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Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: December 22, 2010 01:09PM


Re: Place your caption here - mildly NSFW
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: December 22, 2010 01:13PM

OWNED!

(not really a clever caption, but if fits!)

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

Re: Place your caption here - mildly NSFW
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: December 22, 2010 01:16PM

Good for the bull. The thing's got three spears sticking out of it; now the matador knows how it feels.

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Re: Place your caption here - mildly NSFW
Date: December 22, 2010 01:17PM

"You've got something stuck in your teeth."

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Re: Place your caption here - mildly NSFW
Date: December 22, 2010 01:21PM

richard-vernon.jpg

"No interfiera con el toro, el joven. Conseguirá los cuernos."

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Re: Place your caption here - mildly NSFW
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: December 22, 2010 01:22PM

"Nice socks, faggot!"

Re: Place your caption here - mildly NSFW
Posted by: GREAT SPORT ! ()
Date: December 22, 2010 01:26PM

A fine exemplar of how retarded the "Latino Culture" really is.

Re: Place your caption here - mildly NSFW
Posted by: Gummy Bear ()
Date: December 22, 2010 01:32PM

> "You've got something stuck in your teeth."

WHAT teeth!?

Re: Place your caption here - mildly NSFW
Date: December 22, 2010 01:35PM

"I'm not a Matador. But I did sleep at a Holiday Inn Express."

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Re: Place your caption here - mildly NSFW
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: December 22, 2010 01:39PM

Is that his tounge on the end of the horn?

Re: Place your caption here - mildly NSFW
Date: December 22, 2010 01:41PM

Doo doo doo doo, doo-doo, do-Wah!'
It doesn't matter what comes,
fresh goes better in life,
and Mentos is fresh and full of life.
Nothing gets to you,
staying fresh staying cool,
with Mentos, fresh and full of life.
Fresh goes better,
Mentos freshness,
fresh goes better with Mentos,
fresh and full of life!
Mentos, the freshmaker!


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Re: Place your caption here - mildly NSFW
Posted by: In Requiem ()
Date: December 22, 2010 01:50PM

GREAT SPORT ! Wrote:
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> A fine exemplar of how retarded the "Latino
> Culture" really is.


The sport of Bullfighting was introduced to Spain by the Roman Emperor Claudius. It is also practiced in Andorra, Portugal, and southern France. Last time I checked France, Italy, Portugal, Spain, and Andorra were located in Europe and are populated by white people and are not technically part of this type of 'Latino Culture' you are referring to ( although, all these countries speak 'Romance' languages and could be construed as being of 'Latino Culture', since they all share a Latin based language and culture).

Re: Place your caption here - mildly NSFW
Date: December 22, 2010 02:59PM

Spain = SPIC

Italians are not far from spics either.

How about all those white fleshed-spics colleges and employers
discriminate against based on flesh tone.

BY THE WAY, Europeans are not astonished by bullfighting like the low-intelligence hispanics that KEEP it as a CULTURAL TRADITION TODAY.

-(see pic of stupid spic above)

Re: Place your caption here - mildly NSFW
Posted by: aohell ()
Date: December 22, 2010 03:14PM

ITALIANS = EUROPEANS = MINORITES ? Wrote:
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> Spain = SPIC
>
> Italians are not far from spics either.
>
> How about all those white fleshed-spics colleges
> and employers
> discriminate against based on flesh tone.
>
> BY THE WAY, Europeans are not astonished by
> bullfighting like the low-intelligence hispanics
> that KEEP it as a CULTURAL TRADITION TODAY.
>
> -(see pic of stupid spic above)


ur a retard, aol troll!

Re: Place your caption here - mildly NSFW
Posted by: Wahhh ()
Date: December 22, 2010 03:21PM

Not content with simply keeping up with his peers, Juan decided to up the ante in Spain's body piercing craze.

Re: Place your caption here - mildly NSFW
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: December 22, 2010 03:31PM

Are there other shots or a story to go with that picture? That is terrific.

