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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: Madness of the Morenos ()
Date: June 04, 2021 10:46AM

William Moreno Arrest Record


William Robert Moreno
Moreno, William Robert
aliases: Frank Krow, Frank_Krow, Mr. Misery, Miz, jimmylegs, Voodooslut

known associates: Christopher James Tator, Chris Tator, Tator Tots

https://wtvr.com/2015/07/25/richmond-man-at-the-center-of-a-reign-of-terror-cyber-bulling-lawsuit/














William Moreno aka Mr. Misery aka Miz aka Frank Krow is a pedophile. There weren't just one or two posts, but enough to establish a clear and solid pattern. William Moreno also lived with a twice-convicted child molester named Christopher J, Tator, who he helped to evade the sex offender registry requirements. Chris Tator is now back in federal prison.

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William Robert Moreno
some children are very fuckable, let's face it
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/621151/621429.html#msg-621429

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William Robert Moreno
I just fucked a baby in its tight little asshole. And he loved every minute of it.

allegedly.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/656161/656214.html#msg-656214

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William Robert Moreno
I'm about to fuck a baby in his soft spot.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/484700/636834.html#msg-636834

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William Robert Moreno
what, you don't wanna help me fuck this baby? we could do double penetration on this toddler bitch. one in each hole. lookit this little slut. she's just beggin' for it. watta fuckin whore.

suck mah dick bee-yotch.....
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/484700/636852.html#msg-636852

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William Robert Moreno
one time, I was fucking this baby up the ass, it was crying so I started shaking it. It stopped crying, I came inside it, put it back in its crib, then climbed out the window. I wonder what ever happened to that baby.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/484700/636766.html#msg-636766

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William Robert Moreno
I ate out a toddler's asshole tonight.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/484700/636769.html#msg-636769

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William Robert Moreno
hamtaro, wanna help me fuck this baby?
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/484700/632214.html#msg-632214

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William Robert Moreno
I raped a baby
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/621151/625583.html#msg-625583

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William Robert Moreno
just got done fucking this baby......man was he sweet. I gave him a reach-around in his sweet little soft spot. It was soooooooooooooooo hot.

we watched Zooballee Zoo after I finished.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/632140/633879.html#msg-633879

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William Robert Moreno
I just fucked a baby...it was consensual
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/619156/625479.html#msg-625479
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/619156/626553.html#msg-626553

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William Robert Moreno
I wish I could have a baby.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/506690/506705.html#msg-506705

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William Robert Moreno
by the way, I just got done getting a blowjob from a 3 month-old, so I'm all tuckered out........see you guise tomaorrow.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/484700/648453.html#msg-648453

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William Robert Moreno
I don't care if they are underage, I'll still fuck 'em. I'll rape all their highschool boy asses, one by one. I'll cum in each and every one of their gay boy asses, then we'll see who's gay. ... I'll tell ya that much, muchacho!!! I'LL BUTTFUCK EVERY ONE OF YA! 15, 16, 17, DOESN'T MATTER! I'LL ASS-RAPE YOU! I'M A FUCKING MAD MAN! I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES! ASK ANYONE ROUND HERE!
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/637654/637753.html#msg-637753

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William Robert Moreno
like, can you get in trouble in any way for just buying a copy of Tiger Beat? If you were a grown man let's say, and you were slightly overweight and had a beard and large glasses and you look a little funny, and you just went into a Walgreens and bought nothing but a copy of Tiger Beat....and maybe also a box of condoms. Could you get arrested based solely on your purchase? Is that probable cause or something? Or if you bought a Kidz Bop CD. Anything like that. If a grown man bought something of that sort, and he looked a little ugly and odd maybe, could he hypothetically get arrested for that?
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/777495/777618.html#msg-777618

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William Robert Moreno
is it illegal for a grown man to attempt to have a serious conversation with a kindergarten child about politics or religion, if they are not related and just happen to be sitting next to each other on a park bench or something? Is it really illegal?
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/777495/777624.html#msg-777624

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William Robert Moreno
can a grown man and a little girl, unrelated and strangers to each other, have dinner together at a fancy restaurant? Legally? Let's say they meet outside the gym or something and decide to have dinner together, and that's it. That is the extent of the interaction. Is it illegal?
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/777495/777625.html#msg-777625






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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: Michael Basl convicted stalker ()
Date: June 04, 2021 10:47AM


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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: "never posted about her" ()
Date: June 04, 2021 10:48AM

Proof Michael Basl is a liar
Attachments:
Snapchat-450705147 (1).jpg

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ()
Date: June 04, 2021 10:56AM

Miz, you are obsessed Wrote:
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because you added that spurious italic tag.

LMFAO! Sure bitch. Now, what do you have to say for yourself? You have a real time quote from Michael Basl in italics.

Or did I somehow make that a fake post too? ROFL! You're such a stupid ass mother fucker and you ALWAYS get called out on your bullshit. You try so hard to deny REALITY and it never works.

