Did NASA make contingency plans
Posted by:
Radiophile
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Date: May 16, 2011 01:03PM
Did NASA make contingency plans in case the Space Shuttle is still up there when the rapture occurs on Saturday? Do the brave people up there in the International Space Station have enough food and water for 5 months while some of us are whisked to ?Heaven Saturday and the rest of us will be going through literal Hell for that period?
Do you people at Fairfax Underground have a rapture contingency plan in case you are not one of lucky ones God's sees is worthy of an admission pass "up there"?
Can we get an outfitted RV and travel to Sarah Palin's Alaska? Alaska will be one of the safety zones after the rapture, according to Palin's witch doctor/priest
If you are going to heaven, will you ask Jim Morrison to stop haunting that house.
Oh, nevermind
Fairfaxunderground rules: Lilliputions, not ok. Midgettville ok. I got it now.
Do you people at Fairfax Underground have a rapture contingency plan in case you are not one of lucky ones God's sees is worthy of an admission pass "up there"?
Can we get an outfitted RV and travel to Sarah Palin's Alaska? Alaska will be one of the safety zones after the rapture, according to Palin's witch doctor/priest
If you are going to heaven, will you ask Jim Morrison to stop haunting that house.
Oh, nevermind
Fairfaxunderground rules: Lilliputions, not ok. Midgettville ok. I got it now.
Re: Did NASA make contingency plans
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
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Date: May 16, 2011 01:18PM
Yes. They are going to land the Shuttle in Alaska. Why do you think the Ax Men have been cutting down so many trees up there this season? Pfff..
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Re: Did NASA make contingency plans
Posted by:
Pinhead the Cenobite
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Date: May 16, 2011 01:23PM
They can land at Elmendorf AFB... It is a Shuttle divert field.
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Re: Did NASA make contingency plans
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
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Date: May 16, 2011 01:24PM
Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
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> They can land at Elmendorf AFB... It is a Shuttle
> divert field.
Fuck! It's all a master plan!!!
No wonder Sarah Palin hasn't announced her candidacy yet! She's waiting for the Rapture. Then she can win with the electoral vote of Alaska!
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> They can land at Elmendorf AFB... It is a Shuttle
> divert field.
Fuck! It's all a master plan!!!
No wonder Sarah Palin hasn't announced her candidacy yet! She's waiting for the Rapture. Then she can win with the electoral vote of Alaska!
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Re: Did NASA make contingency plans
Posted by:
Ralph Pootawn
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Date: May 16, 2011 01:26PM
You Betcha!!!
Re: Did NASA make contingency plans
Posted by:
FUNdamental
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Date: May 16, 2011 02:23PM
Well, then I am not paying my mortgage for June. So there.
Re: Did NASA make contingency plans
Posted by:
Rebecca
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Date: May 16, 2011 02:38PM
Does anyone know what time this Rapture is taking place? I want to make sure I have my makeup on and my hair looks good.
Re: Did NASA make contingency plans
Posted by:
Radiophile
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Date: May 16, 2011 03:40PM
I have a graduation ceremony to go to Saturday at 9:00 am in NC. Any help with what time the rapture takes place would be helpful.
Will the rapture take place all at once or will it travel like a hurricane? And since we are certain May 21 is the date, is that mideast time so like Friday at happy hour is when we have to start worrying or is God on GMT or Eastern Standard time?
Fairfaxunderground rules: Lilliputions, not ok. Midgettville ok. I got it now.
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 05/16/2011 03:41PM by Radiophile.
Will the rapture take place all at once or will it travel like a hurricane? And since we are certain May 21 is the date, is that mideast time so like Friday at happy hour is when we have to start worrying or is God on GMT or Eastern Standard time?
Fairfaxunderground rules: Lilliputions, not ok. Midgettville ok. I got it now.
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 05/16/2011 03:41PM by Radiophile.
Re: Did NASA make contingency plans
Posted by:
Ralph Pootawn
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Date: May 16, 2011 04:10PM
I would think He runs on GMT. I have a lot of driving to do this weekend and I'm supposed to visit my Dad. This is frustrating and screws up all my plans. >:(
Re: Did NASA make contingency plans
Posted by:
Radiophile
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Date: May 16, 2011 04:33PM
Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> This is frustrating and screws up
> all my plans. >:(
The fact that the world will end on Saturday really puts a damper on all the graduation parties this weekend. Then again, maybe not.
Fairfaxunderground rules: Lilliputions, not ok. Midgettville ok. I got it now.
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> This is frustrating and screws up
> all my plans. >:(
The fact that the world will end on Saturday really puts a damper on all the graduation parties this weekend. Then again, maybe not.
Fairfaxunderground rules: Lilliputions, not ok. Midgettville ok. I got it now.
Re: Did NASA make contingency plans
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: May 16, 2011 04:50PM
Radiophile Wrote:
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> Do you people at Fairfax Underground have a
> rapture contingency plan in case you are not one
> of lucky ones God's sees is worthy of an admission
> pass "up there"?
>
> Can we get an outfitted RV and travel to Sarah
> Palin's Alaska? Alaska will be one of the safety
> zones after the rapture, according to Palin's
> witch doctor/priest
I'm using Radiophile and Alias as zombie bait.
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> Do you people at Fairfax Underground have a
> rapture contingency plan in case you are not one
> of lucky ones God's sees is worthy of an admission
> pass "up there"?
>
> Can we get an outfitted RV and travel to Sarah
> Palin's Alaska? Alaska will be one of the safety
> zones after the rapture, according to Palin's
> witch doctor/priest
I'm using Radiophile and Alias as zombie bait.
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: May 17, 2011 12:18AM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/07/2012 09:16PM by Alias.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/07/2012 09:16PM by Alias.
Re: Did NASA make contingency plans
Posted by:
ThePackLeader
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Date: May 17, 2011 05:02AM
I'm going to the air show on Saturday, so at least I'll be going out with a bang.
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Re: Did NASA make contingency plans
Posted by:
Radiophile
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Date: May 17, 2011 06:36AM
ThePackLeader Wrote:
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> I'm going to the air show on Saturday, so at least
> I'll be going out with a bang.
I feel sorry for those up in the air.
Fairfaxunderground rules: Lilliputions, not ok. Midgettville ok. I got it now.
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> I'm going to the air show on Saturday, so at least
> I'll be going out with a bang.
I feel sorry for those up in the air.
Fairfaxunderground rules: Lilliputions, not ok. Midgettville ok. I got it now.
Re: Did NASA make contingency plans
Posted by:
tomahawk
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Date: May 17, 2011 02:23PM
As long as your pilot is not a bible-thumper you'll be okay.
Re: Did NASA make contingency plans
Posted by:
Gravis
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Date: May 17, 2011 05:12PM
tomahawk Wrote:
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> As long as your pilot is not a bible-thumper
> you'll be okay.
you dont have to be a Bible-thumper to be a Christian.
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
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> As long as your pilot is not a bible-thumper
> you'll be okay.
you dont have to be a Bible-thumper to be a Christian.
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
Re: Did NASA make contingency plans
Posted by:
sumguy
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Date: May 18, 2011 04:51PM
I'm going out tonight a do some fuck up stuff so that I don't get picked for the rapture. I really want to see the new Pirates of the Carribean movie.