Not dead this time Wrote:
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> There hasn't been any death announcement yet. In
> the past every time Brown Onion has died one of
> his other sock puppet personas makes an
> announcement to that effect.
>
> He's probably just doing that thing where he sets
> up a plastic kiddie pool in his basement and pays
> homeless men and panhandlers to shit in it. He's
> too busy reveling naked in the poop to tell us
> about it
Brown Onion showers four or five times a day.
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