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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Baked 79 ()
Date: January 12, 2021 02:03PM

Most unusual thread here winner.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Date: January 12, 2021 02:23PM

Brown Onion and I love to go out for soft-serv which we share together. We love to partake of that fresh rich brown swirl dispensed right from the tap!




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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Rusty Craplace . ()
Date: January 12, 2021 02:45PM

Baked 79 Wrote:
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> Most unusual thread here winner.


My neighbor, Brown Onion, is right again. So much vitriolic hatred for our mature adult lifestyle. My mom used to tell "If you can't be supportive, be polite. If you cannot be polite, be quiet." I don't understand why FFXU doesn't adopt this as policy.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: January 12, 2021 02:51PM

Denny’s this afternoon. Take that bowels!

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Date: January 12, 2021 02:51PM

Brown and I know that most of you all envy our daily fun with feces.
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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Fare Fax ()
Date: January 12, 2021 02:53PM

Gay lover of Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Brown and I know that most of you all envy our
> daily fun with feces.

Before I met Brown Onion, all I did was flush my feces.

I was missing out on the best part of life!

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: January 12, 2021 04:58PM

Grandmas bond has been revoked, as a repeat offender for the sales and distribution of jenkum. Dad and the obese neighbor are now, trying to get mom to sell their supply. They both are insensitive jerks, grilling steaks and drinking beers.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Fare Fax ()
Date: January 12, 2021 06:22PM

Trolls obsessed with BO again.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 12, 2021 06:54PM

It seems as if the full sized pickup truck is ready to roll down the Hershey highway. My bowels are going to scream, my toes will curl, the amount of toilet paper, could be a roll or two.

As i opine about the pain in my gut, does it really matter which way to have the toilet paper. Over or from behind on the roll?

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Woody Hayes ()
Date: January 12, 2021 07:19PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> It seems as if the full sized pickup truck is
> ready to roll down the Hershey highway. My bowels
> are going to scream, my toes will curl, the amount
> of toilet paper, could be a roll or two.
>
> As i opine about the pain in my gut, does it
> really matter which way to have the toilet paper.
> Over or from behind on the roll?


Not funny. Stupid and senseless.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Rusty Craplace . ()
Date: January 12, 2021 07:41PM

Woody Hayes Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It seems as if the full sized pickup truck is
> > ready to roll down the Hershey highway. My
> bowels
> > are going to scream, my toes will curl, the
> amount
> > of toilet paper, could be a roll or two.
> >
> > As i opine about the pain in my gut, does it
> > really matter which way to have the toilet
> paper.
> > Over or from behind on the roll?
>
>
> Not funny. Stupid and senseless.

How dare you, my good man.

My neighbor, Brown Onion, is senile. He spends his few slightly lucid moments posting here about his poop passion. How is that hurting anyone?

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Fare Fax ()
Date: January 12, 2021 10:44PM

Thanks Rusty! It is very difficult to watch our spiritual advisor's mental decline. Perhaps there a blessing in the fact Brown is forgetting about some of the regretful things he has done with his life.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Sooty ()
Date: January 13, 2021 02:36AM

My rear end has different problems

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: 3:30 am guy ()
Date: January 13, 2021 03:31AM

Can’t sleep. Just took a big shit.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: ponderous onion ()
Date: January 13, 2021 05:15AM

A trust is like a toilet paper,
An ass can only be wiped once.
If you are to spoil your given chance,
It is not possible remake it.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Elephant Turd ()
Date: January 13, 2021 06:31AM

Damn, I just took a shit that filled up the entire toilet.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Rusty Craplace . ()
Date: January 13, 2021 11:10AM

Elephant Turd Wrote:
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> Damn, I just took a shit that filled up the entire
> toilet.


If you do that again, please post pics for Brown Onion. He has so little to look forward to now...

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: January 13, 2021 05:05PM

I'm leaving work now. Going to stop by Little Ceaser's to get a couple pizzas and some crazy bread for dinner. My bowels are ready!

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Verified_Green Onion ()
Date: January 13, 2021 11:34PM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Grandmas bond has been revoked, as a repeat
> offender for the sales and distribution of jenkum.
> Dad and the obese neighbor are now, trying to get
> mom to sell their supply. They both are
> insensitive jerks, grilling steaks and drinking
> beers.


