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Has Meade Skelton ever known the touch of a woman?
Posted by: D’Pill ()
Date: May 12, 2022 09:17PM

If not, we need to take action to correct this. I think many of Meade’s problems would go away the instant he slacks his thirst for carnal pleasures.

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Re: Has Meade Skelton ever known the touch of a woman?
Posted by: Haram of Meade ()
Date: May 12, 2022 11:45PM

You must be joking. Meade has a proverbial harem of beautiful maidens who love to be ravished by the virile Meade whose sexual appetites are legendary. Meade is considered a prolific lover and women who have been bedded by them count their lucky starts for being so well acquainted with well endowed member.

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Re: Has Meade Skelton ever known the touch of a woman?
Posted by: Meade is a limp wrist... ()
Date: May 13, 2022 12:18AM

All manly men have limp wrists.


I guess that makes Meade one of the manliest men ever!
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Re: Has Meade Skelton ever known the touch of a woman?
Posted by: 343h54 ()
Date: May 13, 2022 10:04AM

I spend a huge amount of my childhood programming so I'd have a future (i quit music). And the technology was terrible it continuall "rebooted". Gave up music and other things believing that somehow by working during childhood i'd have prepared for a job that paid. I was lied to.

(infact at the time it wasn't a popular job - it wasn't until the Clinton years it became very popular: and damn gov workers who had 0 training and no degree were getting paid ALLOT OF MONEY to do it, Clinton also handed out friends $1,000,000 to $2,000,000 contract per website to "host a little gov data". handed out Y2K bills including overseas. fucking bastards. it became that people used welfare and gov money to devlope private programs (for sale) without employement: highly illegal when i was a kid. clinton years many did it. i was horrified they'd develop software without working for a company. it was illegal. in my day we'd have been shot for doing that - but during clinton 1/2 of euorope was doing it. what i had been doign was training to be properly employed: BUT WITH ALL THE CHEATING - it all went to waste. no one was hiring qualified persons they ONLY hired cousins, IRS turnthroughs, politically, and so on: a game democrats are still today doing)

I spent most of my "play time" as a child practicing to be employed on a terrible OS (MS DOS) (to find later other OS didn't always reboot nor did the same PC - wholey Microsoft's fault and theft of my childhood time - continual reboots). I used my play money to upgrade DOS it was the same crap that continually locked up, due to lies.

I later found out that these CHEATERS who hacked private software and WERE NOT EMPLOYED? They all ended up getting government grants - they all had ties to endless supply of CORRUPT MONEY. microsoft, Google, Ubuntu, Redhat - all those fuckers. None of them had worked hard to be employed. They'd all hacked without employment, "privatized government code", and ATTACKED USERS by tryign to entrap others to (reverse enginieerign - delete competitor's code by digital warfare techniques to prevent their code from being compatible - perverting standards - deleting compatibility intently). THESE CHEATERS had wrecked private and public software and were living it up despite also having lost on the shelf-place market (supposedly, legally, in usa what decides who the real winners are, also which supposedly allows lawsuits for anti-competition).

Microsoft? bribed congress had it's own employees serve as judges in anti-competition cases against microsoft - outsourced to hindus.

MEAD YOUR ASS IS JOKING AROUND - LIKE YOUR LOL'ING AROUND AND IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT YOU DONT' MEED WOMEN

(the actual case: it takes money - allot of money - which in a Biden economy in a democrat state means "government job")

I WORKED MY ASS OFF - ON BAD EQUIPMENT DUE TO LIES - ONLY TO FIND OUT DEMOCRATS WERE GOING TO PISS ON MY GRAVE

I'M NOT GOING TO LET IT FLY THAT EASY


DROP DEAD DEMOCRATS

I MEAN THAT


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Re: Has Meade Skelton ever known the touch of a woman?
Posted by: 343hg34 ()
Date: May 13, 2022 10:09AM


i spend HUGE amounts of my childhood on a PC "learning to do computer related work"

1/2 OF THAT TIME WAS WAITING FOR RE-BOOT

What do you think i was thinking when I learned that Microsoft knew of the problems and had rejected fixes - that the company had intently harbored and pushed code they knew was defective?

