Crab cakes, deviled eggs, soda. Take that bowels.

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The way my body works, I don't shit daily; sometimes, I can go a few days without taking a dump. I don't feel constipated or bloated, so I figure my body knows when it has to go and I don't worry about it. The good news is that when I take a dump, I take a DUMP! My record is a 21" turd -- no shit!

One time when I was on a date with Brown Onion, I told him that I REALLY had to take a dump; he was ready for it. I crouched and turned around so he had a good view of my hairy asshole over his chest. I relaxed. It took a little while and some effort 'cause I'd been holding it for so long...but then my turd started its way out. Yeah...this was hot: takin' a shit onto another guy's body. As expected, I dumped a big pile of shit: four or five logs or varying sizes that, if layed end-to-end, would have been about a foot and a half. I turned back around and took a look at my dump: It was really good shit: held its log shape, yet not hard and was creamy and of good consistency.

I then began to piss all over brown onion, aiming my stream up and down his chest, over my shit-pile, and also on his cock and balls. The piss pooling on the sheets had a lovely brown tinge to it. This was hot: fuckin' using his body as my personal toilet. His piss- and shit- covered chest looked really inviting. I lowered myself onto him, my shit squishing between us. I lifted back up a bit and looked down: squished and smeared shit all over our chests and smeared into his chest hair. Using my balls, I pushed some of the shit down over his cock and balls then began to rub myself against him. Damn! This looked so fucking hot! Two cocks, smothered in shit, humping away like two animals in their own dung.

He asked me if I wanted his. Hell yes! We traded places; gobs of shit were falling all over the bed. The piss pools were now brown and opaque instead of yellow. He crouched with his asshold directly over my cock. I watched, mesmerized by his asshole. I saw it begin to open and his turd emerge. His shit was a little looser than mine, but not much. It plopped all over my cock, fresh and warm. What a fuckin' trip! A guy taking a dump onto my cock! By the time he was done, I couldn't see my dick-head any more. He then started to slide his ass back and forth over my cock, smearing his slit all over me and his ass-crack. Jesus! He then turned around and started to piss all over me, especially on my balls. Ooh...felt so nice and warm. He then laid on top of me and we resumed humping in our filth. We were covered in shit-piss by this point: all over our chests, crotches, thighs, running down our legs. We rolled around, wallowing in our pig-slime, humping, kissing. Man, hearing those sloppy, slushy sounds adds to the experience. I'm humpin' my brains out, then I moan and start to cum -- oh, fuck! What a powerful orgasm! It practically ripped my cock in two. I shoot up and shoved my stinin' armpit over his face and he began to lick it out while jerkin' himself with shit. It didn't take him long and it sounded as though his orgasm was just as powerful.

Obsessed with BO? Wow.

It seems that Brown Onion is getting worse by the day. I visited him for lunch today and he served his usual Bologna sandwiches on wonder bread. I went to get a diet Pepsi from the refrigerator and noticed he had half a dozen containers filled with poop. I asked him about it and he said he was keeping them in case the doctor needed a stool sample. He has been telehealthing it through the shutdown and I just don't think he is saving them for the doctor.

Maybe Brown Onion will die again for at least the 4th time. Unfortunately he is always resurrected.
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Grandma is still locked up for the distribution of jenkum. Dad and the obese neighbor should be there instead.

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Grandma is still locked up for the distribution of
> jenkum. Dad and the obese neighbor should be there
> instead.


Are there any batches of Jenkum where you provided the raw materials? I'm thinking that might make a great Holiday gift for my neighbor, Brown Onion!

Rusty, you've taught me a lot about your asshole, from the first time I acquiesced and gave you a rimjob. And you've taught me more about my own asshole than I ever thought I'd know -- lessons learned from all the times you've fingered it and fucked it, and even the special occasions like the time you froze that package of fresh raspberries and then carefully poked them into my rectum, one after another. That was the first time you made me look at my own shit, when I expelled the pulpy red mass mixed with darker brown lumps.

