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Why do chicks get the sniffles when they give head?
Posted by: Dude ()
Date: May 01, 2010 08:41PM

Any women here have any feedback? I'm just curious, I don't get the sniffles when I go down on a chick so I'm just wondering.

Re: Why do chicks get the sniffles when they give head?
Posted by: Gonads Dick and Bacteria ()
Date: May 01, 2010 08:58PM

They get the sniffles because they smell your nasty dirty dick and balls letting off bacteria spores. These scrotum bacteria spores tend to irritate the lining of the female nasal passages. Bottom line scrub your nuts and cock before asking some poor gal to suck on your teenie weenie, and the sobbing blow jobs should cease.

Re: Why do chicks get the sniffles when they give head?
Posted by: or ()
Date: May 01, 2010 09:09PM

or b/c they are breathing thru their nose dumbass and why/how does that one pubic hair get stuck in your throat after you've gone down on a girl...how I ask?

Re: Why do chicks get the sniffles when they give head?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: May 01, 2010 09:49PM

two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun.

Re: Why do chicks get the sniffles when they give head?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 01, 2010 10:13PM

This should go in Misery's sex thread.

Re: Why do chicks get the sniffles when they give head?
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: May 01, 2010 10:56PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese
> pickles onions on a sesame seed bun.


You deserve a break today, so get up and get away, at micky d's

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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo

Re: Why do chicks get the sniffles when they give head?
Posted by: FoolSmacker ()
Date: May 01, 2010 11:48PM

Dude Wrote:
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> Any women here have any feedback? I'm just
> curious, I don't get the sniffles when I go down
> on a chick so I'm just wondering.


The sniffles go along with the crying. Even though you gave her the cookies, she's crying because she knows it's wrong not to tell mommy and daddy what you did to her.

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Who knows from whence he came, and who knows where he goes, dot dot dot.

Re: Why do chicks get the sniffles when they give head?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: May 01, 2010 11:58PM

FoolSmacker Wrote:
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> Dude Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Any women here have any feedback? I'm just
> > curious, I don't get the sniffles when I go
> down
> > on a chick so I'm just wondering.
>
>
> The sniffles go along with the crying. Even though
> you gave her the cookies, she's crying because she
> knows it's wrong not to tell mommy and daddy what
> you did to her.

FoolSmacker, it sounds like you could use a refresher course in "not-okay touching". Remember, if someone touches you in a private place, tell someone! And KEEP TELLING until someone listens! Listen to the man in the pantsless bear suit.


Re: Why do chicks get the sniffles when they give head?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 02, 2010 12:02AM

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Re: Why do chicks get the sniffles when they give head?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: May 02, 2010 01:34AM

Dude Wrote:
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> Any women here have any feedback? I'm just
> curious, I don't get the sniffles when I go down
> on a chick so I'm just wondering.

Maybe the "chick" woke up and said to herself, "WTF am I doing?"

Just my guess.

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