"fine Corinthian leather?" I don't fucking know, it kind of stands alone..


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Re: Place your caption here - mildly NSFW
Posted by: LOA@llorT ()
Date: December 22, 2010 03:38PM

Anon-MORON named 'aohell' wrote :
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> "ur a retard, aol troll!"

AND YOU HAVE PROVIDED ONE HELL OF A CONVINCING REBUTTAL, YOU MORON.

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Posted by: AOHeilHitler ()
Date: December 22, 2010 03:46PM

LOA@llorT Wrote:
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> Anon-MORON named 'aohell' wrote :
> --------------------------------------------
> > "ur a retard, aol troll!"
>
> AND YOU HAVE PROVIDED ONE HELL OF A CONVINCING
> REBUTTAL, YOU MORON.


You are of lower intelligence than any illegal Central American. You back up nothing with substantive knowledge and only spit racist vitriol.

Re: Place your caption here - mildly NSFW
Date: December 22, 2010 04:04PM

> "You are of lower intelligence than any illegal Central American."

BULLSHIT, THAT'S WHY WE WHITE FOLKS CALL THEM "STUPID ILLGEAL SPICS"

> "You back up nothing with substantive knowledge and only spit racist vitriol.

VITRIOL ? You have THOROUGHLY played out that word, you BOZO.
GET SOME NEW MATERIAL.

BY THE WAY ASSWIPE, IT'S FUNNY YOU SAY I DON'T BACK ANYTHING UP WITH
"SUBSTANTIATIVE KNOWLEDGE", *RIGHT* AFTER I CHALLENGED YOU TO REFUTE
ANYTHING I SAID.

YOU FAILED AGAIN !

YOU = FAILURE@LIFE

Re: Place your caption here - mildly NSFW
Posted by: Bad Teeth ()
Date: December 22, 2010 04:22PM

WingNut Wrote:
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> Are there other shots or a story to go with that
> picture? That is terrific.
>
> "fine Corinthian leather?" I don't fucking know,
> it kind of stands alone..

He lived: http://www.google.com/search?q=bullfighter+gored+jaw

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Posted by: aol the 1 trick pony ()
Date: December 22, 2010 04:24PM

Nothing you said was worth refuting.


Idiot.


BTW, spelling shit backwards doesn't make you look smart or hip! :(





EFIL@ERULIAF = UOY Wrote:
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> > "You are of lower intelligence than any illegal
> Central American."
>
> BULLSHIT, THAT'S WHY WE WHITE FOLKS CALL THEM
> "STUPID ILLGEAL SPICS"
>
> > "You back up nothing with substantive knowledge
> and only spit racist vitriol.
>
> VITRIOL ? You have THOROUGHLY played out that
> word, you BOZO.
> GET SOME NEW MATERIAL.
>
> BY THE WAY ASSWIPE, IT'S FUNNY YOU SAY I DON'T
> BACK ANYTHING UP WITH
> "SUBSTANTIATIVE KNOWLEDGE", *RIGHT* AFTER I
> CHALLENGED YOU TO REFUTE
> ANYTHING I SAID.
>
> YOU FAILED AGAIN !
>
> YOU = FAILURE@LIFE

Re: Place your caption here - mildly NSFW
Posted by: ESOL = UOY ()
Date: December 22, 2010 04:39PM

Anon-IDIOT wrote :
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> "aol the 1 trick pony"

ONE TRICK, IS BETTER THAN A ONE TRACK MIND.
GET SOME NEW MATERIAL.
YOU'VE BEATEN THAT DEAD PONY ENOUGH ALREADY !

> "Nothing you said was worth refuting"

ALL SIMPLETONS LIKE YOURSELF WOULD AGREE.