But hey, I'd deny reality too if I lived the life Michael Basl does.

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: peanuts ()
Date: June 04, 2021 10:59AM

You are all nuts

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: Proven Forger ()
Date: June 04, 2021 11:02AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Wrote:
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> Miz, you are obsessed Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> because you added that spurious italic tag.
>
> LMFAO! Sure bitch.

You have created several fake forged eesh posts. You posted one 4 or 5 times yesterday. You evidently have unlimited personal time to devote to eesh-bashing.

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: :) ()
Date: June 04, 2021 11:05AM

I have done nothing of the sort but proven you wrong countless times.

As stated before it really doesn't matter if you say it's fake. He admitted to posting it in court after stupidly admitting to posting as eesh. It was because of that post that he has a two year protective order.

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: were you dropped on your head ()
Date: June 04, 2021 11:08AM

Proven Forger Wrote:
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> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Miz, you are obsessed Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > because you added that spurious italic tag.
> >
> > LMFAO! Sure bitch.
>
> You have created several fake forged eesh posts.
> You posted one 4 or 5 times yesterday. You
> evidently have unlimited personal time to devote
> to eesh-bashing.

can you not click the literal fucking link to the posts quoted by Eesh to see that he italicized the quoted message? Holy fuck you’re stupid

Which personality is this Basl because it’s honestly the stupidest one

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: Basl gets defeated again LOL ()
Date: June 04, 2021 11:22AM

Oh he clicked on the link, alright. He knows he was wrong, as always. He seems to think that anyone besides himself is going to buy that someone took the time out to create an entire thread of posts. Notice he didn't have any explanation on the registered poster having a missing post from their list of 4 on a thread that's been deleted.

He's defeated and grasping at straws or should I say...reaching? LOL does that then turn me into peep from Miz?

Is that the secret password to becoming other posters?

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: An attempt at retard logic ()
Date: June 04, 2021 11:26AM

Here. I'm going to use Basl logic here for a second everyone.

He keeps talking about some fake post that was posted yesterday. It's obvious he posted it himself because...

1. He claims the post was made yesterday. Yet when you do a search you'd see that post was made several years back and he himself even commented on it multiple times. Showing he knew the post was made yesterday.

2. He knew that this thread was removed before Basl went to court for the protective order and knew it was archived because he also commented about it in a previous thread.

3. He started posting the supposed fake eesh post yesterday because he knew that this archived thread proving that he knew something about this woman was going to be posted today.

4. So he posted the fake eesh post yesterday so he could come on here today and say any post by eesh is fake because he posted a fake eesh post yesterday and a few years back.

5. Yup!

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: Retarded Basl logic ()
Date: June 04, 2021 11:28AM

Showing he knew the post was NOT made yesterday*

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: Welcome to the peep club ()
Date: June 04, 2021 11:36AM

Basl thinks you have to be 6'9 but it's not that exclusive just don't be basls midget ass
https://youtu.be/mrjStSqu_w4

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: Retarded Basl logic ()
Date: June 04, 2021 01:52PM

Madness of the Morenos Wrote:
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> William Moreno Arrest Record
>
>
> William Robert Moreno
> Moreno, William Robert
> aliases: Frank Krow, Frank_Krow, Mr. Misery, Miz,
> jimmylegs, Voodooslut
>
> known associates: Christopher James Tator, Chris
> Tator, Tator Tots
>
> https://wtvr.com/2015/07/25/richmond-man-at-the-ce
> nter-of-a-reign-of-terror-cyber-bulling-lawsuit/
>
>
>
>

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: stupid question ()
Date: June 04, 2021 01:59PM

Best entry wins Wrote:
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> You're the CEO of a company. You know nothing
> about Michael Basl yet. He is telling you all
> about himself. Go!
>
>
> What are your greatest strengths?
> Your weakness?
> Why do you want to work here?
> What have you been up to for the past 5 years?
> Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
> What are of your life do you think you need to
> improve on?
> What would your friends say about you?


This is a trick question.
Michael is allergic to working and job interviews give him the hives

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: Ah makes sense ()
Date: June 04, 2021 02:37PM

Is that why he takes hydroxyzine?

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: Stop being so lame basl ()
Date: June 04, 2021 09:34PM

Your copycat "how would ____ describe himself in a job interview" threads are substandard forum fodder. If we could just consolidate our replies to this thread we would all be better off. Plus this thread is infinitely funnier and it pisses the resident hobbit off.

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: Why it's funnier than the rest ()
Date: June 04, 2021 09:40PM

Basl's interview thread is hilarious because everyone who answered the questions captured his retarded essence. They were able to sound like the mentally ill delusional faggot so well and answered the questions exactly how he really would; by bringing up his love that got away-Moreno. Everything is always about Moreno and always will be.

