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Those cupcake lips look like they have been baked around the edges many, many times by a high coefficient of friction over a sizable skin surface area. I tasted barf in my mouth just looking at the religiously symbolic STD sprinkles.
Needless to say that is a lot of unwanted sugar with way to many carbs hidden underneath. Too many steps required on my Fitbit to eat that after ripping a few bong hits before breakfast.