I would love to see a gritty Jack and the Beanstalk.

Snow White and the 7 Spanish Dwarfs

Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

Humpty Dumpty- but this time there'll be a "surprise twist to the ending"!

It will be dark with Tim Burton directing!

With Johnny Depp as Humpty!

And an all star cast as "all the kings men"!

And it's such a stupid fucking concept, it may be actually be a $100 Million budget film and be profitable!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of murder.

or

The 3 Blind Mice get caught in a deadly game of cat and mouse.

how about the black man who secretly overcame adversity and became president of the USA.

I could see Cain and Abel being made by the Wayans.

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Someone should make a movie about a big flood and mans only hope is to build a really big boat to ride it out. Oh wait..."2012"..nevermind.

...but this time Jesus goes Terminator on the Romans and starts blinding people and shit. Now THAT would be the Greatest Story Ever Told.

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How about a new spin on the classic Dracula? I'm thinking maybe a 100 year old vampire that is still in high school and falls in love with a 16 year old girl. Instead of bursting into flames when exposed to the sun, he just sparkles in the light.

I think a lot of homely teenage girls and lonely housewives will like this story.

Sounds dreeeamy.........

The Odyssey...but maybe set in space this time, with a one-eyed computer. Or, maybe set during the Great Depression with sirens being some gals bathing on the rocks of a river.

Why don't film-makers ever think of these things?

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Hansel and Gretel...

Signatures are for fags

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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How would you cast Harry?

Huckleberry Finn.

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Moby Dick

And a dark Animal Farm.

Icarus, being portrayed as a modern day transexual trying to escape from Dupont Circle. He makes wings from trash and wax, but flys too close to a steam vent and falls into the hands of Big D, a local pimp who whores him out to asian businessmen.

Oedipus Rex... why do I see Angelina Jolie in the role of the mother right off the bat? strange...