And I know how you'll do it when you shit on me -- you've described it many times while I gave you head or while you fucked me. I'll be laying down, and you'll kneel over me, your knees outside my arms, pinning them in place. You'll start by playing with my cock while I watch your mysterious dark hole twitch and pucker. You'll have to piss as well, and you'll aim it at my cock, which will be getting hard. You'll use that slickness to jerk me off while you relax your sphincter and begin to shit on me, letting it drop and splatter onto my chest. And you'll shit out more, turd after turd plopping onto me, because I know that once I let you do this, you'll save up as big a load as possible.

The pleasure is all mine. You have taught us BiBs all so much. Yes, Poopy Fartz may have been a little too impressionable when you introduced him to our adult lifestyle but hopefully he won't end up in trouble for acting out like Red Onion. Red really turned around in prison. I'm hoping Red will find his own apprentice onion that he can share our gifts with a younger generation.

5am guy is quite happy this morning. 5am guy is grateful that Brown Onion took the time to introduce him to our adult lifestyle. New guy won't be 18 until June but 5am guy thinks he is worth waiting for and that gives 5am guy six months in order to break the ice and to have a conversation with him.

What happened to the Royal Farms girl, 5am?

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> What happened to the Royal Farms girl, 5am?

Spanish Nurse girl turned out to be small-minded and thought poopys should be flushed right away 5am guy should have listened to Brown Onion in the first place and stuck to teaching young men how to become mature BiBs!

lunch time
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It was hard coming into the office today after working from home for two weeks. I am going to stop at 5 guys on the way home tonight. 3 big cheeseburgers and a double order of fries should be good along with half a pumpkin pie I have leftover from Thanksgiving. My bowels can handle it!

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> Rusty, you've taught me a lot about your asshole,
> from the first time I acquiesced and gave you a
> rimjob. And you've taught me more about my own
> asshole than I ever thought I'd know -- lessons
> learned from all the times you've fingered it and
> fucked it, and even the special occasions like the
> time you froze that package of fresh raspberries
> and then carefully poked them into my rectum, one
> after another. That was the first time you made me
> look at my own shit, when I expelled the pulpy red
> mass mixed with darker brown lumps.
>
> And I know how you'll do it when you shit on me --
> you've described it many times while I gave you
> head or while you fucked me. I'll be laying down,
> and you'll kneel over me, your knees outside my
> arms, pinning them in place. You'll start by
> playing with my cock while I watch your mysterious
> dark hole twitch and pucker. You'll have to piss
> as well, and you'll aim it at my cock, which will
> be getting hard. You'll use that slickness to jerk
> me off while you relax your sphincter and begin to
> shit on me, letting it drop and splatter onto my
> chest. And you'll shit out more, turd after turd
> plopping onto me, because I know that once I let
> you do this, you'll save up as big a load as
> possible.


Impersonating is flattery. Thank you.

How are your bowels?

I eat like 5 whoppers a week. They can be rough on the digestive system.

I eat the turds of like 5 homeless hobos a week. They can be rough on the digestive system. I put my open mouth right up to their assholes so I can enjoy the fresh hot loaf straaight outta the oven. Last year I caught a tapeworm, not sure how. I'm always in the woods behind the Bailey's Crossroads shelter, stop by and drop a deuce down my throat.

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>
> How are your bowels?


"How are your bowels?" is secret lingo to see if another man wants to have our type of adult relations. A positive coded response is "Can you smell what the Rock is cooking" followed with a fart... Then it is on like Donkey Kong...Find a stall in the nearest public restroom and Dinner is served!

How are your bowels everybody?!

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>
> > Impersonating is flattery. Thank you.
> >
> > How are your bowels?
>
>
> "How are your bowels?" is secret lingo to see if
> another man wants to have our type of adult
> relations. A positive coded response is "Can you
> smell what the Rock is cooking" followed with a
> fart... Then it is on like Donkey Kong...Find a
> stall in the nearest public restroom and Dinner is
> served!

Aren’t you stupid? This is a simple inquiry about ones colon, and how it’s been functioning. Don’t you think about your colon or are you the superior bowels type person?

Scrambled eggs, scrapple, coffee. Take that bowels.

I regret to inform all the BIB’s that we have lost a brother. 5am guy was found dead in a Paint Bank motel room this morning. Housekeeping discovered him during their normal cleaning routine. He was naked and unresponsive, and had a bowling pin hanging halfway out of his rectal cavity. An investigation is underway, but no foul play is suspected.

