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I partook in a voodoo sex ritual with a Haitian witch doctor so Trump would get re-elected
President Trump FTW!
Date: October 17, 2020 02:28AM
His name was “Saint D’arcy” and he said he could guarantee a Trump-Pence victory if we had sex while lathered in a coconut lime lubricant. I sucked him and he penetrated me and we chanted together. I passed out during the ceremony. Such a spiritual experience. I cried in his arms afterward. I would do anything for our president and our great country. I will never let soy libtards Vick our country into oblivion. MAGA!
Re: I partook in a voodoo sex ritual with a Haitian witch doctor so Trump would get re-elected
Biden victory camp
Date: October 17, 2020 12:00PM
I participated in an orgy with several women so that Trump would lose, and it was a spiritual experience. Actually I did it for the sex, but claiming a higher purpose sounds better.