His name was “Saint D’arcy” and he said he could guarantee a Trump-Pence victory if we had sex while lathered in a coconut lime lubricant. I sucked him and he penetrated me and we chanted together. I passed out during the ceremony. Such a spiritual experience. I cried in his arms afterward. I would do anything for our president and our great country. I will never let soy libtards Vick our country into oblivion. MAGA!

I participated in an orgy with several women so that Trump would lose, and it was a spiritual experience. Actually I did it for the sex, but claiming a higher purpose sounds better.