Because of Moreno he's bankrupted. Because of Moreno he's a convicted criminal. Because of Moreno he has all those mugshots online as his first result of Google fuckdom. Moreno is the root of all of Basl's troubles and there's nothing he can ever do to erase or change the reality of the life he made.

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: Self own ()
Date: June 04, 2021 10:59PM

Why it's funnier than the rest Wrote:
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> Basl's interview thread is hilarious because
> everyone who answered the questions captured his
> retarded essence. They were able to sound like the
> mentally ill delusional faggot so well and
> answered the questions exactly how he really
> would; by bringing up his love that got
> away-Moreno. Everything is always about Moreno and
> always will be.
>
> Because of Moreno he's bankrupted. Because of
> Moreno he's a convicted criminal. Because of
> Moreno he has all those mugshots online as his
> first result of Google fuckdom. Moreno is the root
> of all of Basl's troubles and there's nothing he
> can ever do to erase or change the reality of the
> life he made.


No. Basl’s situation is his fault and no one else’s. William did not force him to stalk anyone, violate protective orders, not get a job or get face tattoos. Everyone posting here other than Eesh has been able to interact with William on this site without getting into trouble over it.

Michael is the only user of this site to ever do jail time (in more than one jurisdiction) over this website. It’s all him. Always has been.

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: That sums it up good ()
Date: June 04, 2021 11:09PM

I find many of morenos pedophilia jokes to be off putting, but I see no record of him acting these things out other than basls photoshopped posts of false prior convictions. If the man had done anything we'd know about it at this point. While I dont see any humor in it im aware that humor is subjective and I find mike basls over the top vendetta about posting history more concerning, because he actually does seem to carry his behavior into real world consequences, against people he doesnt even know, creating real victims.

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: Circle of life ()
Date: June 04, 2021 11:22PM

Those who create victims find themselves to be the victim eventually.

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: This thread triggers Michael lol ()
Date: June 05, 2021 01:13AM

Self own Wrote:
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> No. Basl’s situation is his fault and no one
> else’s.

I'm not "blaming" Moreno. I'm well aware that Basl's shitty, embarrassing life is his fault. I said that in my last sentence. But if it weren't for Moreno Basl's life wouldn't be this way. I am commending Moreno for being a hero and starting the domino effect that has led to Basl's downfall and the symbolism of the covering his face with tattoos.

It speaks volumes that he mutilated himself in such a way. Volumes of the silent screams that torture him on a daily basis. His own mind, the desperation of wanting to escape from himself and the loneliness and isolation he suffers from. The emptiness that comes with being Michael Josef Basl..and no matter what he does, the happiness and relief from his painful, pathetic reality is forever elusive.

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: Michael Basl is a loser for life ()
Date: June 05, 2021 08:25AM

That sums it up good Wrote:
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> I find many of morenos pedophilia jokes to be off putting

Miz is disgusting but Michael Josef Basl is the biggest criminal and stalker this website has ever seen.

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: Ellll ()
Date: June 05, 2021 01:51PM

Has the loser found a job yet

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: Who had the best entry ()
Date: June 05, 2021 02:21PM

Who won this

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: Everyone's a winner except basl ()
Date: June 05, 2021 04:44PM

Basl continues to fail at life

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: Someone's post was hidden ()
Date: June 05, 2021 07:55PM

> Sorry bitch, this response has nothing to do with
> this thread. Please try to keep your stupid
> pathetic retarded ass on the topic of each thread.
> No one, other than you, cares about your
> unrequited man crush on this idiot.

I just now saw this hahah

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: meade says ()
Date: June 05, 2021 08:47PM

eesh has a very clammy hand shake, like shaking a damn sponge.

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: Spet wonges ()
Date: June 05, 2021 10:25PM

Grozz

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: Not as nuts as Michael BASL ()
Date: June 06, 2021 05:21AM

peanuts Wrote:
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>
> You are all nuts



https://www.reddit.com/r/schizoaffective/comments/a2lqfl/for_those_dissatisfied_with_geodon_or_abilify_ask/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Lurasidone is a newer atypical antipsychotic. Much lower risk of weight gain and I personally haven't felt any extrapyramidal effects such as the extreme restlessness like I felt on Geodon and Abilify

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: definitely not as nuts as basl ()
Date: June 06, 2021 05:55AM

Is there no specific subreddit for personality disorders?

Am I not searching hard enough or did the people that organized these subreddits not consider personality disorders a mental illness?

https://www.reddit.com/r/mentalillness/comments/a2lt2f/is_there_no_specific_subreddit_for_personality/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Thanks

EDIT: Not borderline; along with being schizoaffective, I've been diagnosed with what one of my counselors said in a roundabout way is the "worst" or most dysfunctional personality disorder. Most people that have enough knowledge about clinical psychology to have a conversation about it find it off-putting and repugnant when I tell them what I've been diagnosed with.

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: Friend to Basl means this ()
Date: June 06, 2021 08:03AM

Applicant basl Wrote:
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> Lastly... what's a "friend"?