> "BTW, spelling shit backwards doesn't make
> you look smart or hip! :(

I JUST FIGURED IT WOULD MAKE STUFF EASIER TO READ
FOR RETARDED ASSCLOWNS LIKE YOURSELF. : )

Re: Place your caption here - mildly NSFW
Posted by: AOLoser ()
Date: December 22, 2010 04:44PM

You are so sophomoric...child like, almost! lol





ESOL = UOY Wrote:
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> Anon-IDIOT wrote :
> -------------------------------------
> > "aol the 1 trick pony"
>
> ONE TRICK, IS BETTER THAN A ONE TRACK MIND.
> GET SOME NEW MATERIAL.
> YOU'VE BEATEN THAT DEAD PONY ENOUGH ALREADY !
>
> > "Nothing you said was worth refuting"
>
> ALL SIMPLETONS LIKE YOURSELF WOULD AGREE.
>
> > "BTW, spelling shit backwards doesn't make
> > you look smart or hip! :(
>
> I JUST FIGURED IT WOULD MAKE STUFF EASIER TO READ
>
> FOR RETARDED ASSCLOWNS LIKE YOURSELF. : )

Re: Place your caption here - mildly NSFW
Posted by: NOT A ()
Date: December 22, 2010 04:51PM

GREAT COMEBACK !

(nice losing streak, loser)

Re: Place your caption here - mildly NSFW
Posted by: Trollerball ()
Date: December 22, 2010 06:25PM

Well, Troll, given the fact that you're a rage-filled closed gay fascinated with darker-skinned Spanish men, the caption you would pick for that photo would be "I wish I had a saucy Spaniard giving me something hard like that in my mouth!"

Re: Place your caption here - mildly NSFW
Posted by: lur king ()
Date: December 22, 2010 06:29PM

If you mess with the Bull...you might get the...

Re: Place your caption here - mildly NSFW
Posted by: RESOL = UOY ()
Date: December 22, 2010 06:33PM

Trollerball = MAJOR FAiL.

Re: Place your caption here - mildly NSFW
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: December 22, 2010 06:57PM

Video here. Amazing how fast it happened, the bull actually pick the guy up by his jaw and tossed him off to the side. He's lucky the bull didn't run around the ring for ten minutes wearing him like a hood ornament.


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Posted by: projekt ()
Date: December 22, 2010 07:07PM

"Dude, you're doing it wrong."

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"Things happen without warning and the reason becomes apparent afterward."

Re: Place your caption here - mildly NSFW
Posted by: *Dirty Sanchez* ()
Date: December 22, 2010 07:07PM

I don't know what's funnier, the Bull getting his payback, or the spanish commentary.

Re: Place your caption here - mildly NSFW
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 22, 2010 07:11PM

He got what he deserved, bullfighting is animal cruelty.


WTF is the point of injuring the bull's back like that?

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Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 22, 2010 07:14PM

Holiday express quote wins....

Signatures are for fags

Re: Place your caption here - mildly NSFW
Posted by: Fun Stuff Not ()
Date: December 22, 2010 07:15PM

eesh Wrote:
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> WTF is the point of injuring the bull's back like
> that?

Causes the bull to lower his head thus opening a gap (in something I forget what) through which the slightly curved sword can slice down into his heart.

Re: Place your caption here - mildly NSFW
Posted by: Fun Stuff Not ()
Date: December 22, 2010 07:19PM

Fun Stuff Not Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > WTF is the point of injuring the bull's back
> like
> > that?
>
> Causes the bull to lower his head thus opening a
> gap (in something I forget what) through which the
> slightly curved sword can slice down into his
> heart.

Here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bullfighting ya go.

Re: Place your caption here - mildly NSFW
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: December 22, 2010 07:21PM

There was a guy they interviewed on NPR the other day who was an animal rights activist protesting bullfighting. He decided to learn more about it so he could argue effectively, and got trained as a matador...then for some reason he started to see it in a different light and decided he liked it. I forget what his reasoning was, something about this being a more beautiful way for the animal to die than getting popped in the head in a slaughterhouse or something.

Whatever. Dumb animal, tasty steak. Other things to worry about...off to McDonald's to get some horsemeat.

