Here is why I like her...

-girl next door very cute face, a bit sassy
-Amanda-Wenk-Lite chest
-she has a little extra cushion, what that means is that she doesn't lay there like a fish in the bedroom, she will "perform"

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YYYYEEEEEPPPPP, i love this chick too.

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Here is something I was thinking. From some pics and some angles, she is kinda meh, but when the angle hits right she can be dangerously cute, you add in an epic set of yam yams and it can send me over the top. That is kind of something that I noticed about girls I've fallen for in my life. They are not the drop dead hotties that every guy goes after, they are more like girl-next-door types that can just give you a certain look or at times can look painfully cute where your stomach fires up. Brandi does this for me.
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Your gay
No one cares what u like FAG

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^^^^ It's you're douch-thread. What you seem to be stating is that I have a gay? What does that mean. Furthermore your grammar and sentence structure is very telling of your mental capacity. I am disappointed. You had all sorts of options. This reminds me of that movie with Steve Martin (name escapes me) where he has a huge long nose and the big dummy at the bar says "where you goin' big nose?". Martin proceeds to tell something like 20 jokes that would have been better. I'm not going to tell 20 jokes. You can eat my shit. If you don't like me or my posts don't click on them. Or soak yourself in alcohol and light a match.

Bump is into plain fat chicks because that's all he is capable of pulling

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> Bump is into plain fat chicks because that's all
> he is capable of pulling


I never claimed I could pull anything. In fact you are right, I've aged like Val Kilmer. I haven't gotten laid in a few years and may never again. But in my day I dated/banged plenty of hotties. To me women and marriage aren't worth it these days. And really the whole "you just can't get laid" schtick is getting old as an interweb insult these days isn't it?

Is she a fattie really? That's sad. Another reason many women are increasingling mental and binging/purging because of guys like you who act like 1 or 2 ounces of extra tissue on a woman means she is a fattie.

Brandy is a hottie!

The only reason I watch Storage Wars is Brandi!

Did you also see the articles how the cast is suing the producers. Apparently the lockers are rigged before hand by the producer.

Brandi also has a DWI and was caught with meth I think.

I think she is hot. Jarrod seems like a tool.

Brandi's tits are awesome and her sass is great. I'd love to tie her up, tear off her clothes and maul those tits while forcing my rod down her throat. I bet she would live it. She wants to be controlled.

Mr Orgasm bump Wrote:
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> Here is why I like her...
>
> -girl next door very cute face, a bit sassy
> -Amanda-Wenk-Lite chest
> -she has a little extra cushion, what that means
> is that she doesn't lay there like a fish in the
> bedroom, she will "perform"
>
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