I think my husband has been jerking off into the sink...

He wouldn't need to jerk off if you had a decent coochie, yum yum, vajayjay, cho cho. Get the picture?

Well it makes it easy to clean.

baby that's nasty.....why u put your dick in the sink? Eddie Murphy "Raw"

Not as wiered as this:
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It's not weird to jerk off into the sink... It's weird that you suspect him of doing it.

Signatures are for fags

If he'd rather cum in the garbage disposal, what does that say about your twat?

Why do you "think" he's been jerking off into the sink?

You found some slimy stuff in there in the morning?

As long as you're being so open, let me aks you these important questions.

How tall is he?

Have you been withholding sex lately? and

Who cleaned it up?

Boy-oh-boy, if I had a nickel for every time someone accused me of doing the same thing. Damn.

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ThePackLeader Wrote:
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> Boy-oh-boy, if I had a nickel for every time
> someone accused me of doing the same thing. Damn.


you would have like 2 nickels?

sink/shower = no mess.

same with pissing when ur drunk.

NicoleH Wrote:

> How tall is he?

6 feet 7 inches

> Have you been withholding sex lately?

honestly we havent had sex in quite some time because our 2 daughters sleep in our bed with us.

> Who cleaned it up?

it's still there!!!!!!

Well, lick it up already. Bitch.

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teresa bishop Wrote:
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> NicoleH Wrote:
>
> > How tall is he?
>
> 6 feet 7 inches


Come on, be honest. He's not really 6'7" now, is he?



>
> > Have you been withholding sex lately?
>
> honestly we havent had sex in quite some time
> because our 2 daughters sleep in our bed with us.
>

And you wonder why your husband is jacking off into the sink??

Are you serious??!!

Where did you learn that from? Put them in their own beds!




> > Who cleaned it up?
>
> it's still there!!!!!!

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> ThePackLeader Wrote:
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> > Boy-oh-boy, if I had a nickel for every time
> > someone accused me of doing the same thing.
> Damn.
>
>
> you would have like 2 nickels?


You know too much.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

NicoleH Wrote:

> Come on, be honest. He's not really 6'7" now, is
> he?

yes he played college basketball but wasnt good enough to make it pro


> And you wonder why your husband is jacking off
> into the sink??

actually he goes to bed at like 8pm unless its thurs fri and sat when he has business meetings at the bonefish grill

> Where did you learn that from? Put them in their
> own beds!

they just like sleeping with us better i dont think its why he is doing that in the sink


> > Who cleaned it up?
> it's still there!!!!!!

im not going in there anymore and i told the kids to stop using the sink

Thurs., Fri., Sat. business meetings at night? at a restaurant?

I'm not gonna ask you 20 questions.

But I will ask you 3

#1 If you guys can't have sex in your bed at night because your daughters are sleeping with you, do you plan it for other times?

#2 Do you think he may be cheating on you?

and...#3 are you seriously not going in the bathroom because he came in the sink?

You must be really old school Catholic.

SRSLY? Wrote:
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> Thurs., Fri., Sat. business meetings at night? at
> a restaurant?
>
> I'm not gonna ask you 20 questions.
>
> But I will ask you 3
>
> #1 If you guys can't have sex in your bed at
> night because your daughters are sleeping with
> you, do you plan it for other times?

no, im just being honest. he's not good at oral but always want to do it to me and he's the size of an 8 ounce coke can... its kinda uncomfortable


> #2 Do you think he may be cheating on you?

no, but i know he looks at porn on the comp and i think it's disgusting

> and...#3 are you seriously not going in the
> bathroom because he came in the sink?

i'm definitely not using that bathroom!

> You must be really old school Catholic.

we go to Mass every sunday