Don't forget flowers. Women can get really angry.

Man it's like 1 deg. outside. I wonder how china made weather ballon not go limp and fall. How do they keep their balloon up?

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I never go limp. I’m always up.h

My wife doesn't want flowers. She wants 1 of those corny hearts full of chocolates like you buy at CVS. She doesn't even want 1 from an expensive candy shop, she specifically said 1 like they have at CVS. OK. I've been doing it for years. She goes somewhere & buys this black lingerie for her to wear & pink for me. Then she puts on my makeup & perfume & has me model the lingerie for her while she munches on the candy.

When she's happy with that, it's time to burn up the bedsheets. I have to leave my pink lingerie on & heels. When we're done & it's time to fall asleep, she lets me take the heels off but I have to sleep in the lingerie. I have to get up early the next morning to clean off what's left of the makeup. That's tough when you spent half the night banging away.