The ham and sides will be in the fridge soon. I dread Christmas as my bowels are punished.

Hambeast Onion Wrote:
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> The ham and sides will be in the fridge soon. I
> dread Christmas as my bowels are punished.


Eat something else then

Hambeast Onion Wrote:
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> The ham and sides will be in the fridge soon. I
> dread Christmas as my bowels are punished.
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You're gonna have the turkey talkback, the stuffing splatter, the potato poots, the yam slams, the bean borts, the corn creaks, the gravy gurgles, the cranberry crappers, and so much more. House gonna be smellin stinky.

Pooter McGee Wrote:
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> You're gonna have the turkey talkback, the
> stuffing splatter, the potato poots, the yam
> slams, the bean borts, the corn creaks, the gravy
> gurgles, the cranberry crappers, and so much more.
> House gonna be smellin stinky.


That aroma is the best part of the holiday...No, it is the best part of the year. Then we all crowd into Brown Onion's bathroom and take turns making deposits and rating the turds the way the Olympic judges rate the gymnasts.

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