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IPA Farts Are Killing My Sex Life
Posted by: Sleep Farter King ()
Date: November 23, 2022 10:30PM

The smell is killing my boners and drying up vaginas for miles around my home. Help me Jesus (not the landscaper),

Re: IPA Farts Are Killing My Sex Life
Posted by: Billy Burrito ()
Date: November 23, 2022 10:33PM

Start eating at Tippys Taco, that’ll make it even worse.

Re: IPA Farts Are Killing My Sex Life
Posted by: Care-In ()
Date: November 23, 2022 10:37PM

Try Savignon Blanc from Northern Clifton.

Re: IPA Farts Are Killing My Sex Life
Posted by: Sauvignon ()
Date: November 24, 2022 02:17PM

Care-In Wrote:
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> Try Savignon Blanc from Northern Clifton.


Spell it correctly.

But you're right; people should drink wine.
Beer is for trumptardz.

Re: IPA Farts Are Killing My Sex Life
Posted by: Kill Shot ()
Date: November 24, 2022 04:08PM

Sam Adams lager farts are way worse.

Re: IPA Farts Are Killing My Sex Life
Posted by: W7XG7 ()
Date: November 24, 2022 04:26PM

Stop drinking grapefruit beer. If you want beer, order it. If you want grapefruit juice order that. Make up your mind.

Grapefruit beer is for rump rangers.

Re: IPA Farts Are Killing My Sex Life
Posted by: Mohammed Funktown ()
Date: November 25, 2022 09:37PM

The women in Virginia are ugly. You don’t want sex with them.

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