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Best Bad Songs
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: August 29, 2010 01:08AM

my favorite has to be Hulkster in Heaven, by Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band. Yes, that is the Hulkster on vocals.



I read it in the papers, I saw it on TV.
I guess there'll be one empty seat,
When I wrestle at Wimblelee.
I used to tear my shirt,
But now you've torn my hearts.
I knew you were a Hulkamaniac,
Right from the very start (Right from the start)
Chorus:
You were my friend. (You were my friend)
I'll see you again. (This is not the end)
When the Hulkster comes to Heaven (Heaven, heaven, heaven)
We'll tag up again. (Again, again)
The world just lost another Hulkamania (A friend to the end, I'll see you again)
I wish Hulk's love could bring you back again.
You were my friend (You were my friend)
And I'll see you again (I will see you again)
When I climb back in the ring, I know we'll win this fight.
I wish you were here at ring side, to cheer me on tonight.
The spotlight now grows dim, and now it's not on me.
The prayers we've said together are still our garentee.
Chorus
You were my friend (You, were, my, friend)
I'll see you again.
(The world just lost, the world just lost, my friend, he's my friend)
You were my friend (You..... were)
I'll see you again (I'll seeeeee you)
When the Hulkster comes to heaven (Heaven, heaven)
We'll tag up again (Again)
The world just lost (Just lost) another Hulkamaniac.
I wish Hulk's love could bring you back again (Bring you back, bring you back again)
The world just lost (Just lost) another Hulkamaniac.
I with Hulk's love (His love) could bring you back again (His love)
(You were my friend)

Re: Best Bad Songs
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 29, 2010 01:14AM


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Date: August 29, 2010 01:25AM


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Date: August 29, 2010 01:26AM


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Date: August 29, 2010 01:33AM


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Date: August 29, 2010 01:38AM


Re: Best Bad Songs
Posted by: General Lee ()
Date: August 29, 2010 01:46AM

One song I can't stand right now is "Rain is a Good Thing" by Luke Bryan. I swear every country station plays that damn song at least once every hour. It's driving me crazy!!

Re: Best Bad Songs
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: August 29, 2010 07:11PM


Re: Best Bad Songs
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: August 29, 2010 07:51PM



I need a man to wreck 'im buddy
A big, strong man to wreck 'im buddy
And if he's ugly, I don't mind
He has a dick and I want to grind
I want to grind, I want to grind, oh
A wreck, a wreck 'im buddy

My skin is in a terrible state
Oh lord, good lord, give him the fate
I want to lie and whine 'till eight
And if it's big, I do not mind
I want to grind, I want to grind, oh
Me a go crash 'im buddy

Getting drunk will do you good
Use your brush to stiff up your wood
The stiffer the wood, the longer the stay
For when it's big, you can push it my way
Push it my way, and let it stay
I broke, I broke 'im buddy

I need a man to wreck 'im buddy
A big, strong man to wreck 'im buddy
And if he's ugly, I don't mind
He has a dick and I want to grind
I want to grind, I want to grind, oh
I gwaan broke 'im buddy

Re: Best Bad Songs
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 29, 2010 07:53PM


Re: Best Bad Songs
Date: August 29, 2010 09:51PM

I'll go with a few crappy AM classics....







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Re: Best Bad Songs
Date: August 29, 2010 09:55PM

I like this song, but there's just something wrong about a rock song that protests partying...




...Oh, and what the fuck is up with Kim Mitchell's hair? I notice on his later music videos he is wearing an array of hats.

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Re: Best Bad Songs
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 29, 2010 10:05PM


Re: Best Bad Songs
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 29, 2010 10:06PM

What? Cars is a classic.

Re: Best Bad Songs
Date: August 30, 2010 09:50AM

eesh Wrote:
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> What? Cars is a classic.


It is. Not only was it a harbinger of 80s New Wave, but it was a huge influence for the Industrial, Techno and Electronica genres.

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Re: Best Bad Songs
Posted by: Bob in Southeast Loudoun ()
Date: August 30, 2010 09:56AM

"Cars" is also a great exemplar of a rare sub-genre: Songs for which the writer ran out of lyrics, but the music is so good the song just keeps going as an instrumental.

Another great one of these is "Dirty Water."

Re: Best Bad Songs
Posted by: Capt. Obvious ()
Date: August 30, 2010 11:07AM


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Date: August 30, 2010 07:51PM


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Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 01, 2010 08:37PM


Re: Best Bad Songs
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 01, 2010 08:40PM

best white nationalist girl-group, Prussian Blue with "I'll Bleed For You"


Re: Best Bad Songs
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: September 01, 2010 11:21PM


Re: Best Bad Songs
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 02, 2010 12:06AM

as featured on The Don and Mike Show, it's Sweden's top Elvis impersonator, Eilert Pilarm!


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