5am guy was a decent man. We will all miss him, although his posts were pretty dry, boring and thoughtless.

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>
> Aren’t you stupid? This is a simple inquiry
> about ones colon, and how it’s been functioning.
> Don’t you think about your colon or are you the
> superior bowels type person?


Why is this guy so interested in other people's gastrointestinal tract?

That is a sign of having some seriously fucked up emotional issues.

In the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit I wish you all would refrain from these conversations.

This morning I put 6 chicken thighs in the crock pot along with veggies and seasonings. I bet the house will smell great when I get home. Going to stop at Panera to get a few baguettes to go with it. My bowels can just deal with it!

news onion Wrote:
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> I regret to inform all the BIB’s that we have
> lost a brother. 5am guy was found dead in a Paint
> Bank motel room this morning. Housekeeping
> discovered him during their normal cleaning
> routine. He was naked and unresponsive, and had a
> bowling pin hanging halfway out of his rectal
> cavity. An investigation is underway, but no foul
> play is suspected.
>
> 5am guy was a decent man. We will all miss him,
> although his posts were pretty dry, boring and
> thoughtless.

Poopy Fartz is a sad Poopy Fartz. Poopy Fartz liked 5am guy. Poopy Fartz really liked 5am guy. Poopy Fartz was so happy at that one poop party at Brown Onions when Poopy Fartz got to be the back section of the Human Centipede with 5am guy in the middle and Rusty Craplace in front. No we didn't get sewn together we just used duct tape. Brown Onion taped us up so expertly, we didn't get loose after crawling around on the floor as one. Brown has been doing that for years. He was even thinking of suing the director Tom Mix for stealing his idea.

French toast, hash browns, soda. Take that bowels.

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> French toast, hash browns, soda. Take that bowels.


Does it help?

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> French toast, hash browns, soda. Take that bowels.


I can’t make you, but my goodness, what are you doing with your bowels? All of us have the freedom to do what we want with our bowels, but I’m trying to remember if you’re mid thirties. My goodness. They might work for now but once in your 40’s, I’m afraid for your colon.

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> bowels.
>
>
> I can’t make you, but my goodness, what are you
> doing with your bowels? All of us have the freedom
> to do what we want with our bowels, but I’m
> trying to remember if you’re mid thirties. My
> goodness. They might work for now but once in your
> 40’s, I’m afraid for your colon.

What do you mean you can't remember my age? In 1999, you gave me my very first enema when I turned 18. That was the most important day of my life. You were so soft and kind but hard and forceful when needed. You didn't introduce feasting until our fourth get together. So many of us BiBs are grateful for your slow purposeful introduction process. I really need to introduce you to a new BiB who I am just getting to know. Peter is 19 and is really opening up nicely. Your legacy is growing!!!

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> > > French toast, hash browns, soda. Take that
> > bowels.
> >
> >
> > I can’t make you, but my goodness, what are
> you
> > doing with your bowels? All of us have the
> freedom
> > to do what we want with our bowels, but I’m
> > trying to remember if you’re mid thirties. My
> > goodness. They might work for now but once in
> your
> > 40’s, I’m afraid for your colon.
>
> What do you mean you can't remember my age? In
> 1999, you gave me my very first enema when I
> turned 18. That was the most important day of my
> life. You were so soft and kind but hard and
> forceful when needed. You didn't introduce
> feasting until our fourth get together. So many of
> us BiBs are grateful for your slow purposeful
> introduction process. I really need to introduce
> you to a new BiB who I am just getting to know.
> Peter is 19 and is really opening up nicely. Your
> legacy is growing!!!

Waste of time on your part. Patently false homosexual activity of which I will never support.

Who the hell discusses bowels?

Interesting shit here. For 20 years I was a Dons John man. Drove trucks, transported shitters, and cleaned them. Pay was very good but there are some very nasty people among us.

