She barely kept from crashing in IRL. She is proving to be unable to avoid eating the wall in NASCAR. I have no problem with women racing, but Patrick just isn't very good, especially in NASCAR.

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She's pretty fucking cute though. Great legs.

Too bad she doesn't know how to bump draft. WTF is she doing in NASCAR when she doesn't understand the fundamentals?

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Funny, WTL, I never figured you for a NASCAR guy. And I always thought Patrick was there at least partly because of her looks and draw on fans, but you do have to qualify to get into the big races, don't you?

Post pics or it's not true.

Danica is popular for two reasons: She's pretty and she's a woman in a man's sport. If her talent was in Carl Edwards's body, you wouldn't know who he is.

Plus, she's kinda cunty when she loses.

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I thought she was a good race driver - and she certainly brings in HUGE bucks for her sponsors.

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> and she's a woman in a man's sport. If her talent
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> he is.
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> Plus, she's kinda cunty when she loses.
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She won only one race in Indy Series and that was due more to accidents, race conditions and dumb luck than it was her skill as a racer. Yesterday her teammate tried to bump draft her and she responded by letting go of her steering wheel. WTF? And then she blames HIM for HER stupidity. If she doesn't know the basics of driving in NASCAR Nationwide or Sprint series, she shouldn't be driving at all.

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> Danica is popular for two reasons: She's pretty
> and she's a woman in a man's sport. If her talent
> was in Carl Edwards's body, you wouldn't know who
> he is.
>
> Plus, she's kinda cunty when she loses.


Tony Stewart and Kyle Busch act the same way. But, yes, when she does it it seems to grind more. I don't know how much of it is due to her being a woman or if it's because she's usually wrong.

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> Tony Stewart and Kyle Busch act the same way. But,
> yes, when she does it it seems to grind more. I
> don't know how much of it is due to her being a
> woman or if it's because she's usually wrong.


From a general PR perspective, it's a combination of the two. But for me personally, it's because she's generally in the wrong and never seems to get that.

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Her bitchy temper is part of the draw for her. It's like John McEnroe; people get amused by her losing her shit.

Huh? I don't get it.




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Blessed are the murderous.
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You have to think like a redneck. She still has all her teeth, which makes her special.

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http://www.mizozo.com/sports/12/2011/06/indycar-driver-danica-patrick-shows-off-her-toned-....html

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All her professional photo shoots are heavily photoshopped. Look at the beach photos, and then look at the studio pics, they could be two different people.

Blessed are the murderous.

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> photoshopped. Look at the beach photos, and then
> look at the studio pics, they could be two
> different people.


Admit it. You'd still hit it, tho. She's got a good body. Great? No. Better than my wife? Actually, no. But doable.

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The law of averages is clearly at play here. She's a typical 6, but in the context of NASCAR drivers, she's easily an 8 or 9.

The American Flag tramp stamp just screams "classy," though.

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> Admit it. You'd still hit it, tho. She's got a
> good body. Great? No. Better than my wife?
> Actually, no. But doable.


What's the point?

If she's gonna let go the first time you bump her in the rear.

You think she screws differently then she drives?

LOL Another thing about her photoshopped studio pics, they make her eyes bigger and put more distance between her eyes.


She really has small, beady eyes that are close together, she looks like an opossum.

Blessed are the murderous.

She's also tiny, like 5.1 tiny.

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she's a pretty whore not a sexy one



oh for Janet guthrie

she needs to get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Danica hates competition esp if the other driver is a hottie like Milka Duno. You can tell the pit crew just wants to bitch slap Danica.
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Danica is the Michele Wei of NASCAR,,,

They both usually finish in the 30's,,,

All marketing, no substance,,,

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> They both usually finish in the 30's,,,
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> All marketing, no substance,,,


Absolutely. Maybe Danica could have actually won something in the Nationwide Series before going to Sprint. Just like Michelle Wie hadn't done shit on the LPGA, but, dammit, she was going to try to make the cut in the PGA.

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NASCAR? Gross.

Formula 1 is where it's at.

 

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Well duhh.. I was just sayin

 

Hope you're watching the Daytona 500 WTL, because your favorite driver wrecked on lap one.

Lap one!

Rednecks just running about a circle.

LOL she's in 40th place

Three wrecks in four days. She is a disaster.

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LaBonte demonstrates how not to crash.

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> Three wrecks in four days. She is a disaster.

Well... Obviously she's an absolute wreck.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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> YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

LOL

EDIT: I couldn't close your tag. I guess you could say... I couldn't... close... um... your tag.

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YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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The low end cars go for over a million to put on the track. They cannot afford to have this non driver running around. I dont care how PC it is to have her in the race, she isnt ready for NASCAR. She needs to go back to the open wheel circuit and the sooner the better. We have heard enough of her big yap.

Did this do it?

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> The low end cars go for over a million to put on
> the track. They cannot afford to have this non
> driver running around. I dont care how PC it is to
> have her in the race, she isnt ready for NASCAR.
> She needs to go back to the open wheel circuit and
> the sooner the better. We have heard enough of her
> big yap.

