I was told I must have a BMW if I am single. If married with kids I must have a super size SUV with a OBX sticker and those stickers of stick people showing how many kids and animals we have. I must also bore the living piss out of my co workers with the exploits of my kids soccer team or GPA.

Is this true?

Fairfax County or Fairfax City? Be more specific!

eddy munster Wrote:
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> I was told I must have a BMW if I am single. If
> married with kids I must have a super size SUV
> with a OBX sticker and those stickers of stick
> people showing how many kids and animals we have.
> I must also bore the living piss out of my co
> workers with the exploits of my kids soccer team
> or GPA.
>
> Is this true?

This is absolutely true. It's in the Fairfax County Citizen's Handbook that you were issued when you first moved here.

everyone should own a Beemper

Re: Requirement to reside in Fairfax
Posted by: Eli Khalife ()
Date: January 04, 2012 05:17PM



Whooa... Who got the keys to my bimmer??


Re: Requirement to reside in Fairfax
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: January 04, 2012 05:19PM

sim simmma.............pass me da keys to my truck




FYI it's "sim simma...who got the keys to my bimmer..."


"in a rush....pass me the keys to the truck..."

Yellow Man Wrote:
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> Re: Requirement to reside in Fairfax
> Posted by: Eli Khalife ()
> Date: January 04, 2012 05:17PM
>
>
>
> Whooa... Who got the keys to my bimmer??
>
>
> Re: Requirement to reside in Fairfax
> Posted by: Kittie ()
> Date: January 04, 2012 05:19PM
>
> sim simmma.............pass me da keys to my
> truck
>
>
>
>
> FYI it's "sim simma...who got the keys to my
> bimmer..."
>
>
> "in a rush....pass me the keys to the truck..."


thanks Beenie

No prob

www.obxstore.com

eddy munster Wrote:
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> I was told I must have a BMW if I am single. If
> married with kids I must have a super size SUV
> with a OBX sticker and those stickers of stick
> people showing how many kids and animals we have.
> I must also bore the living piss out of my co
> workers with the exploits of my kids soccer team
> or GPA.
>
> Is this true?

It's true, but you've left out a few other requirements, such as:
The Mandatory Designer Baseball Cap and
Kakhi shorts and open toed leather sandals

You must be in the military, build some ridiculous treehouse without a permit, and then complain to the media that the county wants you to tear it down.

Fairfax County Citizen Wrote:
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> This is absolutely true. It's in the Fairfax
> County Citizen's Handbook that you were issued
> when you first moved here.


And please feel free to take it with you when you leave.