Someone that ends up getting a protective order against him

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: Eesh has never had friends ()
Date: June 06, 2021 12:18PM

Friends don't get protective orders on you

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: Basl's 47 personalities ()
Date: June 07, 2021 12:37AM

definitely not as nuts as basl Wrote:
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>
> EDIT: Not borderline; along with being
> schizoaffective, I've been diagnosed with what one
> of my counselors said in a roundabout way is the
> "worst" or most dysfunctional personality
> disorder. Most people that have enough knowledge
> about clinical psychology to have a conversation
> about it find it off-putting and repugnant when I
> tell them what I've been diagnosed with.

Yeahhhh. Multiple personality disorder is a huge turn off. Especially when you hate yourself so much you literally try to pretend to be other people. I bet that impersonation shit you do is something you do IRL too.

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: Restore 4 ()
Date: June 07, 2021 12:17PM

Restore 4

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: Multiple personality ass retard ()
Date: June 07, 2021 12:25PM

Basl's 47 personalities Wrote:
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> I bet that impersonation shit you do is
> something you do IRL too.

Oh, you know he does though. He has little outfits and he dresses up like his favorite posters and has dinner with himself, as them..

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: Dee licious ()
Date: June 08, 2021 04:03AM

Circle of life Wrote:
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> Those who create victims find themselves to be the
> victim eventually.


Yeet

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: Hey eesh! How'd that work out? ()
Date: June 08, 2021 05:46AM

TJ the Stalker Wrote:
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> TJ,
>
>
> You are going to jail next week. A good number of
> these posts and comments will stop once you are
> locked up.

LMFAO, dumbass retarded cabbage patch kid. Always wrong about everything.

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: New question for Michael ()
Date: June 08, 2021 06:15AM

When did you decide to be gay?

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: Henrico Peter Eater ()
Date: June 08, 2021 09:22AM

The first time my mommy took my temperature with a butt thermometer I knew that that was the life for me

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: Basl would interview ()
Date: June 08, 2021 09:42AM

With william. Together. Would look like this

https://youtu.be/iXn6sM4uX7c

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: Moreno > basl ()
Date: June 10, 2021 09:17AM

I would hire Moreno over basl any day

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: Back to Page 1 ()
Date: June 10, 2021 11:32AM

Just to piss off the triggered little retarded cabbage patch doll look alike troll.

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: ..doh.. ()
Date: June 10, 2021 11:35AM

Derp

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: How are his Bowels? ()
Date: June 10, 2021 11:53AM

