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Tossed Salad
Posted by: King Tutt ()
Date: September 12, 2011 10:45PM

I saw salad spinners for sale at Target today.

WTF How hard is it to toss your own salad with your hands?


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Re: Tossed Salad
Posted by: Aryan_Foster ()
Date: September 12, 2011 10:54PM

Pretty sure more people use those to dry herbs, lettuces and other foliage after washing them.

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Re: Tossed Salad
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: September 12, 2011 10:56PM

King Tutt Wrote:
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> I saw salad spinners for sale at Target today.
>
> WTF How hard is it to toss your own salad with
> your hands?
>
>
>


Americans love buying useless shit.

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Re: Tossed Salad
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 12, 2011 11:32PM

I bought knives off TV last night

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Re: Tossed Salad
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: September 12, 2011 11:34PM

Ever toss a girls salad, Misery?



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Re: Tossed Salad
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 12, 2011 11:38PM

WingNut Wrote:
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> Ever toss a girls salad, Misery?


no, but I did get all up in a girl's guts the other day.

it was boss

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Re: Tossed Salad
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: September 12, 2011 11:43PM

Up in her guts?

Who taught you how to talk that way, Miz?

You know your mama would be ashamed. You know you didn;t do that wither, but you'd probably like to.



Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> WingNut Wrote:
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> > Ever toss a girls salad, Misery?
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>
> no, but I did get all up in a girl's guts the
> other day.
>
> it was boss

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Re: Tossed Salad
Posted by: GayNut ()
Date: September 12, 2011 11:52PM

WingNut Wrote:
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> Ever toss a girls salad, Misery?


I'm sure you've tossed many men's salads in your lifetime, FagNut.

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Re: Tossed Salad
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: September 12, 2011 11:56PM

GayNut Wrote:
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> WingNut Wrote:
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> -----
> > Ever toss a girls salad, Misery?
>
>
> I'm sure you've tossed many men's salads in your
> lifetime, FagNut.

oh, you sure got me ObamaBoy!

How do I respond to a hard hit like that one?





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Re: Tossed Salad
Posted by: Republican gayness squared ()
Date: September 13, 2011 12:43AM

WingNut Wrote:
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> GayNut Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > WingNut Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Ever toss a girls salad, Misery?
> >
> >
> > I'm sure you've tossed many men's salads in
> your
> > lifetime, FagNut.
>
> oh, you sure got me ObamaBoy!
>
> How do I respond to a hard hit like that one?



You take hard hits in the mouth and ass on a nightly basis, FagNut.

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Re: Tossed Salad
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: September 13, 2011 05:24AM

Aryan_Foster Wrote:
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> Pretty sure more people use those to dry herbs,
> lettuces and other foliage after washing them.


That's exactly what it's used for.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: Tossed Salad
Posted by: MammaDear ()
Date: September 13, 2011 08:54AM

King Tutt Wrote:
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> I saw salad spinners for sale at Target today.
>
> WTF How hard is it to toss your own salad with
> your hands?
>

You are paying for the convenience, idiot! Thankfully, we can afford it, while your penniless ass is getting raped in this economy! Tut tut!!

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Re: Tossed Salad
Posted by: jbalo ()
Date: September 13, 2011 03:44PM

King Tutt Wrote:
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> I saw salad spinners for sale at Target today.
>
> WTF How hard is it to toss your own salad with
> your hands?
>
>
>
It is a salad spinner, not a salad tosser. Like Aryan_Foster said, it's to get water off lettuce, spinach, w/e after washing it. A human cannot do what it does. Worth $14.99 if you actually eat things like salads.

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Re: Tossed Salad
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: September 13, 2011 03:58PM

I find the best way to keep salad fresh is to roll it up in a clean dish towel after you wash it.

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Re: Tossed Salad
Posted by: jbalo ()
Date: September 13, 2011 05:08PM

poopstick Wrote:
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> I find the best way to keep salad fresh is to roll
> it up in a clean dish towel after you wash it.


Strange reading food freshness advice from someone named poopstick.