1/2 of most of my free time in childhood spend on reboots

for problems they knew were wrong and had rejected fixes for to avoid payment


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Re: Has Meade Skelton ever known the touch of a woman?
Posted by: Shelly from Inside Meade ()
Date: May 13, 2022 10:18AM

No, Meade think women are gross.

Meade had a crush some girl he was riding horses with and wrote her some letter. The father told Meade to stay away from his daughter.

I think Meade is the typical close gay conservative. Meade even admits he has female personality called Shelly.

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Re: Has Meade Skelton ever known the touch of a woman?
Posted by: 3gy5h544 ()
Date: May 13, 2022 10:21AM

after using CHRISMAS MONEY for 3 "MICROSOFT UPGRADES", loosing out on childhood getting ROBBED

i was in highschool had gathered evidence the OS was at fault and could be fixed (that on online help from unix hackers who left clues for me i'd been robbed)

(infact - rants against the company were common back then - they became "illegal" when microsoft got control - that fucking bitch. i could kill him: he lost in the market the got in control through government bribes and government contracts)

IN HIGHSCHOOL, I BEGAN CODING MY OWN OS. LIKE LINUS TORVALDS BUT YEARS EARLIER. I THEN DID "fully multitasking multiprocessor" leanring and coding.


HOWEVER - i was in highschool and Torvalds was already a hired swedish professor who'd had a head start. Learning he'd already done a full release and was #paid, my project was killed. so i continued study**


** at the time i still believed it was ILLEGAL to code privately owned applications without a job.

infact - it was democrats who were threatening in the media that INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY should never be cheated, that getting it illegally was a serious crime and tax fraud. THAT IS WHY I STUDIED, WHICH WAS LEGAL, BUT DID NOT HOARD OR "try to become rich writing software".

IT WAS ILLEGAL

. THE BILL CLINTON gov - who was continually cheating software contracts (i found in retrospect, like y2k) WHERE THREATENING PEOPLE, WHILE their own "family and friends" were taking over the industry using govenrment money.

TODAY MICROSOFT IS USING GNU/FREE code and selling it to others - not even checking for viruses in code they are updating PCs with

DEMOCRATS ARE ALWAYS


and allowing foreigners access to download files in USA though (security holes, government spying, police tools, whatever - spy tools)


THERE HAS TO BE RETRIBUTION FOR WHAT THESE PEOPLE DID. AND NO SMALL RETRIBUTION. ALL THESE "delete your reality replace it with my own" abusers of governent money / authority

THEY THREATENED MY LIFE - THEY RAN OFF WITH A KILLING.

AND ALL OF IT IS EASILY PROVEN


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Re: Has Meade Skelton ever known the touch of a woman?
Posted by: 344hgh45 ()
Date: May 13, 2022 10:24AM

YOU ALSO WEREN'T ALLOWED TO STUDY ON WELFARE

YOU WERE ONLY ALLOWED TO WORK - AND THAT I DID

(although i had issued finding work - and disability - a long story that's un-related, except until bad economy and cheating democrats get consider - then it would "lack of jobs since Clinton" end up tying together to be relevant)

I FOUND OUT LATER DEMOCRATS WERE GOING TO COLLEGE ON WELFARE

CHEATING THE SYSTEM

DOING ALL THE THINGS THEY ADVERTISED AND THREATED OTHERS NOT TO DO

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Re: Has Meade Skelton ever known the touch of a woman?
Posted by: 3gyh54 ()
Date: May 13, 2022 10:30AM

but anyway - self study TO BE EMPLOYED while you were un-employed was not considered "as illegal".


POSSESION OF INTELLECTUAL PRODUCTION / COMPETITIVE PRODUCT MADE WHILE UN-EMPLOYED - WAS ILLEGAL AND THREATENED AS ILLEGAL PRODUCTION, UN-AUTHORIZED PRODUCTION - JAILTIME STUFF


and there weren't media threats against "study" - infact it was what Microsoft and publishers, news, and others were pushing for: STUDY "to work for major companies" BUT NO COMPETITIVE PRODUCTS PRODUCED "unless you were employed, paying rent, and it was your own money you were using" (which for me, never came in a lifetime - and they knew that - all those threats were fucking lies)