on Sunday night I went out with Lucy and Katie and Katie stayed over for the first time in ages which was great. We were walking back from the pub together when Katie said, "I'm bursting for a wee, I hope I can make it back in time!" Lucy and I had both used the loo in the pub before we left but Katie said she could wait until we got home, although I could tell she was now regretting that decision by the panicked look on her face! Typically by that point we were in the middle of a housing estate and there was absolutely nowhere private to squat down, so I said, "We're only about 5 minutes away, just try to hold it!" and Katie nodded, biting her lip. By the time we got back to my house she was squirming around and holding herself, she said, "Hurry up and get the door open Abs, I'm literally just about to wee my pants!" I got the door open as quickly as I could and let Katie go upstairs first, Lucy and I followed her up into my room. Before she had even got to the door of my ensuite she had pulled up her denim skirt to reveal some pink flowery knickers which were stuck right up her bum, she quickly tugged them down but not before Lucy had said, "Oh my God Katie, your knickers have like totally gone up your bum!"
"Yeah, yeah, whatever, at least there still dry!!" Katie replied as she sat on the loo with her knickers at her knees, she started to wee straight away, a loud hissing stream that fizzed into the loo, and she moaned with relief. "And yes, before you say anything I know I'm weeing like a horse, my bladder was literally just about to burst!" she said. Eventually Katies stream dribbled to a stop and she wiped her front before pulling up her knickers, letting down her skirt and coming back into my bedroom.
"Right, lets get ready for bed and watch a film!" I said, taking off my tee-shirt. Lucy took off her skirt and then her top, she said, "I need to have a wee now," and as she turned to walk into the ensuite I noticed her pale green knickers had gone up her bum too. As Katie took off her skirt she said, "Looks like I'm not the only one with my pants up my bum!" and Lucy turned round and poked her tongue out as Katie giggled, just then I took off my skirt, I was wearing white knickers which were stuck up my bum as well, I walked into my ensuite to see Lucy on the loo in the middle of her wee and Katie brushing her teeth. "I know my knickers are up my bum too before either of you say anything!" I said and they both started laughing. "Well to be honest I don't really mind if you two see me with my pants up my bum, the other day I went swimming and my swimsuit ended up giving me a massive wedgie and that was way more embarrassing!" said Katie.
"Oh my God, I hate it when that happens!!" said Lucy as she wiped and pulled up her knickers. "Right, my turn for a wee!" I said as I went over to the loo, I eased my knickers to my knees, sat down on the warm seat and started to wee a strong stream as Lucy joined Katie at the basin and started to brush her teeth. A few seconds later I felt my stream dribbling to a stop so I wiped my front, pulled up my knickers and went over to the basin to brush my teeth as well, by now Lucy and Katie were back in my room sitting on Lucys bed. After I'd finished doing my teeth I went back into my room, Lucy started to take off her bra, she said, "I'm just gonna wear my knickers in bed, its really warm in here!" Katie and I nodded, we both took our bras off too and got into bed and then I put on a film.
The next morning I woke up needing a wee, I noticed Lucy was still asleep and as I was only half awake myself I'd completely forgotten Katie was staying over. I got out of bed and went into my ensuite without bothering to put my bra on, I got the fright of my life when I saw Katie sitting on the loo, her knickers were round her thighs and luckily she wasn't wearing her bra either! I realised she was in the middle of having a wee as I heard her stream tinkling into the bowl.
"Oh God, I totally forgot you were staying over, sorry I haven't got my bra on!" I said, feeling myself going pink.
"Morning Abbie," said Katie, looking totally unfazed. "No worries, at least we're both topless!" she added. A few seconds later Katies stream dribbled to a stop and she took some loo roll, wiped and stood up, pulling her knickers up. She sat on the edge of the bath as I went over to the loo, dropped my knickers and sat on the warm seat, moaning as I was finally able to relax. A fierce stream soon started up and went on for a while before dribbling to a stop. I wiped, pulled up my knickers and washed my hands and then we both went back into the bedroom.
"Right, I'll go downstairs and make some toast," I said as Katie got back into bed. I put a tee-shirt on and went down to the kitchen. As I was making the toast I started to get a heavy feeling in my belly and realised I'd need a poo before long, luckily it was only a couple of days since I'd last been for a poo so I was hoping I wouldn't have too much trouble. I came back up with the toast a few minutes later, as I went into my room I saw the door of my ensuite was wide open and Lucy was on the loo with her knickers round her knees and without her bra on either! It sounded like she was having a massive wee and there was a huge look of relief on her face!! When she was done she came back into the room and we started to eat the toast. I noticed Katie was finding it hard to sit still, she kept shifting position on the bed so I guessed she might want a poo, a few minutes later she said, "I'm getting desperate for a poo, do you mind if I go?"
"I need to have a poo as well," I said, "But if your desperate you can go first, I don't need it too badly just yet!"
"Well- if your sure, I'm a bit constipated so it might take me a while!" Katie replied. She got out of bed and went into the ensuite, still topless. "Come on in so we can keep chatting," she called to Lucy and me so we followed her in and sat on the floor. Katie dropped her knickers and sat on the loo, after a few seconds she started to push and I heard some more wee spurting out, I could see she was having to bear down hard as she was screwing her face up and going red. "Sorry about this," she panted, "I've got the tip out but its getting really wide and its hard to keep it moving." She squeezed her thighs together, pulled her bum cheeks apart and continued to strain, making some loud grunts. After about another 5 minutes she said "Its coming faster now" and shortly after there was a plop and she moaned with relief. I started shifting about, my own need was getting worse and I could feel a massive poo trying to force my bum open. Katie was quite clearly working on her next log, I could see she was still straining and didn't seem close to being done, so I went over to the tap to get a drink to try to take my mind off my need, I could feel that my knickers had gone up my bum again so I pulled them down, I was pretty sure that the top of my bum would be showing but I didn't want to get skidmarks. Katie saw what I was doing and said "Sorry, I'll try not to be too much longer," and shortly after I heard a few plops close together followed by a sigh. "Right, I think I'm done," Katie said, "I'll wipe standing if you want so you can get on the loo straight away." She pulled the flush and I nodded gratefully, I was already waiting with my thumbs in my knickers ready to pull them down, so I quickly dropped them, sat on the loo and relaxed, at once I felt the tip poke out but then it got fatter so I knew I'd have to start pushing. Katie was standing next to me wiping her bottom, I shifted forward so she could throw the paper away then she pulled up her knickers and sat back on the edge of the bath. The massive log was creeping really slowly out of my bum as I pushed but luckily it wasn't too hard and dry so it was coming a lot easier than when I'm really constipated. With the next push I felt the log slide out further and knew I'd got the fattest part out. Not long after it splashed down in the bowl and I felt another log ready to come out, that one wasn't quite as fat so it came out with a few gentle pushes. After my second log had dropped I felt empty so I took some paper, wiped my bum and flushed before pulling up my knickers. "Do you need a poo Lucy?" asked Katie and Lucy shook her head, "No, I had one yesterday so it'll be a couple of days before I need another one!" We went back into my room and started to get dressed, Katie rummaged in her overnight bag, she said "I know I've got some clean pants in here somewhere!" In the meantime Lucy had taken off her knickers and put on some white ones, she started to put on her bra as I took off my t-shirt and went over to my underwear drawer to find some clean knickers too. Katie took out a pair of yellow knickers with pink and blue butterflies and pulled down the ones she was wearing, she quickly put on her clean ones and then put her bra on. While Lucy and Katie put their skirts on I changed my knickers, my clean ones were pale blue with pink and yellow flowers. I put on my bra and then finished getting dressed too. Hope you enjoyed this story, will post again soon, bye for now!!
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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: Back to Page 1 ()
Date: June 10, 2021 07:12PM

Just to piss off the triggered little retarded cabbage patch doll look alike troll.

