1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
-§
Re: Toliet Humor
Posted by:
Puke
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Date: December 18, 2007 11:22AM
Stick to dispensing legal advice. While it might be boring, rote and sometimes presumptuous, it is usually informative at the very least. Your jokes suck.
Re: Toliet Humor
Posted by:
§
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Date: December 18, 2007 11:58AM
Not my joke - it was forwarded to me. If you don't find it funny, then don't laugh and continue writing holiday greetings to death row inmates. -§
Re: Toliet Humor
Posted by:
Puke
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Date: December 18, 2007 01:45PM
§ Wrote:
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>continue writing holiday greetings to death row inmates. -§
Wow, another bad joke. You are a friggen riot. Funniest Lawyer in DC.
Re: Toliet Humor
Posted by:
§
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Date: December 18, 2007 02:36PM
Wow, it looks like someone has kitty litter in the shitter. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings there, Flarefax. But I guess it's normal for one to be overly sensitive around the holidays after they have determined they are irrelevant. Life just isn't fair, huh? It's ok; just cry it out, buy a milkshake and tell yourself that your did your best. -§
Thats what I was thinking...........maybe Puke has a man crush....LMAO
Re: Toliet Humor
Posted by:
ITRADE
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Date: December 18, 2007 02:56PM
Not another man stalker.
Re: Toliet Humor
Posted by:
just asking?
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Date: December 18, 2007 03:02PM
how do we know § is a man? or for that matter, that puke is a man?
Re: Toliet Humor
Posted by:
Puke
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Date: December 18, 2007 04:17PM
no longer a dem Wrote:
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> Thats what I was thinking...........maybe Puke has
> a man crush....LMAO
Whatever. I think the guy has gone mental. Hardly a crush.
Re: Toliet Humor
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no longer a dem
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Date: December 18, 2007 04:35PM
There he goes again....obsessed.....like he wants him some "symbol" tenderloins