It’s regrettable, yet as a human being food can be tempting. That Turkey looks so delicious. The smells of squash and mashed potatoes. Pumpkin pie with its fresh scent. You get trapped by all of the trimmings, and indulge happily.’

Yet your bowels will be punished severely for this. Your groan throne will be tested. Midwives will work tirelessly, as you scream and your toes grab the tile grout. I wake up this morning hurting. This time of year is difficult for the bowel trodden.

I would like to apologize to the folks working at the sewage treatment plant today. Most of what you've seen in the last few hours has been from me and it's been awful.

Completely sympathize with everyone's plight. Wishing I had consumed more of the (healthier?) green bean casserole and much less of the cornbread stuffing and buttery mashers. Off from work through the weekend offering additional recovery time and have initiated a twofold increase of H2O hydration to rid myself of an oversized geode.

I tried to not eat too much yesterday. Only had a few slices of Turkey, one bowl of mashed potatoes, 2 rolls, large serving of peas and carrots, 2 slices of pumpkin pie. Only been on the groan throne for 2 hours this morning. Not too bad.

Does anyone know if the aforementioned "Midwives" service is covered
under the Medicare Advantage Plan?

User name Brown Onion needs psychiatric treatment. It is painfully obvious from his outrageous write ups.

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> Does anyone know if the aforementioned "Midwives"
> service is covered
> under the Medicare Advantage Plan?

Midwives is covered, but if you want Dolly Parton or other celebrities to sing for you, it is not covered.

Man I ate a lot yesterday. Now I am going to Roy Rogers for a couple bacon cheesburgeres with a 3 piece chicken biscuits and two large fries. My bowels got this!

Several hurried trips featuring frothy jets of shit today. This is going to take a few days to iron out.