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My good person, Bowel Movements are a necessity of life. If you are small-minded enough to be offended by an adult discussion of such matters, take your intolerance elsewhere. The Bowel Threads are only for people mature enough to handle them.
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> Interesting shit here. For 20 years I was a Dons
> John man. Drove trucks, transported shitters, and
> cleaned them. Pay was very good but there are some
> very nasty people among us.


Maybe you should come to Brown Onion's next poop party and show us how it is done!

We all are looking to expand our horizons. We would like to share are experiences with you and are looking forward for you sharing things with us.

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>
>
> My good person, Bowel Movements are a necessity of
> life. If you are small-minded enough to be
> offended by an adult discussion of such matters,
> take your intolerance elsewhere. The Bowel Threads
> are only for people mature enough to handle them.

Free country I guess but you all are fucked up.

Vegetable oil in your rectum should make contents slide out.

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> >
> >
> > My good person, Bowel Movements are a necessity
> of
> > life. If you are small-minded enough to be
> > offended by an adult discussion of such
> matters,
> > take your intolerance elsewhere. The Bowel
> Threads
> > are only for people mature enough to handle
> them.
>
> Free country I guess but you all are fucked up.

BiBs aren't the fucked up ones. Perhaps you need to be shown. You should check out one of Brown Onion's poop parties. We will start you in slow. You might want to drive thru Taco Bell for a quick meal beforehand to get your bowels prepared for the festivities. Instead of keeping your desires secret, you will find a group of receptive men who will welcome you to the tribe.

Look at the depravity and character smears by the superior bowel people. We can’t even have one thread to discuss our IBS woes. They are maybe even worse than our capricious doctors, who treat us like modern day lepers.

Year after year they insult us, but brothers in bowel support each other. With various recipes, relaxing techniques, medical advice, and moral support too.

Later on will have a story for the Dons John employee. That day must have been horrific for the employee. My apologies.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Look at the depravity and character smears by the
> superior bowel people. We can’t even have one
> thread to discuss our IBS woes. They are maybe
> even worse than our capricious doctors, who treat
> us like modern day lepers.
>
> Year after year they insult us, but brothers in
> bowel support each other. With various recipes,
> relaxing techniques, medical advice, and moral
> support too.
>
> Later on will have a story for the Dons John
> employee. That day must have been horrific for the
> employee. My apologies.


You tell them Brown. Our desires are wholesome and healthy and these freaks are trying to make us look like degenerate perverts. As far as the Dons John employee, I think have a potty professional will add a bit of gravitas to the BiBs!

Now Matilda leaned back so that her asshole was above my face. I was fascinated by her ass, I watched as it puckered and strained, a little spot of brown appeared in the centre, it grew in size and started to come out into the world, then it disappeared back in again as mistress relaxed. Again the same thing happened but this time the brown spot got bigger till it finally began to emerge as a turd. Frustration! It popped back in again. I so desperately wanted to eat shit. Another appearance was made, this time the brown log kept coming till it reached that non returnable point. I got the full smell now and it was vile, just as shit should be. I strained to make sure my mouth was open as wide as possible. The turd hung there getting bigger and bigger but not letting go of its owner. It was hovering just above my lips. Then with a grunt and a squeeze Matilda let it drop.

It was thick, it was about four inches long; it was brown and putrid and it was in my mouth. I was a toilet at last. It tasted just as bad as shit should; it smelled worse than shit should and it fitted snugly into my mouth. I closed my lips around it. I was wondering what to do when Mistress commanded, “Hold it there slave, don’t chew it, don’t suck it, and don’t be sick.” Minutes passed by. It was so strange to have that shit just sitting in my mouth with the taste invading every sense; taste and smell were all attacked by the pervasive chemistry of her Faeces. “Ok brother,” she whispered, “You may chew now; don’t swallow, just chew.” As ordered I chewed; I was in heaven, I wanted the meal to last forever.

Brown, What an exciting tale! But I thought we agreed to keep those sorts of writings off of this site. This site is for outreach to potential BiBs. We don't need to give the superior boweled meanies any more fodder against us.

Going to get the KFC 20 dollar fill up tonight. They claim it feeds a family of four but it is the right size for my dinner. My bowels could have some trouble with this , we will see.