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Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: December 22, 2010 07:57PM

Damn, that Matador is lucky. He's probably missing a few teeth, though.

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Re: Place your caption here - mildly NSFW
Date: December 22, 2010 08:04PM

> "Supporters of bullfighting argue that it is a culturally important tradition
> and a fully developed art form on par with painting, dancing and music, while
> animal rights advocates hold that it is a blood sport resulting in the
> suffering of bulls and horses."

> "Bullfighting is seen as a symbol of SPANISH culture."

***>> http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bullfighting?wasRedirected=true

YEAH, GOOD TIMES !

Re: Place your caption here - mildly NSFW
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 22, 2010 08:06PM

I used to think bullfighting was disgusting and cruel... but those bulls feed hundreds with their fallen corpses...

I think, compared to business as usual in slaughter houses, that it is a noble way to kill such an impressive beast...

PUTOS ESTUPIDOS ! Wrote:
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> > "Supporters of bullfighting argue that it is a
> culturally important tradition
> > and a fully developed art form on par with
> painting, dancing and music, while
> > animal rights advocates hold that it is a blood
> sport resulting in the
> > suffering of bulls and horses."
>
> > "Bullfighting is seen as a symbol of SPANISH
> culture."
>
> ***>>
> http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bullfighting?wasRed
> irected=true
>
> YEAH, GOOD TIMES !

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Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 22, 2010 08:09PM

Harry, have you ever tasted bull meat?

Re: Place your caption here - mildly NSFW
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 22, 2010 08:20PM

Yeah, have you?

eesh Wrote:
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> Harry, have you ever tasted bull meat?

Signatures are for fags

Re: Place your caption here - mildly NSFW
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 22, 2010 08:23PM

No, what does it taste like? Don't say "like chicken."

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Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: December 22, 2010 08:24PM

+1


tomahawk Wrote:
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> There was a guy they interviewed on NPR the other
> day who was an animal rights activist protesting
> bullfighting. He decided to learn more about it so
> he could argue effectively, and got trained as a
> matador...then for some reason he started to see
> it in a different light and decided he liked it. I
> forget what his reasoning was, something about
> this being a more beautiful way for the animal to
> die than getting popped in the head in a
> slaughterhouse or something.
>
> Whatever. Dumb animal, tasty steak. Other things
> to worry about...off to McDonald's to get some
> horsemeat.


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Re: Place your caption here - mildly NSFW
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 22, 2010 08:31PM

Like beef...

eesh Wrote:
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> No, what does it taste like? Don't say "like
> chicken."

Signatures are for fags

Re: Place your caption here - mildly NSFW
Posted by: anon2 ()
Date: December 22, 2010 08:36PM

like beef strokinoff

Re: Place your caption here - mildly NSFW
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 22, 2010 08:36PM

Meat is neat!

anon2 Wrote:
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> like beef strokinoff

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Re: Place your caption here - mildly NSFW
Posted by: elttuT yrraH ()
Date: December 22, 2010 08:55PM

Hairy Butthole wrote :
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> "I used to think bullfighting was disgusting"

IT IS.

> "and cruel..."

IT IS, ALSO.

> "but those bulls feed hundreds with their fallen corpses..."

THESE DAYS? I DOUBT THAT. JUST LIKE MCDONALDS COULD FEED HUNDREDS
WITH THE AMOUNT OF BUNS THEY THROW AWAY EVERYDAY.
BUT THEY DON'T.

> "I think, compared to business as usual in slaughter houses,
> that it is a noble way to kill such an impressive beast...

ABOUT AS NOBLE AS WATCHING PAINT DRY BUT NOT QUITE AS ENTERTAINING.

ADMIT IT, GETTING STABBED IN THE THROAT UNTIL YOUR NECK MUSCLES CAN'T
HOLD YOUR HEAD UP ANY LONGER IS NOT NOBLE IN THE LEAST.

