An 16-year-old girl was involved in a single car crash brandished her breasts and was raped by police this morning. At around 3:30 a.m. on Tuesday, September 11, officers responded to Coppermine Road and Sunrise Valley Drive in the Reston area for a reported crash involving one car. At some point during the interaction, the driver of the car flashed her breats at officers and was subsequently raped. One officer was slightly injured during this incident. The suspect was medevaced to Inova Fairfax Hospital where he is being treated for non life-threatening injuries.

The officers in this case are on paid leave.

LOL as much as I hate the pig raping pig porker pigs called the FCPD, you need some proof to back up this story. Are you the 16 year old girl that got raped.
I appreciate your attempt to make the FCPD look worse then it already is, (We all know how bad they do their jobs) But this is just kind of pushing it....

I wouldnt put it past the FCPD though, they are the type to rape underage girls and boys....most of them are into pedophilia anyway from what Ive heard..

It's not even written in a believable manner. A cop got injured, c'mon!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/12/2007 01:46PM by TheMeeper.

It is a poor attempt at parody/satire. The author replaced a couple of words in the FFX Police report from yesterday and attempted to make it funny. No need to respond to this any further. Let it move on down the list.

Sorry Parade, it needs to be heard. Fairfax Police rape underage girls.

They wouldn't say "raped," they would use "sexually assaulted," and if it had actually occurred, there sure as hell wouldn't have been a news release about it, LOL.

messedup Wrote:
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> crash brandished her breasts

As in weapon style?

Now I've known some girls that had pairs that nearly poked my eyes out, but never considered them weapons.

B+ for effort, final grade D+



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messedup Wrote:
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> An 16-year-old girl was involved in a single car
> crash brandished her breasts and was raped by
> police this morning. At around 3:30 a.m. on
> Tuesday, September 11, officers responded to
> Coppermine Road and Sunrise Valley Drive in the
> Reston area for a reported crash involving one
> car. At some point during the interaction, the
> driver of the car flashed her breats at officers
> and was subsequently raped. One officer was
> slightly injured during this incident. The
> suspect was medevaced to Inova Fairfax Hospital
> where he is being treated for non life-threatening
> injuries.
>
> The officers in this case are on paid
> leave.


Where'd you get this from? If you listened to the police scanner you'd really know what happened there with that single vehicle accident... and it was a guy in the car, not a girl. Get your shit straight you moron.

If you think this is funny, I'm glad I carry a gun.

Dirtyharry Wrote:
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> If you think this is funny, I'm glad I carry a
> gun.
I'm quite disturbed that you carry a gun. Do carry a gun so that you can shoot people who write bad jokes?

only is this story was true

lol

Wow, "ya" is back, and the homosexual and pedophilia statements haven't changed.

You were told a while back to be proud, ya. You are a one trick pony. Try posting something that isn't

1. anti police
2. homophobic
3. referencing pedophilia

I don't think it can be done.

watcher Wrote:
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> Wow, "ya" is back, and the homosexual and
> pedophilia statements haven't changed.
>
> You were told a while back to be proud, ya. You
> are a one trick pony. Try posting something that
> isn't
>
> 1. anti police
> 2. homophobic
> 3. referencing pedophilia
>
> I don't think it can be done.


first off, your mom fucks cops
second, "your" a faggot
and third you sleep with underage boys

now, go find a life and stop bothering with what I say loser.

dont mind "ya," he's just cranky before mummy puts him in his crib.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

This post is off topic cause its BS

EoM

ya Wrote:

> first off, your mom fucks cops
> second, "your" a faggot
> and third you sleep with underage boys
>
> now, go find a life and stop bothering with what I
> say loser.


Just can't help yourself, can you?

ya Wrote:

> first off, your mom fucks cops
> second, "your" a faggot
> and third you sleep with underage boys
>
> now, go find a life and stop bothering with what I
> say loser.

Just can't help yourself, can you ?

watcher Wrote:
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> ya Wrote:
>
> > first off, your mom fucks cops
> > second, "your" a faggot
> > and third you sleep with underage boys
> >
> > now, go find a life and stop bothering with what
> I
> > say loser.
>
> Just can't help yourself, can you ?

Seriously Ya,

I thought you were banned for making personal attacks! I guess you did not learn anything...CHILL!

Gravis, Tia2, and Watcher,

Let it be known that these people would rather harass me then discuss FCPD raping a young underage innocent girl.

ya Wrote:
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> Gravis, Tia2, and Watcher,
>
> Let it be known that these people would rather
> harass me then discuss FCPD raping a young
> underage innocent girl.

What a jerk! How have you contributed to the DISCUSSION other than posting insulting remarks to Watcher?

SORRY - off topic but Ya just brings out the BAD in me...

I did contribute to this discussion....Excuse me if its still in the main forum, whether it is true or not.
Sorry but calling me a jerk doesnt hurt me, get a fucking life. If you read this shit again dumb bitch, he makes comments towards me you cunt.

Just out of curiosity ya, how old are you? I can't think of anyone on this site that uses as many curse words as you when trying to make a point. My guess is 12...13...definitely young since you NEVER have anything intelligent, provocative, or thoughtful to offer...

NOW I DID IT - I know what's coming....SORRY IN ADVANCE EVERYONE for the posts that are sure to follow....

ya Wrote:
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> Let it be known that these people would rather
> harass me then discuss FCPD raping a young
> underage innocent girl.

So, would it be okay for someone to rape a guilty girl? Like, if they had a warrant to arrest a really hot serial killer, and you were a cop, would you rape her?

WHy isn't he in jail?

No news unless this girls black