Onions out the other end.
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Goulash

My bowels haven't moved since June. Finally had grandma stick her finger in me over thanksgiving to see what's going on. About a foot up in there she found what looks like sawdust. I'm relieved that I'm okay. At least I don't have IBS.

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We all know you love goulash cooked twice!
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Brown, how is Poopy Fartz doing with the death of 5am guy?

They were pretty tight, weren't they?

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Sending prayers and good vibes your way. God bless!

Hi all! 5am guy checking in here once again. 5am guy is back to his regular schedule at work. 5am guy is taking the dumps while the city sleeps. 5am guy is a little bit sad that the Denny's down the road has closed. 5am guy was used to getting lunch at 3am at the Denny's. 5am guy sends best wishes to all the BiB's!

5am guy, you are a treasure. Have a nice rest of the day.

I wish dad would stop obsessing over the obese neighbor. He is on a business trip, and dad has his pic by the grill and is crying. Mom and grandpa says they are very close. I guess dad will be cooking unhealthy foods alone for a few days, and walking around stinking up the house. Grandma is making granola bars this morning.

Mac and cheese, Deviled eggs, soda. Take that bowels.

Flows out smoothly too
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Boiled Onion Wrote:
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> Mac and cheese, Deviled eggs, soda. Take that
> bowels.

I tend to eat a lot of eggs when I am in the mood for the aroma of sulfur during my next 'play time'. Sulfur smell is an acquired delight.

Here is a remarkable young BiB! I wonder if Brown Onion personally introduced him to our adult lifestyle! I think we could use him as a poster child for our community. People will get a better understanding of what we do and be far less intolerant and judgmental towards us.
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Brown Onion and myself have been discussing whether we should turn our adult lifestyle into an initial and join others who have been unduly discriminated against. I think 'LGBTQP' has a nice ring to it. 'B' for 'Bowels' naturally would have been our first choice but it was taken. 'P' for 'Potty' is almost as good and perhaps even a tad more descriptive of the desires we act out upon.

You all are just hassling a few people. Grow up. Mental midgets.

The 8 pieces of KFC I had last night along with a couple of side dishes were too much for my bowels and I had problems early this morning. No more KFC for me!

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> You all are just hassling a few people. Grow up.
> Mental midgets.


It is amazing how much hassle and intolerance we BiBs get from small-minded fecalphobes. Brown Onion takes it so seriously. This is one of his favorite clips. Hopefully it will perk him right up. He says it reminds him of his days of youth frolicking with his sister Matilda.
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> The 8 pieces of KFC I had last night along with a
> couple of side dishes were too much for my bowels
> and I had problems early this morning. No more KFC
> for me!

I hope this is a wake up call for you boiled. Years ago I too was disrespectful to my bowels but Brown Onion helped me to realize the error of my ways. I have been eating healthy for 3 years now and my bowels are better and I lost 22 pounds.
It is okay to have a big greasy meal on a rare occasion but you really need to focus on healthy foods and portion control. You mentioned earlier that you have a small crock pot, there are plenty of sensible meals that can be cooked in a crock pot. Try some of these,
https://thecleaneatingcouple.com/healthy-crockpot-recipes/

Nice recipe right here
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Hi all! 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy "accidently" unplugged the security cameras so 5am guy could take a dump in the big bosses private restroom. It is nice in there with dim lighting and a real leather chair, fancy European soaps and a black toilet with a heated seat. 5am guy enjoyed a luxury dump earlier. 5am guy wishes all the BiB's a good weekend!

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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy
> "accidently" unplugged the security cameras so 5am
> guy could take a dump in the big bosses private
> restroom. It is nice in there with dim lighting
> and a real leather chair, fancy European soaps and
> a black toilet with a heated seat. 5am guy enjoyed
> a luxury dump earlier. 5am guy wishes all the
> BiB's a good weekend!


Sound very relaxing. I wish my boss had his own toilet. That must be a nice perk.

Brown Onion told me that this gif reminds him of Rusty years ago when they first met.

Rusty opened up to Brown quite nicely.
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I just called in a couple of foot-long steak and cheese subs with bacon and extra mayo at a nearby pizza place. I am going to pick them up on the way home. My bowels need a little break so that is all I'm having for dinner.

can't wait to get home.
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Disgusting and even for the psychotic Brown Onion user name this is worse.