________________________

THESE PEOPLE USED THREATS THEFT AND WEAPONS TO GET WHERE THEY ARE

THEY NEED TO PAY FOR WHAT THEY DID

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Re: Has Meade Skelton ever known the touch of a woman?
Posted by: 3gt4h54 ()
Date: May 13, 2022 10:30AM

little red riding hood

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Re: Has Meade Skelton ever known the touch of a woman?
Posted by: 34rt4gy453 ()
Date: May 13, 2022 11:03AM

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thousands of hours of my childhood - wasted due to fraud

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THESE TWO THREATENED OTHERS AND CHEATED TO GET WHERE THEY GOT. HILLARY FOR PRISON 2024

MEANWHILE - clinton was outsourcing the country's electronics to CHINA - and Gates helped him do it - even stole nVIDIA technology (which was a federal crime at the time) and was sued for doing it

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so a Swedish professor (i had no idea how young he was or i'd maybe have challenged him - no wikipedia back then) wrote linux. unix was becoming cheaper. back then there was still Sun Micro

BUT GATES AND CLINTON KILLED THEM OFF TOO. THE FUTURE AND PROMISE - IE, OF GUARANTEED CODE COMPILING COMPATIBILITY - turned to a lie, an attacked company who ceeded to sell out and have only "binary compatibility with service calls" (total crap in other words)

AND TODAY - THEY ARE KILLING IN UKRAINE - AS THEY DID IN THE 1990'S

it's the same people doing it


so - i knew (was told) private software production on welfare was illegal - it was an ADVERTISED SO CALLED FACT.

but i also knew things were corrupt i'd began writing my own OS simply because my machine rebooted so much and i believed it was not the machine - but evil at play - AND I WAS RIGHT and prove it (not only did my code run without reboots, linus's later and others did on the same machine)

I READ THE LAWS, STUDIED LAW SOME (but clinton had taken USA law off-line, said it was proprietary and illegal to post)

DURING CLINTON, BUSH AND HIS DELL GOVERNMENT TAKEOVER (BUSH WAS A DEMOCRTAT NOT A REPUBLICAN - most dell is made in china and the contracts were corrupt and his newphew got $1,000,000 chinese contract)

UNIX PROFESSORS WERE FIRED

UNIX CODE WAS "SEIZED BY EUROPE AND CHINA", HIDEN AND BURRIED, AND TURNED INTO A FREE FOR ALL - WHICH DURING OBAMA BECAME CONTROLLED SOLEY BY CHINA AND UK. But they stole the free work made it proprietary, the little scum balls. They screwed over the systems to lock others out from competing by (engineering methods i cant' here discuss but have already physically proven and released).

USA'S "Berkely BSD" ($20,000 a copy when they stole it) became DOMINATED and "offered only by" DUTCH, who IP block American users when they try to use it.

NASA WAS SHUT DOWN IN USA BUT OPENED IN CHINA - where much of that technology they are charging for came from (ie, gcc)

microsoft also got control in linux, put in hacks to "fuck them over, make them not a competitor"

MAY THEY ROT IN HELL


clinton had taken USA law off-line, said it was proprietary and illegal to post. wanted $2,000 per cd


but i studied corruption, the corporations, the laws

i eventually found out that all of it was corrupt, that the leaders had been outsourcing

but i found out they'd been taking CHINESE BRIBES to "take a dive, to intently screw over the USA"

i also found out they intently target americans - personally target them - the asians do



when i see a young millenial with a good job who mocks people, some rich asian german who lost the war and is "deleting my stuff"

who has time to fuck around and find women when young and gets great pay and does crap work "that isn't publicly accessible"

who's dad is a democrat

i get super pissed. for good reasons.

