local law enforcement should start wearing these state of the art life jackets.
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In Uganda and other parts of Africa people wear all sorts of trinkets in the belief it will protect them from bullets and harm. Though to be fair many in the western world do also. Many wear the cross around their necks. Mormons wear their lucky underwear...so I suppose it isn't too absurd really.

Mormons wear their lucky underwear...

LOL

I wear condoms to protect me from bad vaginas

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And I'm sure they feel protected too from your dirty pecker.

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> And I'm sure they feel protected too from your
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Hey, my pecker is clean!

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That's not what I've heard

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Well you can't always believe everything you hear. :D

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Is it just a coincidence that your screen name is "itchy"?....lol

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Lol...yea, it refers to my itchy trigger finger. Now that u mention though my nuts are beginning to itch.

Well...watch out where you put your thang from now on

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My finger or my pecker?

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Both

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Yes ma'am...

Well, if the life jacket is thick enough it might provide protection against ricochets and weak rounds, but it's obviously not going to do a damn thing against an AK-47 fired from 50-100 yards away.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

You've got that right. I've shot 7.62x39 AP through 1" plate steel at 50 yards