Spring,

So sorry to hear of your grandma's troubles with the law. As a young adult Im sure you understand she made choices and has to live with the consequences. Sounds like your dad and the 0bese Neighbor egged her on and now sadly she is gonna be fresh meat in the joint. Perhaps a spin in my windowless white van for old times sake?

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Date: January 13, 2021 11:46PM

Brown Onion and I have no need of toilet paper, for we lick each other's anus clean after pinching out the tasty treats. We only keep toilet paper around for the occasional non-bowel-brother guest.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 14, 2021 04:14AM

Just took a Nancy Pelosi sized crap. The Botox helped but it was nasty!

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: 5am guy. ()
Date: January 14, 2021 04:51AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Just took a Nancy Pelosi sized crap. The Botox
> helped but it was nasty!


5am guy says hi to Brown Onion. 5am guy is glad that you were able to rake a dump.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Cranky Onion ()
Date: January 14, 2021 06:16AM

Just forced out a 57 Studebaker

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: January 14, 2021 07:44AM

Bacon, scrapple, coffee. Take that bowels.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: January 14, 2021 10:19AM

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 14, 2021 11:04AM

I hope president Trumps 2nd inauguration speech, he drops his pants on the lectern, sits down on his golden groan throne, and shows the world how he’s a great leader and has stellar top notch bowels.

If I were president, I wouldn’t be able to do this. Instead, it would be akin to watching a train wreck, with crying, screaming, and probably foot toe nail dragging of the masonry work down on the Capitol.

I hope my fellow brothers in bowel are doing ok. Good heavens boiled! I worry about what’s left of your colon!

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Date: January 14, 2021 11:15AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I hope president Trumps 2nd inauguration speech,
> he drops his pants on the lectern, sits down on
> his golden groan throne, and shows the world how
> he’s a great leader and has stellar top notch
> bowels.

Hey Brown, after Trump shits on us, let's ask the secret service if we can roll around in his poo on the floor of the bathroom. President Trump should offer a pooping service for his fans. Fans could sign up to sit under the presidential stool and watch the presidential sphincter flex and drop a royal turd down on an eagerly awaiting constituent. Trump for his part could pretend he was shitting on a political opponent.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Ok Brownie ()
Date: January 14, 2021 12:23PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I hope president Trumps 2nd inauguration speech,
> he drops his pants on the lectern, sits down on
> his golden groan throne, and shows the world how
> he’s a great leader and has stellar top notch
> bowels.
>
> If I were president, I wouldn’t be able to do
> this. Instead, it would be akin to watching a
> train wreck, with crying, screaming, and probably
> foot toe nail dragging of the masonry work down on
> the Capitol.
>
> I hope my fellow brothers in bowel are doing ok.
> Good heavens boiled! I worry about what’s left
> of your colon!

You finally got me to laugh. Took awhile but this is funny.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: January 14, 2021 12:31PM

Fried chicken, mashed potatoes, soda. Take that bowels.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Date: January 14, 2021 12:38PM

Brown Onion likes for me to stick a chicken drumstick up his ass before he eats it. Sometimes I stick the same chicken leg up my own arse first, then his, then he eats it. Potatoes are good bowel food but only if they are inserted raw with lots of lube.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Fare Fax ()
Date: January 14, 2021 12:54PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I hope president Trumps 2nd inauguration speech,
> he drops his pants on the lectern, sits down on
> his golden groan throne, and shows the world how
> he’s a great leader and has stellar top notch
> bowels.
>
> If I were president, I wouldn’t be able to do
> this. Instead, it would be akin to watching a
> train wreck, with crying, screaming, and probably
> foot toe nail dragging of the masonry work down on
> the Capitol.
>
> I hope my fellow brothers in bowel are doing ok.
> Good heavens boiled! I worry about what’s left
> of your colon!


Brown Onion is such a great visionary. I, too, share the fantasy of watching Donald Trump dropping trou' and shitting. That has been one of my secret desires since the primaries on 2016.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: It Would B Funny ()
Date: January 14, 2021 03:36PM

If Rump took a shit as Biden got sworn in. Epic fuck you

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Bloody Rectum ()
Date: January 14, 2021 04:20PM

I have big craps that cause bloody tp. Not sure why.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Date: January 14, 2021 04:39PM

Bloody Rectum Wrote:
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> I have big craps that cause bloody tp. Not sure
> why.

