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Will I pass employment drug test?
Posted by: Kacist ()
Date: July 29, 2010 11:30PM

Sorry, I know this isn't an exciting or even interesting post but I would appreciate any input you guys might have.

I literally smoked pot every day for every day since 2003 with the exception of maybe 60 days in the time period.

I stopped smoking on July 11th so when I wake up tomorrow (friday) it will be my 20th day.

Given your experience with piss tests for employment, do you think I'll be able to pass one?

Since the 11th, all I've been drinking is water and I've been working out and running a lot.

Thanks

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Re: Will I pass employment drug test?
Posted by: cunt ()
Date: July 29, 2010 11:36PM

I know people who've smoked the day before the drug test and still passed but I wouldn't recommend it obviously. I believe it usually takes around a week to get weed out of your system but since you sound like you smoke a lot it might take longer than your casual user. You'll probably be fine, don't worry too much about it.

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Re: Will I pass employment drug test?
Posted by: dick ()
Date: July 29, 2010 11:37PM

yeah dont worry cuz the more you WORRY the more THC will be in your body!!!!!!

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Re: Will I pass employment drug test?
Posted by: Kacist ()
Date: July 29, 2010 11:42PM

Dick- I'll keep that in mind.

Cunt- Appreciate your input.

I'm not trying to spend $40-$60 on a cleansing drink.

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Re: Will I pass employment drug test?
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: July 29, 2010 11:58PM

Smoked blunt day before piss test. Morning of the piss test I had one of those 64 oz sodas from Burger King -downed the whole thing fast. My piss came out nice and light colored. I pissed on my finger for good luck (suposedly if you dip your finger in bleach it will screw up the results)

and I passed, still feeling stoned from the day before.

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Re: Will I pass employment drug test?
Posted by: Kacist ()
Date: July 30, 2010 01:26AM

Does anyone have experience with the drinks from GNC?

If so, do you remember what it was called?

I've heard there are some that make your piss look off colored and suspicious looking. I'd like to avoid that if at all possible.

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Re: Will I pass employment drug test?
Posted by: cunt ()
Date: July 30, 2010 01:47AM

Kacist Wrote:
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> Does anyone have experience with the drinks from
> GNC?
>
> If so, do you remember what it was called?
>
> I've heard there are some that make your piss look
> off colored and suspicious looking. I'd like to
> avoid that if at all possible.

I really wouldn't waste money on that shit. If you've really been clean for 20 days or whatever you should be fine. Just keep drinking lots of fluids (water/juice). Odds are that its already out of your system...

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Re: Will I pass employment drug test?
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: July 30, 2010 02:06AM

Kacist Wrote:
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> I literally smoked pot every day for every day
> since 2003 with the exception of maybe 60 days in
> the time period.


i think if you explain this to your employer they will excuse your failing the "piss test"


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Will I pass employment drug test?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 30, 2010 02:56AM

just use the Whizzinator.
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Re: Will I pass employment drug test?
Posted by: Elle Diabla ()
Date: July 30, 2010 11:06AM

You've probably already had the test done today, but if you haven't and you have taken in a ton of water, you cold run the chance of peeing too clearly. I've heard that if you take a vitamin B tab or 3, it will inject more color into your urine.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/30/2010 11:06AM by Elle Diabla.

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Re: Will I pass employment drug test?
Posted by: Firrat ()
Date: July 30, 2010 11:12AM

Kacist Wrote:
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> Dick- I'll keep that in mind.
>
> Cunt- Appreciate your input.
>
> I'm not trying to spend $40-$60 on a cleansing
> drink.


that $40-$60 will pay itself back.

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Re: Will I pass employment drug test?
Posted by: Elle Diabla ()
Date: July 30, 2010 11:17AM

Or, you could just buy a drug test kit and test yourself...

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Re: Will I pass employment drug test?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 30, 2010 11:20AM

Elle Diabla Wrote:
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> You've probably already had the test done today,
> but if you haven't and you have taken in a ton of
> water, you cold run the chance of peeing too
> clearly. I've heard that if you take a vitamin B
> tab or 3, it will inject more color into your
> urine.




Yes, B will make your urine bright yellow. I used to take water pills that had a shitload of vitamin B and it would leave my urine yellow no matter how much water I drank.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Will I pass employment drug test?
Posted by: Kacist ()
Date: July 30, 2010 01:55PM

Thanks for the input people, I appreciate it.

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Re: Will I pass employment drug test?
Posted by: K to the P ()
Date: July 30, 2010 07:28PM

it really all depends, if you smoke occasionally you should have it out of your system in 1-2 weeks. The THC is stored in fat cells so if you work out alot you can actually sweat it out. Another thing i would try (in fact its how i passed my drug test at work) is stopping at vitamin shop and getting one of the "detox" drinks. I dont know the brand name but its "purple flavor". It tastes like asshole but it worked... i smoked the day before and i passed. Just make sure you take it a few hours before hand, because you will piss orange for about an hour.

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