But...but...but....IRL isn't Go Daddy's market!

Seriously, though, she has no business racing at the Sprint Cup or Nationwide Series levels. She obviously doesn't understand the basics of NASCAR and should be in some farm circuit for a season or two before jeopardizing the lives of other drivers on a national stage.

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> Seriously, though, she has no business racing at
> the Sprint Cup or Nationwide Series levels. She
> obviously doesn't understand the basics of NASCAR
> and should be in some farm circuit for a season or
> two before jeopardizing the lives of other drivers
> on a national stage.


She's there for one reason. She is famous and she brings in viewers, so they can watch a 4 hour long commercial.

But not really

Richard Petty said yesterday what many, many other people would be saying if we werent in politically correct hell.

His comment was, in a nutshell, the only way she will ever win a Sprint Cup race is if no one else shows up at the track.

I have said since the beginning of this commercial whoring marketing stunt that she didnt belong in the sport. She has never had much success in anything she has driven (which has always been some of the best equipment on the track) and this includes her time racing open wheel cars in Europe. She wasnt even a consistent front runner in karts.

She has maintaind her presence in racing soley because she has tits and a pretty face and is able to bring in sponsors willing to write a check. Usually that works for a few years, but at some point a driver has to produce results. I think she pretty nuch has a free pass as long as she continues to undress for cameras.

Women drivers
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Petty just butthurt cause she making more bank then him.

Yeah well he has 200 more things than she will ever have.

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"Danica Patrick Runs Out of Gas After Leading at Indy 500"

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> Richard Petty said yesterday what many, many other
> people would be saying if we werent in politically
> correct hell.
>
> His comment was, in a nutshell, the only way she
> will ever win a Sprint Cup race is if no one else
> shows up at the track.
>
> I have said since the beginning of this commercial
> whoring marketing stunt that she didnt belong in
> the sport. She has never had much success in
> anything she has driven (which has always been
> some of the best equipment on the track) and this
> includes her time racing open wheel cars in
> Europe. She wasnt even a consistent front runner
> in karts.
>
> She has maintaind her presence in racing soley
> because she has tits and a pretty face and is able
> to bring in sponsors willing to write a check.
> Usually that works for a few years, but at some
> point a driver has to produce results. I think she
> pretty nuch has a free pass as long as she
> continues to undress for cameras.

You mad bro? Or just gay.

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Before I can come up with an informed opinion on this subject I'm going to need to see the actual tits in question.

So far, all I've seen is a bunch of padding and I don't think it's impact rated.

Is she hot? Yes. Why is she popular? Because she's hot in a man's sport. So what. If I were her I would be doing the same thing. It's called MAKING A LIVING.





You go girl!

Meh. Not that hot.

She needs a full pit crew just to make her look kinda hot.

Hey all you haters.

ther are plenty of other guys in nascar who have been in the sport longer and never won a race...

Why all th ehate....


don't make me cry and get bitchy....

OH BTW, I have more money than all you haters, and I'm living a dream. You all wish you couldlegally drive at the places I've been...

75mph on the beltway. HA.


FUCK off tards...

Whatever skank.

How many car owners have you spread your legs for so far?

I guess Tony Stewart is hittin that thing now after sloppy seconds from Little E and Mr H.

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> How many car owners have you spread your legs for
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> I guess Tony Stewart is hittin that thing now
> after sloppy seconds from Little E and Mr H.


Those tits go faster than your dick,Stabitha. She may/may not win any major races, but she isn't sitting in the basement bitchin like a little pussy.
But then again,you might suck dick faster.

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> How many car owners have you spread your legs for
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> I guess Tony Stewart is hittin that thing now
> after sloppy seconds from Little E and Mr H.


Yeah so...Sex is sex, if punches my meal ticket...great.

You'd be happy to go one round with Mr H, Little E or smoke. the best you can get is dinner and movie if you grab your ankles and spread your cheeks....

Without tits, Panica would have been canned a long time ago. It's one thing to suck, what bothers me about her is she never accepts responsibility for her problems, especially her wrecks.

It's always someone else's fault; the car, the team, another driver, her captain, the pavement. I've never once heard her say, "Yeah, I messed up, I could have done better that time."

Exactly........and according to something I read, she was second only to Jimmie Johnson in TV time last year. Tell me some ugly backmarker male would get that attention.

Its all about the tits.

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> last year. Tell me some ugly backmarker male would
> get that attention.
>
> Its all about the tits.

Sure it is all about the tits, and she ain't got much of that..

Whats wrong with little titties,I have them also,not to mention my tiny vagina,Why don't cha' pick on somebody her same size?

you want a women's NASCAR magnat to also be a porn queen ?

go rent "deathrace 2000". there's hot chicks in that film right ?

and the racing is also allot better !

Women are sleeping with after the race not driving in the race.

OP jealous.

Never Run Out of Ammo

Guns Don't Kill People. People Kill People

Them or You

The two most important days in your life are the day your were born and and the day you find out why

Danica is a tranny, formerly known as Danny.