We have a vampire bowel brother who would find that quite tasty and delicious. Red is a delightful color and compliments a yellow or green poop quite nicely when mingled together smeared on a bowel buddy's body

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Rusty Craplace . ()
Date: January 14, 2021 07:56PM

Bloody Rectum Wrote:
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> I have big craps that cause bloody tp. Not sure
> why.


You should shit in a box and UPS it to Brown Onion. With his mental decline from his 'oltimers' disease, he might not be as accurate as he once was. But with has smell and taste buds, he should be able to tell if you should be concerned enough to consult a doctor.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Fare Fax ()
Date: January 14, 2021 09:17PM

Here we have someone’s with a health issue and you mock them and BO. You are sick, vile.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Sooty ()
Date: January 14, 2021 09:47PM

Fare Fax Wrote:
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> Here we have someone’s with a health issue and
> you mock them and BO. You are sick, vile.

A guy that talks about the president crapping or the bowels of a senator? Nuts

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
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Date: January 15, 2021 09:20AM










































































































































































































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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 15, 2021 11:26AM

Sooty Wrote:
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> Fare Fax Wrote:
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> > Here we have someone’s with a health issue
> and
> > you mock them and BO. You are sick, vile.
>
> A guy that talks about the president crapping or
> the bowels of a senator? Nuts


Do senators and presidents, in addition to hearts, lungs, livers, and kidneys also have bowels no? The disdain for talking about ones bowels, shows we have a ways to go for the IBS crowd to go. Just basic human respect. Dignity.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: January 15, 2021 12:04PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Sooty Wrote:
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> > Fare Fax Wrote:
> >
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> > -----
> > > Here we have someone’s with a health issue
> > and
> > > you mock them and BO. You are sick, vile.
> >
> > A guy that talks about the president crapping
> or
> > the bowels of a senator? Nuts
>
>
> Do senators and presidents, in addition to hearts,
> lungs, livers, and kidneys also have bowels no?
> The disdain for talking about ones bowels, shows
> we have a ways to go for the IBS crowd to go. Just
> basic human respect. Dignity.

You tell 'em Brown Onion.

Talking about the President pulling down his pants and shitting at a rally is your way of bringing basic human respect and dignity to this forum.


You have earned this one.
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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: You really don't see the problem ()
Date: January 15, 2021 05:20PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Sooty Wrote:
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> > Fare Fax Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Here we have someone’s with a health issue
> > and
> > > you mock them and BO. You are sick, vile.
> >
> > A guy that talks about the president crapping
> or
> > the bowels of a senator? Nuts
>
>
> Do senators and presidents, in addition to hearts,
> lungs, livers, and kidneys also have bowels no?
> The disdain for talking about ones bowels, shows
> we have a ways to go for the IBS crowd to go. Just
> basic human respect. Dignity.

WTF??

Fantasizing about the President pulling down his pants and taking a dump at his inauguration is disgusting and shows you have some deep-seated mental and emotional problems.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Melwood Guy ()
Date: January 15, 2021 07:49PM

Don’t play with poopees

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Shriners Kid ()
Date: January 15, 2021 07:52PM

Does my head look big to you? (In munchkin voice)

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Date: January 15, 2021 08:08PM

You really don't see the problem Wrote:
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> Fantasizing about the President pulling down his
> pants and taking a dump at his inauguration is
> disgusting and shows you have some deep-seated
> mental and emotional problems.

Brown Onion and I fantasize about the President-elect a lot of late. Brown Onion pretends to be Kamala Harris and I pretend to be Willie Brown or Joe Biden and shit on his face. Then we switch up. We love wallowing around in chunks of presidential fecal matter. Occasionally we pick up a homeless Negro in DC and pretend he is Corn Pop shitting on both of us. Homeless hobos have incredibly pungent and flavorful shit that is pure joy to eat and play with.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: cupid ()
Date: January 15, 2021 08:11PM

You guys are really close. That’s super!

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: January 16, 2021 05:27AM

Up early today making sausage patties with flapjacks and eggs. My bowels are ready to start the 3 day weekend!

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