Re: If China were to invade the US
Posted by:
Johnny Walker
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Date: December 08, 2011 01:03PM
They would lose a lot of money.
Re: If China were to invade the US
Posted by:
Warhawk
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Date: December 08, 2011 01:03PM
Obama would blame the Bush Administration.
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Re: If China were to invade the US
Posted by:
FurfaxTownie
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Date: December 08, 2011 01:19PM
They will take all of our women because they are missing about 50million women
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5953508/ns/world_news/t/china-grapples-legacy-its-missing-girls/
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/08/2011 01:19PM by FurfaxTownie.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5953508/ns/world_news/t/china-grapples-legacy-its-missing-girls/
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/08/2011 01:19PM by FurfaxTownie.
Re: If China were to invade the US
Posted by:
Pinhead the Cenobite
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Date: December 08, 2011 01:26PM
Warhawk Wrote:
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> Obama would blame the Bush Administration.
LOL.
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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"
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> Obama would blame the Bush Administration.
LOL.
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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"
Re: If China were to invade the US
Posted by:
Speed Racer
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Date: December 08, 2011 01:33PM
Their bicycles would not be able to catch us driving away from them.
Re: If China were to invade the US
Posted by:
TheMeeper
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Date: December 08, 2011 01:38PM
They'll rename the border fence "The Great Wall of Texas".
Re: If China were to invade the US
Posted by:
FurfaxTownie
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Date: December 08, 2011 01:41PM
They will be pleasently surprised by the number of gun weilding country folk amped up on crystal meth
Re: If China were to invade the US
Posted by:
Highlander
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Date: December 08, 2011 02:20PM
Cell phone usage would crash the entire system, all the bread, milk, and toliet paper would be gone from the stores, and the Caps would fire Dale Hunter.
Re: If China were to invade the US
Posted by:
BeaverFever
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Date: December 08, 2011 03:16PM
Fairfax Underground would cease to exist. That is if china won not likely though.
Re: If China were to invade the US
Posted by:
Feeber magee
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Date: December 08, 2011 03:21PM
I'd want to live near tomahawk or eesh, they have a bloody arsenal of weaponry. They give those little yellow bastards "WHAT FOR"!!!!!!!!
Re: If China were to invade the US
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: December 08, 2011 03:22PM
It wouldn't happen as we are one of the one invasion-proof countries on Earth. We are separated by two vast oceans; either their troop transports would be shot out of the sky or sunk in the ocean.
Re: If China were to invade the US
Posted by:
open eyez
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Date: December 08, 2011 03:22PM
We could all grab American food to take out on Friday nights...
Re: If China were to invade the US
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: December 08, 2011 03:24PM
Feeber magee Wrote:
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> I'd want to live near tomahawk or eesh, they have
> a bloody arsenal of weaponry. They give those
> little yellow bastards "WHAT FOR"!!!!!!!!
You want to live near JBass and ThePackLeader, they were in the Green Berets, Rangers, Navy Seals, NYPD SWAT, Secret Service, and just for shits and giggles, the French Foreign Legion.
I think JBass killed a brown bear with his right pinky last year, ask him about it.
Blessed are the murderous.
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> I'd want to live near tomahawk or eesh, they have
> a bloody arsenal of weaponry. They give those
> little yellow bastards "WHAT FOR"!!!!!!!!
You want to live near JBass and ThePackLeader, they were in the Green Berets, Rangers, Navy Seals, NYPD SWAT, Secret Service, and just for shits and giggles, the French Foreign Legion.
I think JBass killed a brown bear with his right pinky last year, ask him about it.
Blessed are the murderous.
Re: If China were to invade the US
Posted by:
fairfaxdude
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Date: December 08, 2011 03:27PM
eesh Wrote:
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> You want to live near JBass and ThePackLeader,
> they were in the Green Berets, Rangers, Navy
> Seals, NYPD SWAT, Secret Service, and just for
> shits and giggles, the French Foreign Legion.
>
> I think JBass killed a brown bear with his right
> pinky last year, ask him about it.
He said he skinned it, then wore the pelt with his pink polo to the Clarendon hotspots, and got laid infinitely for a month.
All hail JBass.
Oh, and flip flops.
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I have had to change the addresses to my retaliatory blogs over half a dozen times.