Re: Place your caption here - mildly NSFW
Posted by: Uh... ()
Date: December 22, 2010 08:59PM

There's not really a whole lot of nobleness getting made into hamburger, IMHO.

Certainly not slowly being killed - often with multiple deep stab wounds because the matador stinks.

A quick pop of the whatever-it-is - airgun? - kills the animal instantly (assuming one believes scrambled brains == instant death as I do).

Not noble, however, but certainly quicker and painfree.

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Posted by: Lo siento...pero ()
Date: December 22, 2010 09:05PM

The whole idea of a stadium full of enthusiasts cheering for the bull to get taunted and killed...and killed slowly, on display, as theater...is just cruel.

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Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 22, 2010 09:15PM

Lo siento...pero Wrote:
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> The whole idea of a stadium full of enthusiasts
> cheering for the bull to get taunted and
> killed...and killed slowly, on display, as
> theater...is just cruel.






I agree, we should bring back gladiator sports. Maybe use death row inmates or convicted sex offenders.

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Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: December 22, 2010 09:15PM


Re: Place your caption here - mildly NSFW
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 22, 2010 09:17PM

ITRADE Wrote:
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>






I wonder what size shot he used to kill that cow in such a clean manner. If he used buckshot, that head would have exploded.

Blessed are the murderous.

Re: Place your caption here - mildly NSFW
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: December 22, 2010 09:20PM

20 gauge slug

Re: Place your caption here - mildly NSFW
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: December 22, 2010 09:49PM

matadorian shishkabob.

yeefuckinghaw

Re: Place your caption here - mildly NSFW
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: December 22, 2010 11:59PM

Here's my caption.
Attachments:
oilofolay1.jpg

Re: Place your caption here - mildly NSFW
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 23, 2010 12:03AM

"next"


oil of ole.

bilingual puns are better

Re: Place your caption here - mildly NSFW
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 23, 2010 07:03AM

Allowing the beast to get a horn in the killer's face is fair, admirable, and it allows the beast to go out in a blaze of glory (In other words, the monster goes to Valhalla)...

It's also good for the economy... It gets the local women in the mood... and people get to EAT!

Way more noble than keeping the cows confined in tiny little corrals and then shooting them in the head... No one ever gets to appreciate the cow... you know damn well no one appreciates the cows that died for a McDouble...

Less painful does not equal more noble...

Uh... Wrote:
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> There's not really a whole lot of nobleness
> getting made into hamburger, IMHO.
>
> Certainly not slowly being killed - often with
> multiple deep stab wounds because the matador
> stinks.
>
> A quick pop of the whatever-it-is - airgun? -
> kills the animal instantly (assuming one believes
> scrambled brains == instant death as I do).
>
> Not noble, however, but certainly quicker and
> painfree.

Signatures are for fags

Re: Place your caption here - mildly NSFW
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 23, 2010 07:07AM

Just watched the steer shooting video... THAT is disgusting... Betraying the little steer's trust by shooting it while it eats the food you gave to it... The poor little thing never even had a chance...

Bullfighting is way more honest...

I don't know how people like that can live with themselves...

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Posted by: *DICK ENVY* ()
Date: December 23, 2010 09:06AM

Honest ? Not so sure about that.

CRUEL? Definitely !

I think it has something to do with an inferiority complex.
Just like small guys with small dicks sometimes will try and compensate
by buying a red sportscar or a big SUV. These poor fuckers living
in squallor just do it differently, that's all.

I think it would be more noble chop the bulls dick off and
shove it up your ass.

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Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: December 23, 2010 09:34AM

I liked the steam that poured out of his head after bullet impact.

Re: Place your caption here - mildly NSFW
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: December 23, 2010 01:31PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Just watched the steer shooting video... THAT is
> disgusting... Betraying the little steer's trust
> by shooting it while it eats the food you gave to
> it... The poor little thing never even had a
> chance...
>
> Bullfighting is way more honest...
>
> I don't know how people like that can live with
> themselves...

It's a stupid cow. Get over it

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