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Does anyone here practice paganism?
Posted by: Valhalla ()
Date: January 04, 2023 08:16PM

I am a Norse neopagan and regularly worship and pray to Thor. The abrahamic religions seem very cucked and atheists are usually democrats or queers.

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Re: Does anyone here practice paganism?
Posted by: Cliftonistas aman El Diablo ()
Date: January 04, 2023 08:42PM

You would fit in well in the satanic little town of Clifton. You have to be into witchcraft in order to live there and worship to Wiccan dirties. They also practice child rape and sacrifices there.

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Re: Does anyone here practice paganism?
Posted by: Hambeastiality ()
Date: January 04, 2023 08:52PM

The Hambeast herself; Megan Elizabeth Toomey aka Megan Price, is a witch.

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Re: Does anyone here practice paganism?
Posted by: Kissimmee ()
Date: January 04, 2023 08:57PM

Wonder if there are La-z-boy recliners in Valhalla?

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Re: Does anyone here practice paganism?
Posted by: Odin ()
Date: January 24, 2023 08:00PM

Valhalla Wrote:
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> I am a Norse neopagan and regularly worship and
> pray to Thor. The abrahamic religions seem very
> cucked and atheists are usually democrats or
> queers.


Poser. All real worshipers of Norse gods were at my Yule celebration. I did not see you there.

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Re: Does anyone here practice paganism?
Posted by: Solstice ()
Date: January 24, 2023 10:28PM

I sacrificed a chicken at the clock tower in Lorton. Will be there again in June.

We barbecued the chicken on a hibachi and washed it down with some nice cold brews

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Re: Does anyone here practice paganism?
Posted by: see you all at ()
Date: January 24, 2023 11:08PM

Odin Wrote:
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> Valhalla Wrote:
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> > I am a Norse neopagan and regularly worship and
> > pray to Thor. The abrahamic religions seem very
> > cucked and atheists are usually democrats or
> > queers.
>
>
> Poser. All real worshipers of Norse gods were atAll
> my Yule celebration. I did not see you there.


Wicker Man 2023.

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