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> You want to live near JBass and ThePackLeader,
> they were in the Green Berets, Rangers, Navy
> Seals, NYPD SWAT, Secret Service, and just for
> shits and giggles, the French Foreign Legion.
>
> I think JBass killed a brown bear with his right
> pinky last year, ask him about it.
He said he skinned it, then wore the pelt with his pink polo to the Clarendon hotspots, and got laid infinitely for a month.
All hail JBass.
Oh, and flip flops.
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I have had to change the addresses to my retaliatory blogs over half a dozen times.
Re: If China were to invade the US
Posted by:
BUULSHIT
()
Date: December 08, 2011 03:28PM
eesh Wrote:
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> Feeber magee Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'd want to live near tomahawk or eesh, they
> have
> > a bloody arsenal of weaponry. They give those
> > little yellow bastards "WHAT FOR"!!!!!!!!
>
>
>
> You want to live near JBass and ThePackLeader,
> they were in the Green Berets, Rangers, Navy
> Seals, NYPD SWAT, Secret Service, and just for
> shits and giggles, the French Foreign Legion.
>
> I think JBass killed a brown bear with his right
> pinky last year, ask him about it.
JBass never fired a weapon in his life, not even a .22 short. The report of a high calibre would make him shit his pants.
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> Feeber magee Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'd want to live near tomahawk or eesh, they
> have
> > a bloody arsenal of weaponry. They give those
> > little yellow bastards "WHAT FOR"!!!!!!!!
>
>
>
> You want to live near JBass and ThePackLeader,
> they were in the Green Berets, Rangers, Navy
> Seals, NYPD SWAT, Secret Service, and just for
> shits and giggles, the French Foreign Legion.
>
> I think JBass killed a brown bear with his right
> pinky last year, ask him about it.
JBass never fired a weapon in his life, not even a .22 short. The report of a high calibre would make him shit his pants.
Re: If China were to invade the US
Posted by:
JJ stew.
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Date: December 08, 2011 03:52PM
I'd want to live near dika-dika, he got a F-16 parked in his driveway.
Re: If China were to invade the US
Posted by:
ferfux
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Date: December 08, 2011 05:10PM
They'd save a lot on shipping costs.
Re: If China were to invade the US
Posted by:
aaaaaaaa
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Date: December 08, 2011 05:16PM
They would crash or get multiple traffic tickets on the way here
Re: If China were to invade the US
Posted by:
FALLOUT!
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Date: December 08, 2011 05:17PM
Fallout would become reality.
The chinese would advance to the Rockies before we mount any defense.
The chinese would advance to the Rockies before we mount any defense.
Re: If China were to invade the US
Posted by:
Cats and Dogs would disappear
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Date: December 08, 2011 05:22PM
As would pigeons "chinese chickens".
Re: If China were to invade the US
Posted by:
to: cats and dogs would...
()
Date: December 08, 2011 05:25PM
dumbass..koreans eat pets not chinks
Re: If China were to invade the US
Posted by:
Grashopper
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Date: December 08, 2011 05:34PM
to: cats and dogs would... Wrote:
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> dumbass..koreans eat pets not chinks
I think chinks eat them too. They eat snakes, rats, bird nest, any type of bug, tigers, bats most anything.
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> dumbass..koreans eat pets not chinks
I think chinks eat them too. They eat snakes, rats, bird nest, any type of bug, tigers, bats most anything.
Re: If China were to invade the US
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: December 08, 2011 05:53PM
to: cats and dogs would... Wrote:
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> dumbass..koreans eat pets not chinks
Blessed are the murderous.
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> dumbass..koreans eat pets not chinks
Blessed are the murderous.
Re: If China were to invade the US
Posted by:
rucky day
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Date: December 08, 2011 06:15PM
I would throw away all my cheap plates and run out in the street and gather up as much as I could and put it in my cupboard, ready for my next dinner party.
Tee hee.
Tee hee.
Re: If China were to invade the US
Posted by:
Ellipsis
()
Date: December 08, 2011 06:35PM
I'd make bank since I have put options on US bonds, and get out through my second passport.
Quite frankly, the country's so far in the toilet, new management would likely benefit the fortunes of most of its people.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/08/2011 06:35PM by Ellipsis.
Quite frankly, the country's so far in the toilet, new management would likely benefit the fortunes of most of its people.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/08/2011 06:35PM by Ellipsis.