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Re: Has Meade Skelton ever known the touch of a woman?
Posted by: 4uy6jk5y57 ()
Date: May 13, 2022 11:08AM

the Made in USA companies - they were penalized ... outsourced to china BUT NOT PAID - the outsources were Gates Clinton and Democrats who didn't pay and work for the technology

(oscilloscopes to - a kind of american tradition to design an make - now totally china design and make. usa can't even make electronics anymore hardly. ALL DUE TO CLINTON AND HIS OPEN CHECKBOOK FOR SCHOOLS POLITICIES, THE CORRUPTION THE FEUDAL WARS, THE LYING, THEFT, OUTSOURCING)

USA companies like Solaris, Irix, evne IBM (and NASA - the taxpayer) were robbed by Gates and Clinton CHINA, AND NOT PAID

the people who got paid WERE NOT THE PEOPLE who actually did the BENEFICIAL work. most of the following work: HACK ATTACKS to "make a domination matrix to insure non-Microsoft people didn't get in" so the "chinese could work without competition" in the future

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Re: Has Meade Skelton ever known the touch of a woman?
Posted by: 34r4tgh ()
Date: May 13, 2022 11:15AM

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What is their jobs? To run over white women with robots? Design electric vehicle factory then hand it over to china using USA grant money?

To outsource NASA to china using USA's grant money? An Clinton Obama objective?

To make sure USA products can't be found on amazon due to spam robots?

IS THE CHINESE WHY THESE TWO ARE IN POWER ??

And gates - gave India hindus power of microsoft and google and built headquarters in russia and china (who, btw, are loyal hindus who hate usa and are tied to hindu military)?

WHO THE HELL ARE THESE PEOPLE? NO ONE TRUSTED THEM. EVERYONE SUED THEM. SO WHY ARE THEY STILL RUNNIGN AROUND WITH MONEY?

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Re: Has Meade Skelton ever known the touch of a woman?
Posted by: 34t4hg34 ()
Date: May 13, 2022 11:18AM

do you realize OBAMA and BIDEN have been rapidly developign "NASA NEWS" ...

showing woke CRT millenials as astronaughts

BUT THERE IS NO SPACE SHUTTLE, AND USA is ... not at the Russian Space station that often anymore ?

search online - you'll see 100 photos of supposed OBAMA woke astronaughts

i would bet none of them have been to the Russian space station

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Re: Has Meade Skelton ever known the touch of a woman?
Posted by: 56ukj7 ()
Date: May 13, 2022 11:20AM

NASA HAD IT'S FUNDING BALLS CUT OFF - WHOLE CITIES CLOSED DOORS in Florida and Texas (both republican states by the way)

Europe and Asia began sending teams of "collaborators" to take over mission centers to launch smaller rockets while Japan and China built shuttles and Russian made "the space station"

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Re: Has Meade Skelton ever known the touch of a woman?
Posted by: Stupid question ()
Date: May 13, 2022 08:31PM

Before Meade met his beautiful famous blonde fiancée, he slept with a different beautiful woman every night. Meade was known as the Cocksman of Richmond in his wild and crazy days.
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Re: Has Meade Skelton ever known the touch of a woman?
Posted by: Gettem ()
Date: May 13, 2022 09:07PM

Sure, Meade has 13 inch dick. Big dicked white boy, rare

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Re: Has Meade Skelton ever known the touch of a woman?
Posted by: Ain’t that a bitch ()
Date: May 13, 2022 09:32PM

Gettem Wrote:
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> Sure, Meade has 13 inch dick. Big dicked white
> boy, rare


That would actually make so much sense. God has a sense of humor and manifests this in the physical world very often. Meade is probably packing some major inches, but he’s shy and horrible with people and probably couldn’t get it up without the help of cialis due to his obesity. I bet Meade in his day could have been getting so much snatch if he’d gotten his shit together.

Truly a Greek tragedy.

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Re: Has Meade Skelton ever known the touch of a woman?
Posted by: Needs to cut loose ()
Date: May 13, 2022 09:40PM

My advice to Meade would be is to cut loose, have a good time. Not everything is evil, Baptist!,never change!

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Re: Has Meade Skelton ever known the touch of a woman?
Posted by: Meade pride month ()
Date: June 21, 2022 11:37AM

It’s more likely Meade is more interested in knowing the touch of a member of the same sex, if we’re being honest.

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Re: Has Meade Skelton ever known the touch of a woman?
Posted by: Look at it this way... ()
Date: June 21, 2022 12:44PM

Needs to cut loose Wrote:
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> My advice to Meade would be is to cut loose, have
> a good time. Not everything is evil,
> Baptist!,never change!

Meade's conversion was kind of sour grapes inspired.


Meade became a baptist after he realized that he was too fat and unattractive to ever find anyone willing to have sex with him...at least not for free.

