Luckily, i was home watching TV....pushed hard hoping for
a really loud rip that would gross out the wife and it did ..RIP..
I realized that I shit in my pants....ran to the bathroom to clean up..
went back to watching TV
Re: Farts
Posted by:
not so funny
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Date: October 08, 2010 10:55PM
safeway. Shit my pants big time. I was lucky that my house was less than a mile away. Unfortunatly it was during rush hour and I had to sit in it for 15 minutes.
Re: Farts
Posted by:
fatlett
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Date: October 08, 2010 10:55PM
mark j Wrote:
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> Luckily, i was home watching TV....pushed hard
> hoping for
> a really loud rip that would gross out the wife
> and it did ..RIP..
>
> I realized that I shit in my pants....ran to the
> bathroom to clean up..
>
> went back to watching TV
LMFAO!
Best story so far. I was kind of hoping for more like that.
Re: Farts
Posted by:
not so funny
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Date: October 08, 2010 11:00PM
not so funny Wrote:
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> safeway. Shit my pants big time. I was lucky that
> my house was less than a mile away. Unfortunatly
> it was during rush hour and I had to sit in it for
> 15 minutes.
and... I thought it was going to be just a small fart but it was a full blown crap
chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> Hoping to pass wind
> Crushing disappointment when
> I sharted myself.
>
> Is that haiku better?
Familiar pressure
Released freely into pants
Unforeseen wetness