this is the greatest night of my life

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/05/2012 05:40PM by Alias.

you just offered, in the FU;AD....

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/05/2012 05:39PM by Alias.

pay you?


I thought.....you loved me.....

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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 03/05/2012 05:38PM by Alias.

Someone Wrote:
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> I think someone has a crush on Alias. She'll be
> thrilled.


Have you spoke directly to her about this crush?

Is she aware of your feelings towards her?

Was she thrilled when you told her?

Alias Wrote:
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>> I seriously doubt SG has a crush on me, but yes, I
> would be thrilled if he did.
>
> Wouldn't you?


Of course I have a crush on you. But alas...you seem to be spoke for by "someone" else.

ProVallone Wrote:
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> You're intelectually compatible! You should get
> together.


And do what? Have red hot salacious debates?

Are non-registered members allowed to get together with registered members?

I'm thinking Brown vs The board of education may have had a glitch or two in this regard.

Those are very difficult questions!

Alias Wrote:
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> OK... I'll answer this question.
>
> I love giving blow jobs.
>
> When I go to a party, I walk around offering a
> blow job to any man who wants one.
>
> Just the other day, I gave my neighbor a blow job
> while he was mowing his lawn.
>
> Once, I gave a blow job to a guy while giving
> another guy a hand job.
>
> I can cook, too.


Slut!

It's spoken, retard!


Posted by: SoylentGreen ()
Date: July 21, 2011 07:16AM


Have you spoke directly to her about this crush?


Posted by: SoylentGreen ()
Date: July 21, 2011 07:17AM


Of course I have a crush on you. But alas...you seem to be spoke for by "someone" else.

Alias Wrote:
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> OK... I'll answer this question.
>
> I love giving blow jobs.
>
> When I go to a party, I walk around offering a
> blow job to any man who wants one.
>
> Just the other day, I gave my neighbor a blow job
> while he was mowing his lawn.
>
> Once, I gave a blow job to a guy while giving
> another guy a hand job.
>
> I can cook, too.


LMAO. Hang on. You Gave. a man. a BJ while he was MOWING HIS LAWN? werent you afraid of the blades chopping off a foot?!?!??!

SG1 Wrote:
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> It's spoken, retard!
>
>
> Posted by: SoylentGreen ()
> Date: July 21, 2011 07:16AM
>
>
> Have you spoke directly to her about this crush?
>
>
> Posted by: SoylentGreen ()
> Date: July 21, 2011 07:17AM
>
>
> Of course I have a crush on you. But alas...you
> seem to be spoke for by "someone" else.

Please forgive me. I am such a complete dolt. Forever humbled by your greatness.

Oh yeah....and fuck you very much.

Seriously though........do you sit down at the end of the day and count correcting my typing skills at 7am as one of your accomplishments?

If that's the best you can do, I wont tell you to get a life but rather, suggest you end the one you have.

They were typos asswipe. And I'm so happy to have put them out there so you could bitch about them. Midol not working this cycle?

SoylentGreen Wrote:
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> SG1 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It's spoken, retard!
> >
> >
> > Posted by: SoylentGreen ()
> > Date: July 21, 2011 07:16AM
> >
> >
> > Have you spoke directly to her about this
> crush?
> >
> >
> > Posted by: SoylentGreen ()
> > Date: July 21, 2011 07:17AM
> >
> >
> > Of course I have a crush on you. But alas...you
> > seem to be spoke for by "someone" else.
>
> Please forgive me. I am such a complete dolt.


You are correct.


> They were typos asswipe.


Twice in two different posts is not a typo. It's stupidity.

ferfux Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > OK... I'll answer this question.
> >
> > I love giving blow jobs.
> >
> > When I go to a party, I walk around offering a
> > blow job to any man who wants one.
> >
> > Just the other day, I gave my neighbor a blow
> job
> > while he was mowing his lawn.
> >
> > Once, I gave a blow job to a guy while giving
> > another guy a hand job.
> >
> > I can cook, too.
>
>
> LMAO. Hang on. You Gave. a man. a BJ while he was
> MOWING HIS LAWN? werent you afraid of the blades
> chopping off a foot?!?!??!


If he's on a riding mower, it wouldn't be at all that difficult to do with no danger of blades chopping her. Come on, expand your brain a bit.

Alias, you rock.

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/05/2012 05:22PM by Alias.

ferfux, do you like giving BJ's?

where my girls at?

SUCK MAH DICK!

IRON MY SHIRT!

where the bitches at

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/01/2011 10:29PM by postpoppunk.

Alias is a psycho

Can someone under 60 answer this question