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> Disgusting and even for the psychotic Brown Onion
> user name this is worse.


Isn't it great that Brown Onion has made a safe space for all adult lifestyles!
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That enlightened fellow seems to have done some quality video work. We should see if we can have him as a special guest at one of Brown Onion's mature parties. He can be the coveted middle section of one of the Human Centipedes. I've got dibs on being the back section on that one.

Brown Onion is throwing a party this weekend (Saturday afternoon)in memory of the recently deceased 5am guy. Please RSVP and eat a huge Denny’s meal prior.

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> Brown Onion is throwing a party this weekend
> (Saturday afternoon)in memory of the recently
> deceased 5am guy. Please RSVP and eat a huge
> Denny’s meal prior.

This makes Poopy Fartz a happy Poopy Fartz, Is Senior Red Onion going to be there? If so, Poopy Fartz will go 'south of the Border' and drive thru Taco Bell before the festivities. Poopy Fartz loves chalupa poopy farts best of all and so will Red Onin.

Poopy, that sounds delightful. It is a long shot, but I'm going down to the funeral home to steal his body for the gala. Both John Barrymore and Gram Parsons had their bodies taken by the ones who really loved them. I think it would mean a lot to Brown Onion to shit in 5am guy's mouth one last time.

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> Poopy, that sounds delightful. It is a long shot,
> but I'm going down to the funeral home to steal
> his body for the gala. Both John Barrymore and
> Gram Parsons had their bodies taken by the ones
> who really loved them. I think it would mean a
> lot to Brown Onion to shit in 5am guy's mouth one
> last time.

You should make a trip over to the mortuary and dig up 5am guy’s dead mom while you’re at it. The dirt is still fresh. I’m sure she would enjoy the party too.

Okay that’s just plain disgusting.

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I have to agree, The amount of intolerance and judgement we BiBs receive is disgusting. We are discriminated against everywhere we go. We have been blackballed by Dominos and they will no longer deliver pizza to our get-togethers. Yes, Brown Onion did give that young rapscallion driver a provocative tip for getting the pizzas there quickly, However, I don't think it was a reason for a permaban. Brown Onion was just checking him out to see if he was perhaps interested in experimenting with our adult lifestyle. Showing a rookie BiB how to open up is a highlight for us.

I delivered to Mr. Brown Onion. Best tip I’ve ever gotten. Extra olives is important.

I work for Dominos and Brown Onion is a regular customer, so when I see an order from him come in I always try to deliver it myself. We have worked out a little game. I drive up to BO's little shack and pull over. Then I drop a deuce on some aluminum foil I keep in the car for just such an occasion and wrap it up. Then I take out a slice of pizza and use the crust side to wipe my ass. Sometimes if things are messy it requires 2 or 3 slices. I put the pizza back in the box, replace the complimentary peppers with my turd and close the top. Then I walk up to BO's place where he is anxiously waiting for his special treat. He says he enjoys the suspense of not knowing which slice of pizza is covered on the bottom with shit.

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> I work for Dominos and Brown Onion is a regular
> customer, so when I see an order from him come in
> I always try to deliver it myself. We have worked
> out a little game. I drive up to BO's little
> shack and pull over. Then I drop a deuce on some
> aluminum foil I keep in the car for just such an
> occasion and wrap it up. Then I take out a slice
> of pizza and use the crust side to wipe my ass.
> Sometimes if things are messy it requires 2 or 3
> slices. I put the pizza back in the box, replace
> the complimentary peppers with my turd and close
> the top. Then I walk up to BO's place where he is
> anxiously waiting for his special treat. He says
> he enjoys the suspense of not knowing which slice
> of pizza is covered on the bottom with shit.


I just take a shit on his pizza and close the box. I wipe my ass with the other pizza. Tastes the same anyways.


Pizzapizza!

I got a new breakfast idea. I am going to mcdonalds to get three big breakfasts then I will bring them home to chop them up and fill flour tortillas with the food and fold them up. After microwaving them I will eat them with a lot of franks red hot sauce. My bowels can handle it!