Re: If China were to invade the US
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: December 08, 2011 06:39PM
Ellipsis Wrote:
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> I'd make bank since I have put options on US
> bonds, and get out through my second passport.
>
> Quite frankly, the country's so far in the toilet,
> new management would likely benefit the fortunes
> of most of its people.
Blessed are the murderous.
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> I'd make bank since I have put options on US
> bonds, and get out through my second passport.
>
> Quite frankly, the country's so far in the toilet,
> new management would likely benefit the fortunes
> of most of its people.
Blessed are the murderous.
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Re: If China were to invade the US
Posted by:
Ellipsis
()
Date: December 08, 2011 06:43PM
Eesh, go cut off your fingers as recompense for spamming pictures in reply to my posts, and reflect upon your poor conduct.
Re: If China were to invade the US
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: December 08, 2011 06:45PM
Ellipsis Wrote:
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> Eesh, go cut off your fingers as recompense for
> spamming pictures in reply to my posts, and
> reflect upon your poor conduct.
Blessed are the murderous.
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> Eesh, go cut off your fingers as recompense for
> spamming pictures in reply to my posts, and
> reflect upon your poor conduct.
Blessed are the murderous.
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Re: If China were to invade the US
Posted by:
Ellipsis
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Date: December 08, 2011 06:47PM
The moronic sack of shit keeps spamming empty threats.
Re: If China were to invade the US
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: December 08, 2011 06:48PM
Ellipsis Wrote:
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> The moronic sack of shit keeps spamming empty
> threats.
Blessed are the murderous.
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> The moronic sack of shit keeps spamming empty
> threats.
Blessed are the murderous.
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Re: If China were to invade the US
Posted by:
Warhawk
()
Date: December 08, 2011 06:51PM
eesh Wrote:
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> Feeber magee Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'd want to live near tomahawk or eesh, they
> have
> > a bloody arsenal of weaponry. They give those
> > little yellow bastards "WHAT FOR"!!!!!!!!
>
>
>
> You want to live near JBass and ThePackLeader,
> they were in the Green Berets, Rangers, Navy
> Seals, NYPD SWAT, Secret Service, and just for
> shits and giggles, the French Foreign Legion.
>
> I think JBass killed a brown bear with his right
> pinky last year, ask him about it.
PackLeader's old neighbor used to know how to intercept Chinese and Russian transmissions for the CIA and he picked up a thing or two.
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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
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> Feeber magee Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'd want to live near tomahawk or eesh, they
> have
> > a bloody arsenal of weaponry. They give those
> > little yellow bastards "WHAT FOR"!!!!!!!!
>
>
>
> You want to live near JBass and ThePackLeader,
> they were in the Green Berets, Rangers, Navy
> Seals, NYPD SWAT, Secret Service, and just for
> shits and giggles, the French Foreign Legion.
>
> I think JBass killed a brown bear with his right
> pinky last year, ask him about it.
PackLeader's old neighbor used to know how to intercept Chinese and Russian transmissions for the CIA and he picked up a thing or two.
__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
Re: If China were to invade the US
Posted by:
Ellipsis
()
Date: December 08, 2011 06:51PM
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Re: If China were to invade the US
Posted by:
1% evil
()
Date: December 08, 2011 07:58PM
They would thank Obama for already starting us on the road to communism.
Re: If China were to invade the US
Posted by:
Hung Park
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Date: December 08, 2011 08:22PM
Korea already did. Why not China?
Re: If China were to invade the US
Posted by:
friskydingo
()
Date: December 08, 2011 09:14PM
I believe our nuclear deterrent would prevent any invasions of mainland USA, that is if they could even get here.
Re: If China were to invade the US
Posted by:
TheMeeper
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Date: December 08, 2011 10:05PM
China would never invade the US (nuclear deterrent). They'd just fight some proxy war against us in some 3rd world country and we'd fall for it. Just like Korea and Vietnam. We didn't care about those places, we were fighting the influence of Chinese communism on neutral soil.
Nowadays, we might be fighting them in the middle east for oil. Our military is deployed all over that area, and China gets alot of oil from Iran....
Nowadays, we might be fighting them in the middle east for oil. Our military is deployed all over that area, and China gets alot of oil from Iran....
Re: If China were to invade the US
Posted by:
ricky tan
()
Date: December 16, 2015 11:51AM
I would get some free fried rice