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Help Identify Republican Rebel Encampments in Fairfax
Posted by: GOP Cave Complexes ()
Date: January 13, 2021 12:44PM

Back the Blue

Re: Help Identify Republican Rebel Encampments in Fairfax
Posted by: Healing Waters ()
Date: January 13, 2021 01:37PM

The alligator gar fisherman report siting their amphibian eggs along the remote stretches of Accotink Creek.
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Re: Help Identify Republican Rebel Encampments in Fairfax
Posted by: saw 6 in tents near accotink dam ()
Date: February 06, 2021 07:21PM

I was out setting my crawfish traps, and came across the poor bastards. I think they will give up and go home before long, but they seem to think they are living a modern day Valley Forge.

They didn't appear to be faring well, so I gave them my lighter, some Pyro Putty waterproof fire starter, and some fishing line.

Told them I don't give a fuck about their politics, but leave my goddamn traps alone or I'd have the authorities after them.

Re: Help Identify Republican Rebel Encampments in Fairfax
Posted by: got some more!! ()
Date: February 06, 2021 07:28PM

They're camped around the Tysons transit station next to Freddie Mac. When they decamp, you see them all around West Tysons by the Walmart wearing magazombie hats and carrying Trump signs. People wave em off but they persist.

Re: Help Identify Republican Rebel Encampments in Fairfax
Posted by: Fairfax Home Depot & ANCC ()
Date: February 06, 2021 07:34PM

Man they is all back in them woods right otside the army navy country club

Youd think Trump was still runnin for office

Re: Help Identify Republican Rebel Encampments in Fairfax
Posted by: Blue-America ()
Date: February 06, 2021 07:50PM

If such complexes exist, we should drop MOABs on them.

Re: Help Identify Republican Rebel Encampments in Fairfax
Posted by: Ft Ordnance ()
Date: February 06, 2021 11:17PM

Fuckin a!
GBU-43's would erase the trump monkeys!!

Re: Help Identify Republican Rebel Encampments in Fairfax
Posted by: no, just give it some time ()
Date: February 07, 2021 06:23PM

The ones I've seen look like they're about two hard freezes away from packing it in and moving back to their parents' basements.

Re: Help Identify Republican Rebel Encampments in Fairfax
Posted by: Well, ya! ()
Date: February 07, 2021 06:41PM

A goodly number never left their maternal cocoons and have continental kicking their father's ass in an Oedipal attempt to woo their mothers. They're pretty fucked up.

Re: Help Identify Republican Rebel Encampments in Fairfax
Posted by: Well, ya! ()
Date: February 07, 2021 06:42PM

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