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Re: Tossed Salad
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 14, 2011 07:53AM

jbalo, what kind of salad do you and your husband enjoy? Cobb? Your husband. Husband. Husband. You have a husband. A band-huz. Huz-Band. You and your Huz-Band. Husband. You have a husband. You are married to a husband. Your husband. Husband. You and your husband. Your husband and you. Husband husband husband husband husband husband husband husband husband husband husband husband. You own a husband. You are a women and you have a male husband, who you live with and sleep with in a marital bed and enjoy marital sexual relations with. You have sexual relations with your husband. You and your husband have sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. You and your husband. Having sex. Blowing. Sucking. You have a husband. Who you love. You love your husband. You love him. You married your husband because you love him. You would be very sad if your husband died.

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Re: Tossed Salad
Posted by: jbalo ()
Date: September 14, 2011 08:14AM

Weird and irrelevant to a discussion about the value of salad spinners.

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> jbalo, what kind of salad do you and your husband
> enjoy? Cobb? Your husband. Husband. Husband. You
> have a husband. A band-huz. Huz-Band. You and your
> Huz-Band. Husband. You have a husband. You are
> married to a husband. Your husband. Husband. You
> and your husband. Your husband and you. Husband
> husband husband husband husband husband husband
> husband husband husband husband husband. You own a
> husband. You are a women and you have a male
> husband, who you live with and sleep with in a
> marital bed and enjoy marital sexual relations
> with. You have sexual relations with your husband.
> You and your husband have sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex.
> Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex.
> Sex. You and your husband. Having sex. Blowing.
> Sucking. You have a husband. Who you love. You
> love your husband. You love him. You married your
> husband because you love him. You would be very
> sad if your husband died.
>
> .

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Re: Tossed Salad
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: September 14, 2011 01:14PM

Those things are great for seperating seeds from Ganja.

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Re: Tossed Salad
Posted by: Seeds Suck ()
Date: September 14, 2011 03:25PM

Seeds in ganja, that was so 1991. If you're still picking seeds out of your ganja you need to find a new supplier or stop getting your stuff from the corner on Half St. in SW.

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Re: Tossed Salad
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 14, 2011 07:55PM

jbalo Wrote:
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> Weird and irrelevant to a discussion about the
> value of salad spinners.
>
> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > jbalo, what kind of salad do you and your
> husband
> > enjoy? Cobb? Your husband. Husband. Husband.
> You
> > have a husband. A band-huz. Huz-Band. You and
> your
> > Huz-Band. Husband. You have a husband. You are
> > married to a husband. Your husband. Husband.
> You
> > and your husband. Your husband and you. Husband
> > husband husband husband husband husband husband
> > husband husband husband husband husband. You own
> a
> > husband. You are a women and you have a male
> > husband, who you live with and sleep with in a
> > marital bed and enjoy marital sexual relations
> > with. You have sexual relations with your
> husband.
> > You and your husband have sex. Sex. Sex. Sex.
> Sex.
> > Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex.
> Sex.
> > Sex. You and your husband. Having sex. Blowing.
> > Sucking. You have a husband. Who you love. You
> > love your husband. You love him. You married
> your
> > husband because you love him. You would be very
> > sad if your husband died.
> >
> > .


is it weird to you that you love your husband? Maybe you shouldn't be married to your husband. Your husband. Your husband. Your husband. Maybe you shouldn't be married to your husband. Do you love your husband? Why do you love your husband? You love him. You are in love with him. In love with your husband. Your husband. In love with him. You love him. You love him. You love him. You care for him. Your husband is your life partner. You will be with your husband for the rest of your life. FOr the rest of your life. You and your husband will be married until you or your husband dies. Then you will not be married. To your husband.
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Re: Tossed Salad
Posted by: Good thread? ()
Date: December 20, 2015 09:31PM

Think?

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Re: Tossed Salad
Posted by: xszw2q ()
Date: December 20, 2015 10:17PM

Eesh will be tossing a lot of salads during his prison term

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Re: Tossed Salad
Posted by: ummJxT ()
Date: December 20, 2015 11:04PM

Get with the program. Miz is the one going to prison, and eesh tosses salads as part of his normal daily life.

The spinner is for drying salad after washing.

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Re: Tossed Salad
Posted by: RC ()
Date: December 22, 2015 11:24AM

eesh will toss your salad. Sorry ladies, it's guy only. He likes nothing better than ramming his tongue up some black dude's asshole.

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