HomeFairfax General ForumArrest/Ticket SearchWiki newPictures/VideosChatArticlesLinksAbout
derogatoty name for Santa Claus...
Posted by: hardworker ()
Date: December 09, 2011 10:36AM

Don't jump my sh*t until you know why.

My whole family loves Santa but my wife is doing a Christmas card and, for some reason, needs to know if there are any bad names for Santa.

I've Googled and Wikpedia'd it...no luck.

Any ideas \ suggestions ?

Re: derogatoty name for Santa Claus...
Posted by: Fruppie ()
Date: December 09, 2011 10:38AM

hardworker Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Don't jump my sh*t until you know why.
>
> My whole family loves Santa but my wife is doing a
> Christmas card and, for some reason, needs to know
> if there are any bad names for Santa.
>
> I've Googled and Wikpedia'd it...no luck.
>
> Any ideas \ suggestions ?

That's stupid.

Re: derogatoty name for Santa Claus...
Posted by: hardworker ()
Date: December 09, 2011 10:41AM

Sure is stupid, I know that...thanks for your (non)help.

Re: derogatoty name for Santa Claus...
Posted by: Olde Farte ()
Date: December 09, 2011 10:43AM

hardworker Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Any ideas \ suggestions ?

Use his traveling companion instead - Krampus.

Re: derogatoty name for Santa Claus...
Posted by: Schwarte Piet ()
Date: December 09, 2011 10:45AM

Sinterklaas?

Re: derogatoty name for Santa Claus...
Posted by: George Soros ()
Date: December 09, 2011 10:49AM

Recent studies show that Claus has hundreds of thousands of secret police
and other intelligent officers strategically positioned across the globe
who feed him information on which children have been bad and good little
kiddies ...and they could be anywhere.

Re: derogatoty name for Santa Claus...
Posted by: Dr. Demento ()
Date: December 09, 2011 10:49AM

Santa the kid-loving Klaus. If the kids just love him back, he'll never be a louse.

Re: derogatoty name for Santa Claus...
Posted by: open eyez ()
Date: December 09, 2011 11:09AM

First off, what is derogatoty??? Sounds gay.
Anyhow, Santa has come thru for me since back as far as I can remember. He has no bad names. Why are you trying to ruin such a good thing?

Re: derogatoty name for Santa Claus...
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: December 09, 2011 11:13AM

Dr. Demento Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Santa the kid-loving Klaus. If the kids just love
> him back, he'll never be a louse.


Sandusky Clause?

file.php?40,file=48533,filename=sandusky

Re: derogatoty name for Santa Claus...
Posted by: hardworker ()
Date: December 09, 2011 11:15AM

Hey open eyez...I'm not trying to ruin anything.

Read my post again.

Oh, and by the way, my wife isn't trying to ruin anything either.

Have a Merry Christmas.

Re: derogatoty name for Santa Claus...
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 09, 2011 11:16AM

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Dr. Demento Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Santa the kid-loving Klaus. If the kids just
> love
> > him back, he'll never be a louse.
>
>
> Sandusky Clause?
>
>
Attachments:
pedoclause.jpg

Re: derogatoty name for Santa Claus...
Posted by: Noel ()
Date: December 09, 2011 12:47PM

Fat Fuck?

Re: derogatoty name for Santa Claus...
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 09, 2011 12:53PM

Ah... the old "my wife is making a Christmas card" excuse...

We're on to you, OP...

Signatures are for fags

Re: derogatoty name for Santa Claus...
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: December 09, 2011 12:57PM

hardworker Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Don't jump my sh*t until you know why.
>
> My whole family loves Santa but my wife is doing a
> Christmas card and, for some reason, needs to know
> if there are any bad names for Santa.
>
> I've Googled and Wikpedia'd it...no luck.
>
> Any ideas \ suggestions ?

Angry Ol' Saint Dick.

--------------------------------------------------------------
13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

This forum powered by Phorum.