I also save my fingernail and toenail clippings, at work!

That ain’t nothing. I save my poop in storage boxes.

I've saved all my urine since 1994 in a 24,000 gallon underground storage tank. All my bathrooms have urinals plumbed into the tank.

This site is full of the biggest degenerate losers in existence. They probably all eat their own shit. BEH/Miz brag about eating shit in numerous threads.

Whenever I go away on vacation I bring a few empty Cologuard boxes so I can mail my shit home to myself.

I tasted my piss on my finger. Later I’m going to eat my wife and maybe have her taste my cum.

I drink my wife’s period blood.

https://www.horseandhound.co.uk/features/cleaning-sheaths-the-bean-queen-665653

I save my horse's sheath beans Wrote:
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> https://www.horseandhound.co.uk/features/cleaning-
> sheaths-the-bean-queen-665653

.OH. .MY. .FUCKING. GOD.

I remember when I first read the definition of smegma in a college textbook. Previously it was just an insulting word like dork or shithead. Thanks to modern bathing habits I can proudly say I've never encountered the actual substance itself, ever.
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^^ That thing looks like it would be good baked, with butter, sour cream, and bacon bits on top.

That is truly the sickest thing I have ever heard of

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You need some poop with that barf!

https://www.dentistabbotsford.com.au/tonsil-stones/

loony toons

Our tonsil stones are always squishy, smell awful but never large and hard like in the photos.

She was deepthroating me then she started complaining of a sore throat, so I took out a flashlight and looked. She had tonsil stones. Gawd, they stink!

I also have a collection of boogers on the bottom side of my desk drawer in my office at home. I have thought about getting a paint scrapper and getting rid of them. It was be embarrassing if my booger collection was found after my death, whenever that is.

I save my poop in a special drawer at work for my former boss. I hope she liked it.

loony toons!