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: He would use TJ as a reference ()
Date: June 10, 2021 07:13PM

It fits

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: Back to Page 1 ()
Date: June 12, 2021 11:54AM

Just to piss off the triggered little retarded cabbage patch doll look alike troll.

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: back to page 1 ()
Date: June 12, 2021 05:05PM

Just to piss off the triggered little retarded cabbage patch doll look alike troll.

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: back to page 1 ()
Date: June 12, 2021 09:49PM

hi retard

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: bump. ()
Date: June 13, 2021 10:43AM

hi

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: lol. ()
Date: June 13, 2021 11:26PM

This thread is a classic.

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: This thread delivered ()
Date: June 14, 2021 11:13AM

It's funny as shit because all the answers captured exactly how he is. Can't ever focus on himself. Everything is deflect, project, be delusional and in denial.

What's even funnier is he tried to make retaliation threads on others and nobody cared or answered, LOL! They never do, unless it's him and his other personalities.

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: Borderline basl ()
Date: June 15, 2021 06:29AM

He hates this thread

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: Career criminal ()
Date: June 15, 2021 06:07PM

Richmond City Circuit Court
CR20M00217-00
Defendant: BASL, MICHAEL
Offense Date: 07/30/2019
Hearing: 02/05/2020
Charge: PARKING VIOLATION
Code Section: 46.2-889
Richmond-John Marshall Criminal/Traffic General District Court
GT19031434-00
Defendant: BASL, MICHAEL
Offense Date: 07/30/2019
Hearing: 12/04/2019
Charge: ORD VIOL
Code Section: 102-243
Richmond-John Marshall Criminal/Traffic General District Court
GT18025673-00
Defendant: BASL, MICHAEL
Offense Date: 04/02/2018
Hearing: 08/01/2018
Charge: ORD VIOL
Code Section: 102-243
Richmond City Circuit Court
CR18M01202-00
Defendant: BASL, MICHAEL
Offense Date: 11/06/2017
Hearing: 05/09/2018
Charge: VEH IMPROPERLY PARKED
Code Section: 46.2-889
Richmond-John Marshall Criminal/Traffic General District Court
GT18002761-00
Defendant: BASL, MICHAEL
Offense Date: 11/06/2017
Hearing: 03/07/2018
Charge: ORD VIOL
Code Section: 102-243
Norfolk Circuit Court
CR20001358-00
Defendant: BASL, MICHAEL J
Offense Date: 02/02/2020
Hearing: 02/16/2021
Charge: FAIL TO OBEY HIGHWAY SIGN
Code Section: 46.2-830
Norfolk General District Court
GT20008313-00
Defendant: BASL, MICHAEL J
Offense Date: 02/02/2020
Hearing: 10/21/2020
Charge: FAIL TO OBEY HIGHWAY SIGN
Code Section: 46.2-830
Henrico General District Court
GT20044667-00
Defendant: BASL, MICHAEL JOSEF
Offense Date: 11/12/2020
Hearing: 03/31/2021
Charge: OPERATE/PERMIT 2 OPR8 VEH-UNRE
Code Section: 46.2-613(1)
Williamsburg/James City County General District Court
GT19000247-00
Defendant: BASL, MICHAEL JOSEF
Offense Date: 01/03/2019
Hearing: 03/08/2019
Amended Charge: DEFECTIVE SPEEDOMETER
Amended Code Section: 46.2-1080
Fairfax County General District Court
GC16060419-00
Defendant: BASL, MICHAEL JOSEF
Offense Date: 03/03/2016
Hearing: 08/26/2016
Charge: VIOLATION OF A PROTECTIV ORDER
Code Section: 18.2-60.4
Fairfax County General District Court
GC16060420-00
Defendant: BASL, MICHAEL JOSEF
Offense Date: 03/03/2016
Hearing: 08/26/2016
Charge: VIOLATION OF A PROTECTIV ORDER
Code Section: 18.2-60.4
Loudoun Circuit Court
CR00029107-00
Defendant: BASL, MICHAEL JOSEF
Offense Date: 02/02/2016
Hearing: 04/22/2016
Charge: BOND APPEAL
Code Section: 19.2-124
Loudoun General District Court
GC16001469-00
Defendant: BASL, MICHAEL JOSEF
Offense Date: 02/02/2016
Hearing: 05/04/2016
Charge: VIOLATE PROVISION PROTECT ORDE
Code Section: 18.2-60.4
Loudoun Circuit Court
CR00029105-00
Defendant: BASL, MICHAEL JOSEF
Offense Date: 02/01/2016
Hearing: 04/22/2016
Charge: BOND APPEAL
Code Section: 19.2-124
Loudoun Circuit Court
CR00029106-00
Defendant: BASL, MICHAEL JOSEF
Offense Date: 02/01/2016
Hearing: 04/22/2016
Charge: BOND APPEAL
Code Section: 19.2-124
Loudoun General District Court
GC16001467-00
Defendant: BASL, MICHAEL JOSEF
Offense Date: 02/01/2016
Hearing: 05/04/2016
Charge: VIOL PROVISION PROTECT ORDER
Code Section: 18.2-60.4
Loudoun General District Court
GC16001468-00
Defendant: BASL, MICHAEL JOSEF
Offense Date: 02/01/2016
Hearing: 05/04/2016
Charge: VIOLATE PROVISION PROTEC ORDER
Code Section: 18.2-60.4
Loudoun General District Court
GC15005543-00
Defendant: BASL, MICHAEL JOSEF
Offense Date: 11/29/2015
Hearing: 02/10/2016
Charge: PROFAN LANG OVER PUBLIC AIRWAY
Code Section: 18.2-427
Charles City General District Court
GT14000861-00
Defendant: BASL, MICHAEL JOSEF
Offense Date: 09/18/2014
Hearing: 10/15/2014
Charge: 59/45 SPEEDING
Code Section: F.46.2-878
Charles City General District Court
GT14000862-00
Defendant: BASL, MICHAEL JOSEF
Offense Date: 09/18/2014
Hearing: 10/15/2014
Charge: FAIL TO POSSESS REGISTRATION
Code Section: B.46.2-104
Henrico Circuit Court
CR15002018-00
Defendant: BASL, MICHAEL JOSEF
Offense Date: 09/14/2014
Hearing: 11/18/2015
Charge: DISEMINATE IMAGES OF ANOTHER
Code Section: 18.2-386.2
Henrico General District Court
GC15026123-00
Defendant: BASL, MICHAEL JOSEF
Offense Date: 09/14/2014
Hearing: 06/24/2015
Charge: DISEMINATE IMAGES OF ANOTHER
Code Section: 18.2-386.2
Henrico General District Court
GC15026127-00
Defendant: BASL, MICHAEL JOSEF
Offense Date: 09/14/2014
Hearing: 06/24/2015
Charge: HARASSMENT BY COMPUTER
Code Section: 18.2-152.7:1
Richmond-Marsh Criminal/Traffic General District Court at Manchester
GC14005354-00
Defendant: BASL, MICHAEL JOSEF
Offense Date: 07/21/2014
Hearing: 12/05/2014
Charge: PETIT LARCENY
Code Section: 18.2-96
Isle of Wight General District Court