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> I got a new breakfast idea. I am going to
> mcdonalds to get three big breakfasts then I will
> bring them home to chop them up and fill flour
> tortillas with the food and fold them up. After
> microwaving them I will eat them with a lot of
> franks red hot sauce. My bowels can handle it!


And us BiBs will be able to handle your bowels at Brown Onion's party later today!

Good news for the BiBs. I found something I am going to wear today! While rooting through the trash in my neighborhood, I found an almost new pair of tighty-no longer whities. Hanes size Med. I wear a large but a smaller size makes my package a bit more formidable looking. It seems they were tossed over some brown butt stains that wouldn't wash out. What a waste. BiBs all agree that butt stains make a statement about our adult lifestyle. It may seem silly to some since the underpants come off pretty quickly at our get-togethers, but true believers understand the importance.

my trumptard neighbor shits himself routinely

my trumptard neighbor Wrote:
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> my trumptard neighbor shits himself routinely


Do you think he might want to join our adult lifestyle? Our group is non-partisan but it does skew towards Trump worshipers Do you think he is mature enough to shit in Brown Onion's and have Brown Onion shit is his?

Howdy brown guyz! I shore does hope everyone iz havin a good Deecember. I feels like I iz truly blessed ta have me a three day weekend thiz weekend. I tooks tha day off on monday and I plan on doin some seriouz relaxin an some beer drinkin. Fo dinner tonite I am a bakin me a hole chicken and makin green beanz and mash potatoez. I dont think that will be too hard on tha bowelz.
I hopes everyone here haz a good chrismass seazon this year. God bless all yall!

In prison there is a special way of clearing out bowel obstructions. Brown Onion learned it there
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I used to wear adult diapers to act out on my hidden desires. Regular undies are much better and make tremendous souvenirs.

There really is nothing like the first shit in a new pair!
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I think people are just jealous of our erotic adult lifestyle. Once you have shit into another man's mouth and he has shit into yours, you can't comprehend the bond us BiBs have with one another.

Did anyone make it to BO’s party? I couldn’t go because of work. How was it?

Laborer Onion Wrote:
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> Did anyone make it to BO’s party? I couldn’t
> go because of work. How was it?


I was going to make it but a rare opportunity to break in a new BiB presented itself. My son is taking online classes at the local community college. He brought over a classmate yesterday to work on a term project. I knew instantly that this kid wanted to embrace our lifestyle. I ruphied my son so he wouldn't get all negative. After voicing concern of my son's safety, I realized I better ruphie the study mate too. After it was over, I could tell it wasn't the first time this study mate came to naked on the floor with shit in his mouth.

Now Father knows best Onion, we all keep ruphies on hand to quell the nerves of inexperienced BiBs before they are opened up for the first time. But in this day and age, we shouldn't really talk about it. It is too easily misunderstood by small-minded fecalphobes.

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Howdy brown guyz! I shore does hope everyone iz
> havin a good Deecember. I feels like I iz truly
> blessed ta have me a three day weekend thiz
> weekend. I tooks tha day off on monday and I plan
> on doin some seriouz relaxin an some beer drinkin.
> Fo dinner tonite I am a bakin me a hole chicken
> and makin green beanz and mash potatoez. I dont
> think that will be too hard on tha bowelz.
> I hopes everyone here haz a good chrismass seazon
> this year. God bless all yall!


God bless you and early seasons greetings red onion. Have you ever had your colon explode into a stocking? It’s not a good feeling. Anyhow glad to hear your food is bowel friendly. Hoping you have a wonderful Christmas, and to the real brothers in bowel, may our bowels cooperate!

Cinder blocks, cinder blocks.

Brown Onion Wrote:

> God bless you and early seasons greetings red
> onion. Have you ever had your colon explode into a
> stocking? It’s not a good feeling. Anyhow glad
> to hear your food is bowel friendly. Hoping you
> have a wonderful Christmas, and to the real
> brothers in bowel, may our bowels cooperate!

Yes Brown, shitting in the kid's stockings has been a holiday tradition in the Craplace household part for over a decade.

Thank you for the wise suggestion.

Ham, waffles, coffee. Take that bowels.

Dinner is served
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Who gets their jollies off of crap?