larger carriage made him a tater tot casserole for his birthday. Wonder what the kids ate?
Certa-fiably Wrote:
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> Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
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> -----
> > When you're wondering anything about Spewak's
> > motivation, follow the hate. Certa has a job in
> > actual radio and an income-producing and
> > insurance-providing wife.
> >
> > Although I concede OMearacast should be a
> weekly
> > podcast as opposed to the execrable Cake and
> > Cookies, I am amused when Spewak bitches that
> > Certa has been lax in posting shows. Spewak's
> been
> > known to go 2.5 months between C&C's.
>
> Add another item to Spewak's Reasons to Hate
> Certa: Certa will be the PA guy for the new
> Vermont indoor football team. Pays about 1K per
> game for 7 home games. Spewak wasn't asked back
> for his $0 jr high football PA gig.
Spewak has apparently moved on to JV lacrosse...Do they sell hotdogs at lacrosse games?
Shrekk Spewakk Wrote:
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> The Leesburg Kia salesman who got the Spewaks to
> trade in a 7-month-old car for a newer and more
> expensive model and finance it with an 84-month
> loan just posted this on Facebook.
I Heart Peekza Wrote:
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> And true to form he hangs up on people who don't
> get his "joke" because it's a sign they have an
> "agenda". So, doctors, waitstaff, ticket takers,
> neighbors, and now callers. IT'S ALL THEIR
> FAULT!!!!
>
> "I like to run around, I like to play sports..."
> Still laughing at that one.
I love that it was sports and not just sport...Golf and what Mike? Power walking? Is eating cake by the bowl full a sport now?
Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Mike says:"sorry, I got a new toy"... Referring to
> hanging up on basically everybody. No Mike, you're
> just an asshole. You could hear Oscar cringing
> with each consecutive hang up....
Best part? Most if not all were P1/bogus subscribers
An 84-month car payment plan? Why not just get a fucking 30-year mortgage for it? If you can't pay off a car in four or five years, you probably shouldn't be buying it in the first place.
Sarbanes Oxley Wrote:
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> how do you know how much Certa is getting paid?
Would I lie to you honey? Now would I say something that wasn't true?
He acknowledged it on latest Rob and Joe. Not gonna give you a time stamp; listen to the show.
Fair warning: Like Cary Spewak, if you start listening to R&J, you just might make it your exclusive MORE network podcast. Then, if you're a VA resident, you just might deliberately go 81 in a 55 in order to go to his driver improvement class.
ewcCu Wrote:
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> Don't forget that the plastic surgeon that
> sponsored the failcast in the early days also gave
> Buzz a face lift and a tummy tuck for LPS's wife
That cake and milk in the cereal bowl story is disgusting. Do you think Mike eats it that way because he likes the taste? Or does he do it because it's too much effort to slice a piece of cake AND pour a separate glass of milk? I vote for the latter.
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Rob(b) Spewak, the know-it-all who
> get-it-all-wrong.
And apparently learning to say "Laissez les bon temps rouler" is beyond him. He brings shame upon everyone who ever studied French in high school. And every Safeway bagger. And every VCU graduate. And every radio intern. And every radio producer. And every Leesburg resident.
Cake Boss Wrote:
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> That cake and milk in the cereal bowl story is
> disgusting. Do you think Mike eats it that way
> because he likes the taste? Or does he do it
> because it's too much effort to slice a piece of
> cake AND pour a separate glass of milk? I vote for
> the latter.
I love that even though he said he was sure people had done it before
, he didn't know of it, so he was taking credit for inventing it...Cake and ice cream is a universally recognized desert, cake and milk is cake and melting ice cream...It's like saying you invented the toasted cheese sandwich
I Heart Peekza Wrote:
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> Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> > Rob(b) Spewak, the know-it-all who
> > get-it-all-wrong.
>
> And apparently learning to say "Laissez les bon
> temps rouler" is beyond him. He brings shame upon
> everyone who ever studied French in high school.
> And every Safeway bagger. And every VCU graduate.
> And every radio intern. And every radio
> producer. And every Leesburg resident.
>
> KareNEEna!
Question: What is there more of during Spewak's taping of his 7am Sat beaach radio "show?" Reverb or booze in his system? He's sounds like Robert Kraft after a playoff win. (Please, Pony, record some clips and get them to Oscar for a good TMOS segment).
Good thing people tune in to listen to Perry Como and not Spewak.
Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. Wrote:
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> I Heart Peekza Wrote:
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> > Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
> >
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>
> > -----
> > > Rob(b) Spewak, the know-it-all who
> > > get-it-all-wrong.
> >
> > And apparently learning to say "Laissez les bon
> > temps rouler" is beyond him. He brings shame
> upon
> > everyone who ever studied French in high school.
>
> > And every Safeway bagger. And every VCU
> graduate.
> > And every radio intern. And every radio
> > producer. And every Leesburg resident.
> >
> > KareNEEna!
>
>
> Always, always bet against Spewak.
Like when he said Ace Frehley(pronounced Frahlee by Spewak, because he is a musicologist after all) was the cat...Space Ace Frehley...the cat
Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. Wrote:
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> I put in a good 10 minutes every month to see if
> he's still on.
>
> Today he played Perry Como's "Papa Loves Mambo,"
> after which he segued into a song from "The Mambos
> and the Papas." Get it?
>
> Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. has left the
> building.
Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Ace Frehley the cat.. I totally caught that. Every
> fukkin body knows Ace is the spaceman...thus
> further proving Robb is a faggot....
it didn't sound right to this listener...he thought it was "Chris Stanley" but this listener is not a KISS fan or musicologist.
jK7we Wrote:
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> pizza is the robb of this thread and also a nog
> faggot
>
> The cheapest Kia Sorento is around $25k
>
> At 84 months that is a monthly payment of (with 0
> down, of course, fuck you robb): $332
>
> At 60 months: $450
>
> That $118 / month is important enough to LPS to
> add 2 FUCKING years onto the loan.
>
> His kids have to be on an assisted school lunch
> program, right?
Add the additional $7k to the $7k hit the took on the Soul and he could have traded in the hand me down POS Buick for a used v6 Camry.
LFFFFF Wrote:
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> I thought our commenting on this thread was
> somehow feeding the krewe's families.
Nope. All you are doing is making peekza's pussy wet.
BOAD Guy 666 Wrote:
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> Bonus show topic???? One hit wonders = Lazy =
> Marc and Lowell like shit
And because Robb drives the bonus shows, I guarantee that a bunch of "facts" we're wrong.
Lncy7 Wrote:
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> Would you rather (and why)...give Mike a BJ or let
> LPS fuck you in the ass?
>
> No need for pizza to answer since we all know he'd
> be the Lady and the Tramp spaghetti
>
> Mike. Put his fat on your head and just get it
> done. Robb on the other is a faggot and would
> enjoy it.
Could I suck Mike off AND let LPS fuck me in the ass? To me, that seems like the most enjoyable option.
During the VistaPrint spot, Mike encourages listeners to use VistaPrint to create business cards for Robb, and send them in. I believe this is a mandate for us, gentlemen.
The sound cut out on the UStream just as Mike was staring News You May Not Need, leaving a muted image of Mike doing the segment. One chat room listener wins the day by changing his screen name to "Closed Captioning," and says, "I love scotch. Scotch scotch scotch. Down into my belly. Mm mm mmm."
Cake Boss Wrote:
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> That cake and milk in the cereal bowl story is
> disgusting. Do you think Mike eats it that way
> because he likes the taste? Or does he do it
> because it's too much effort to slice a piece of
> cake AND pour a separate glass of milk? I vote for
> the latter.
And let's not forget, Robb suggested he put cream on the cake instead of milk. Ugh
"Chocolate cake with white icing? Speaks volumes to me. Speaks volumes to me about you as a... Yeah, just think about it, you- you're covering up the black. Dark chocolate cake wi- [Robb] wants to, secretly, he wants to be, uh, a man who is an African American man. . . Think about it, a lily- uh, the delicious black cake, uh, covered with white icing." -Mike O'Meara on the birthday cake Robb's mother bakes for him. 3/13/2017, 34:20
thanks for that nog'za. Your stalking really keeps us abreast. Robb fails at life a bit less than you do, you stupid porch monkey. I know it is *SHOCKING* to you that Robb's klan was unable to plan ahead.
has pat collins swung by to pull his snow stick from your ass, faggot?
Disgruntled OMearican Wrote:
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> Are those the old man driving "sunnies" Mike
> bought after he almost mowed down an elderly
> couple? THE SUN WAS IN HIS EYES!
maybe he was looking at his daughter's luscious hooters instead of watching where he was going
The "Beersexual" is looking pretty good in that pic. The fact she's holding a bottle of champagne, as opposed to a bottle of beer, only enhances the hot/dumb quotient.