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: He doesn't need a job ()
Date: June 15, 2021 06:24PM

He just steals what he needs and sucks HIV dicks for cash and drugs

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: Krank Frow ()
Date: June 15, 2021 06:31PM

He doesn't need a job Wrote:
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> He just steals what he needs and sucks HIV dicks
> for cash and drugs.

Don't forget the allowance that the 40 year old child collects from daddy, lol.

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: Uncle Allan ()
Date: June 15, 2021 08:17PM

He'd describe himself as a molestation victim

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: Krank Frow ()
Date: June 15, 2021 08:28PM

Don't you have to be employable in order to get a job interview? Basl is so google fucked that will never happen.

Number of Basl job interviews in the last 10 years is zero.

Number of Basl job interviews in the next 10 years is zero.

At least the rearaded idiot is consistent - he consistently loses.

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: What he would say, not us ()
Date: June 15, 2021 08:35PM

He would describe himself as an Ex Army Vet who is presently the Sheriff of Fairfax Underground and a leader of a band of noble internet warriors dedicated to shaming all those that he deems to be unworthy of his domain.
He would further state that a failure to employ him would be a violation of the American Disabilities Act and a kick in the face to Army vets everywhere and if circumstances permitted, he would sue.

However, when the job calls to confirm his military status, the Army replies that he got kicked out of the Army for sucking Osama Bin Laden's dick in Afghanistan and revealing to him the location of military units hunting for him and that for a period of time he stalked Hillary Clinton and sent her pictures of his circumcision damaged penis, causing her to commit to lesbianism.

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: circumcision damaged penis ()
Date: June 15, 2021 08:37PM

LMFAO

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: Team miz destroyed ()
Date: June 16, 2021 04:30AM

Krank Frow Wrote:
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> Don't you have to be employable in order to get a
> job interview? Basl is so google fucked that will
> never happen.

