Unless I absolutely have to. I urinate out in the backyard and sometimes will pinch a loaf out there too. If I gotta shit, I walk down to the park which is only a 3 minute walk away to drop my deuce, wipe and then bug out.

I meant inside

Just run a garden hose through the wall of your bathroom to outside and attach a funnel on the inside end. I haven't peed in a home toilet for over 40 years.

I usually piss in the bathtub. It’s basically a second toilet.

Curbs work well for peeing and shitting.

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> I usually piss in the bathtub. It’s basically a
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I just snake my dong out the bathroom window and pee on the hydrangeas. They like it.

I just piss and shit wherever. Out in the street, in front of the courthouse even in front of a congresswoman’s mansion!

I usu. pee in my trash can. I'm too lazy to walk upstairs to the bathroom, so I just pee in the trash can. When it's time to change the bag, I do it outside, so in case the bag leaks, I don't dribble piss all over the carpet.

I'm really too lazy to even change the bag, but I gotta do that b|c I don't want trash to pile up in my house. It would smell even worse if I let that happen. The house smells bad enough anyhow, b|c every time I got to go poo, I get these toilet bowl cracking smellofarts. The smell lingers from those farts.

At 8106 strath road.

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I went to a party in H.S. where boys were doing that so they wouldn't have to wait in line to pee. It made me laff, by the end of the night there would be one boy peeing in the toilet and two or three into the bathtub.

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> I usually piss in the bathtub. It’s basically a
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And then stomp it down the drain

Peeing in your yard regularly keeps unwanted pests like skunks and mice away.

I frequently shit myself. A lot of times it runs down both legs and my handler's don't like it.

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> I frequently shit myself. A lot of times it runs
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I'll bet they know when to use an apostrophe, which you clearly do not.

Maybe he meant that the legs of his handlers did not like the shit

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> I'll bet they know when to use an apostrophe,
> which you clearly do not.

Your stupid!

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> > which you clearly do not.
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> Your stupid!


My stupid what?

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You're stupid handler's.
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Look, in my opinion, these are too drastic measures. Do you really need to save so much that you limit yourself in comfortable conditions? I decided to renovate the bathroom, although now my financial situation isn't so good. So I found this website to save some money and not buy a new bath. I believe that your comfort is the most important thing.

This must be the reason Joe Biden shit himself in front of the pope