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Re: Has Meade Skelton ever known the touch of a woman?
Posted by: Reverend Lloyd Meechum... ()
Date: June 21, 2022 01:31PM

Meade is not going to Hell due to fornication.

However, Meade is going to Hell due to his Vainglory, gluttony, greed, envy, and sloth.
Meade might as well start fornicating. It isn't like his afterlife is going to be any better for him than where he is now.

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Re: Has Meade Skelton ever known the touch of a woman?
Posted by: Meade is extremely handsome ()
Date: June 21, 2022 01:43PM

Look at it this way... Wrote:
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> Needs to cut loose Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My advice to Meade would be is to cut loose,
> have
> > a good time. Not everything is evil,
> > Baptist!,never change!
>
> Meade's conversion was kind of sour grapes
> inspired.
>
>
> Meade became a baptist after he realized that he
> was too fat and unattractive to ever find anyone
> willing to have sex with him...at least not for
> free.


He looks like a young Jerry Lewis !

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Re: Has Meade Skelton ever known the touch of a woman?
Posted by: Fat, Frumpy, Fem in his forties ()
Date: June 21, 2022 02:32PM

Everyone says Meade might not be bad looking if he actually lost weight.

Though it is true, that a person as fat as Meade is unattractive due to their weight alone, the point is moot.

Meade will never be a healthy weight.

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Re: Has Meade Skelton ever known the touch of a woman?
Posted by: Graceland ()
Date: June 21, 2022 10:44PM

There will be a whole bunch of Elvis groupies waiting for Meade after his concert at Graceland. It will be like a Roman orgy

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Re: Has Meade Skelton ever known the touch of a woman?
Posted by: Are you kidding? ()
Date: June 21, 2022 11:24PM

Graceland Wrote:
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> There will be a whole bunch of Elvis groupies
> waiting for Meade after his concert at Graceland.
> It will be like a Roman orgy


The Elvis groupies will be at concerts indoors going off with twenty-something guys that remind them of Elvis in he was young and thin.


They will ignore the forty-something guy busking on the street corner who is reminiscent of Elvis in his fat old phase.

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Re: Has Meade Skelton ever known the touch of a woman?
Posted by: TT Boy ()
Date: June 22, 2022 02:53AM

Barry Williams hooked up Meade with a bunch of groupies at Branson. Meade lays a lot of pipe.

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Re: Has Meade Skelton ever known the touch of a woman?
Posted by: What are you talking about now? ()
Date: June 22, 2022 11:14AM

TT Boy Wrote:
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> Barry Williams hooked up Meade with a bunch of
> groupies at Branson. Meade lays a lot of pipe.


Barry Williams Branson's show was canceled years ago, Meade has never been to Branson. Those of us who have heard Meade sing can take solace in the fact that his imaginary Branson shows are less cringeworthy than his real shows...if he ever plays another one again. At least we still have his lifestreams. You know the ones...where Meade's voice gets tired sounding and gaspy after two songs and he promises to be in better voice next time.

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Re: Has Meade Skelton ever known the touch of a woman?
Posted by: The long days wane... ()
Date: June 22, 2022 11:28AM

Pavarotti got fat and sang into his sixties because he knew how to take care of an aging voice.

Meade just got fat and thought he and his voices were still young. Meade could no longer do an entire show even if was booked for one.

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Re: Has Meade Skelton ever known the touch of a woman?
Posted by: Meademania ()
Date: June 22, 2022 08:33PM

The last Meade concert I was at, I was amazed at the number of women flashing him their tits!

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Re: Has Meade Skelton ever known the touch of a woman?
Posted by: Ita Buttrose ()
Date: June 24, 2022 12:15AM

I heard he had an affair with Lauren Holly. He had many nights in his trailer with her during the filming of A Field of Lost Shoes.

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Re: Has Meade Skelton ever known the touch of a woman?
Posted by: Those are good... ()
Date: June 24, 2022 12:36AM

Ita Buttrose Wrote:
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> I heard he had an affair with Lauren Holly. He
> had many nights in his trailer with her during the
> filming of A Field of Lost Shoes.


That rumor has been debunked.

The rumor of David Arquette and the glory hole seems to have legs.

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