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My bowels hurt
Posted by: Hambeast Onion ()
Date: June 25, 2022 03:20PM

Watching abortion become illegal, and weapons of war legal, I’m not happy this week. I hope President Biden will put out an executive order immediately! My bowels hurt due to this.

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Re: My bowels hurt
Posted by: boiled. onion ()
Date: June 25, 2022 03:32PM

At 11 this morning I went to Wendy's and ate a triple with cheese two bacon double stacks two large fries a 6 piece spicy nuggs and a large frosty. My bowels are dealing with that right now.

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Re: My bowels hurt
Posted by: pigtails ()
Date: June 25, 2022 03:45PM

Did you try the new strawberry Frosty?

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Re: My bowels hurt
Posted by: transgender onion ()
Date: June 25, 2022 04:04PM

I went to Wendy's to see if they would say anything about me using the mens and ladies room. They were cool with it so I will keep eating there on Thursdays.

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Re: My bowels hurt
Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: June 25, 2022 09:11PM

Going to IHOP tomorrow for brunch, my bowels can handle it.

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Re: My bowels hurt
Posted by: boiled. onion ()
Date: June 26, 2022 06:02AM

Golden Coral in Manassas opens at 7 am and I am going to be standing at the door when they open. My bowels will be challenged today!

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Re: My bowels hurt
Posted by: CHOCHOA ()
Date: June 26, 2022 07:05AM

Hi JP!

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Re: My bowels hurt
Posted by: toasted onion ()
Date: June 26, 2022 09:13AM

I have been eating cans of reduced sodium solid white tuna with baby carrots and tomato slices along with a nice crisp apple. That is a very healthy yet inexpensive meal.

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Re: My bowels hurt
Posted by: Golden corral is dirty ()
Date: June 26, 2022 09:13AM

Bruh never go to golden corral, you have any idea how many kids there Never wash hands, never mind the buffet, that's like letting a dog lick your face after he licks his asshole

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Re: My bowels hurt
Posted by: I release my bowels doin this... ()
Date: June 26, 2022 09:16AM

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Re: My bowels hurt
Posted by: Drinking creek water ()
Date: June 26, 2022 09:16AM

But this coming from guy that drinks from creek water on real hot days, even some Hispanic men called me a dumb ass

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Re: My bowels hurt
Posted by: boiled. onion ()
Date: June 26, 2022 09:18AM

Golden corral is dirty Wrote:
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> Bruh never go to golden corral, you have any idea
> how many kids there Never wash hands, never mind
> the buffet, that's like letting a dog lick your
> face after he licks his asshole

You are right. The only way to go is to get there just before they open so you can get to the food before all the Manassholians have breathed all over the food.

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Re: My bowels hurt
Posted by: Boiled onion your right on ()
Date: June 26, 2022 03:06PM

Yea maybe people ought go there have a mandatory washing hands and then go there instead grocery shopping at restaurants after frozen food ruined

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Re: My bowels hurt
Posted by: My bowels are releasing.....NOW! ()
Date: June 26, 2022 04:25PM

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Re: My bowels hurt
Posted by: OMG! Thar fur ball won't passss! ()
Date: June 26, 2022 04:35PM

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Re: My bowels hurt
Posted by: boiled. onion ()
Date: June 27, 2022 04:46PM

Leaving work soon,going to see what little ceaser has that is hot n ready. two pizzas and two wings would be good for tonight's dinner.

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Re: My bowels hurt
Posted by: Taco Tuesday Onion! ()
Date: June 28, 2022 08:05PM

boiled. onion Wrote:
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> Leaving work soon,going to see what little ceaser
> has that is hot n ready. two pizzas and two wings
> would be good for tonight's dinner.
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Re: My bowels hurt
Posted by: 5am guy. ()
Date: June 29, 2022 04:49AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy is going to be working 12 hour shifts over the holiday weekend. The added stress of 12 hour shifts cause 5am guy to have bowel trouble.

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