The tattoos on his face are what's stopping him from getting gainful employment now. Which is ironic because he never really had a chance after team miz ruined him lol

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: As the interviewer I'd say ()
Date: June 18, 2021 05:28AM

Haha
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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: It's pretty damn obvious ()
Date: June 20, 2021 02:51PM

That crooked eye is still noticeable as an adult

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: But, is it REALLY?! ()
Date: June 20, 2021 03:43PM

It's pretty damn obvious Wrote:
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> That crooked eye is still noticeable as an adult

Is it, really? He's just a slant eye is all.
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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: back to page 1 ()
Date: June 27, 2021 10:06PM

hi

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: Yea, right ()
Date: June 29, 2021 05:58PM

It's not like the retarded little stalking troll would ever be interviewed for any meaningful job.

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: Druggie junkie addict ()
Date: June 29, 2021 06:16PM

Don't bump threads unless you're gonna add new and interesting content. We already know he'll never get an interview. He's disability and is strung out on drugs due to Miz ruining his life

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: basl the four eyed pedo ()
Date: July 03, 2021 12:48AM

Basl? Job Interview? That's the funniest thing I ever heard. The butt fucked little troll would never be called in for a job interview anywhere.

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: You've said that already ()
Date: July 03, 2021 04:29AM

Don't bump shit if you're just gonna repeat the same shit. It's wack.

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: Updated resume ()
Date: July 03, 2021 05:57AM

He would describe himself as a junkie, an addict, a druggy loser with HIV with a credit score of 478.

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: I'm impressed ()
Date: July 03, 2021 11:40AM

That 478 credit score is a huge improvement from 432.

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: I know ()
Date: July 07, 2021 06:29PM

He's describe himself as a retarded faggot.

Wait a minute. That's the truth, and he never tells the truth.

Perhaps he would claim to be former Delta Force.

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: No jobs ()
Date: July 27, 2021 06:09PM

Not with this face
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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: No jobs due to miz ()
Date: August 06, 2021 01:45PM

No jobs Wrote:
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> Not with this face

He couldn't get jobs before the tattoos thanks to miz

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: The Great Truther ()
Date: August 06, 2021 11:19PM

Thanks Miz! You're a hero! Wrote:
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> Hiring Manager Wrote:
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> -----
> credit
> > history and criminal records for the most part.
>
>
> LMFAO Michael Basl has shitty credit thanks to his
> bankruptcy from Miz and he has two class 1
> misdemeanors also from Miz. Yeah. He ain't getting
> no job.

Misdemeanors don't prevent you from getting 90% of the jobs out there.
What prevents Eesh from working is Daddy paying his bills. Eesh doesn't want to work. He would rather masturbate to Nickelodeon all day long

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: What prevents Eesh from working ()
Date: August 06, 2021 11:21PM

Them stupid ass face tats lol

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: Currently ()
Date: October 16, 2021 10:25PM

Wanted by police

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: This thread ()
Date: December 06, 2021 07:33AM

LOLLLL basl tried to make threads on everyone else like this and failed as usual

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: Wannabe Sheriff Basl ()
Date: December 06, 2021 04:47PM

Best entry wins Wrote:
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> You're the CEO of a company. You know nothing
> about Michael Basl yet. He is telling you all
> about himself. Go!
>
>
> What are your greatest strengths?

Cocksucking. I can make you fall asleep

> Your weakness?

Little boys

> Why do you want to work here?

Work? I thought you guys were handing out free dildos

> What have you been up to for the past 5 years?

Posting about Miz on on Fairfax Underground

> Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Posting about Miz on on Fairfax Underground

> What are of your life do you think you need to
> improve on?

I don't need to improve anything. Everyone wishes they were me

> What would your friends say about you?

Friends? Friends are a myth. Nobody has friends

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: .AARPer. ()
Date: December 06, 2021 05:51PM

Best entry wins Wrote:
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> You're the CEO of a company. You know nothing
> about Michael Basl yet. He is telling you all
> about himself. Go!
>
>
> What are your greatest strengths?
> Your weakness?
> Why do you want to work here?
> What have you been up to for the past 5 years?
> Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
> What are of your life do you think you need to
> improve on?
> What would your friends say about you?


Who really fucking cares? OP craves cock.
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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: Minnaly ew ()
Date: December 27, 2021 03:54AM

Unemployable
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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: Kum ()
Date: May 07, 2022 07:41PM

Minnaly ew Wrote:
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> Unemployable


LoL

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: The only job he can ever get ()
Date: July 11, 2022 10:55PM

Are blowjobs to homeless guys with AIDS in the dumpster behind food lion

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: salvation army? ()
Date: July 11, 2022 11:02PM

could they find some sort of work for eesh?

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: Road test dummy ()
Date: July 27, 2022 09:09AM

salvation army? Wrote:
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> could they find some sort of work for eesh?


Speed bump

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Re: How would Michael Basl describe himself in a job interview?
Posted by: Tell Us About Yourself ()
Date: July 27, 2022 03:50PM

I'm EESH an experimental life form

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