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It’s a shame that coffee, it can really mess up a morning. Bet you want that beverage of roast that smells so good. Yet on an empty stomach be careful. The amount of stenchy gas here might cause alarm at Washington Gas. It’s awful the rotten eggs but will try healthy cereal and fruits to at least make it more fragrant. Coffee being a stimulant, can help you evacuate your bowels. In an emergency coffee and a cigarette are the best of all.
Brown Onion Wrote:s
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> It’s a shame that coffee, it can really mess up
> a morning. Bet you want that beverage of roast
> that smells so good. Yet on an empty stomach be
> careful. The amount of stenchy gas here might
> cause alarm at Washington Gas. It’s awful the
> rotten eggs but will try healthy cereal and fruits
> to at least make it more fragrant. Coffee being a
> stimulant, can help you evacuate your bowels. In
> an emergency coffee and a cigarette are the best
> of all.
What we all love about Brown Onion is he thinks about which foods make his own farts more 'fragrant'.
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Fantastic posts, my bowels evacuated for the last time last night on my way to Heaven - the Mormon Tabernacle Choir was there in the hospital room as I dropped my last cinder block.
Also we do not need to wear masks to protect others!
After being done with political science class, it disturbs me to find dad and the obese neighbor grilling again. You can see the fat on the grill. They are both in their underwear, and I wonder what our neighbors think of our family now.
Scientists have observed -- by way of some very invasive studies -- that coffee of any sort can stimulate the distal colon, which helps push waste out of the body more quickly.
So the physical mechanism is well understood, but not what triggers it.
BEH Wrote:
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> Scientists have observed -- by way of some very
> invasive studies -- that coffee of any sort can
> stimulate the distal colon, which helps push waste
> out of the body more quickly.
>
> So the physical mechanism is well understood, but
> not what triggers it.
Patently false. There's no evidence of that, and you should probably visit a board certified GI, instead of coming up with obtuse write ups.
Retired GI Wrote:
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> BEH Wrote:
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> > Scientists have observed -- by way of some very
> > invasive studies -- that coffee of any sort can
> > stimulate the distal colon, which helps push
> waste
> > out of the body more quickly.
> >
> > So the physical mechanism is well understood,
> but
> > not what triggers it.
>
>
> Patently false. There's no evidence of that, and
> you should probably visit a board certified GI,
> instead of coming up with obtuse write ups.
Poopy Fartz thinks Retired GI is a Poopy Head. Poopy Fartz wishes Retired GI could walk a mile in Poopy Fartz's adult diapers. Retired GI wasn't potty trained correctly.
Poopy Fartz Wrote:
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> Retired GI Wrote:
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> > BEH Wrote:
> >
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> > > Scientists have observed -- by way of some
> very
> > > invasive studies -- that coffee of any sort
> can
> > > stimulate the distal colon, which helps push
> > waste
> > > out of the body more quickly.
> > >
> > > So the physical mechanism is well understood,
> > but
> > > not what triggers it.
> >
> >
> > Patently false. There's no evidence of that,
> and
> > you should probably visit a board certified GI,
> > instead of coming up with obtuse write ups.
>
>
> Poopy Fartz thinks Retired GI is a Poopy Head.
> Poopy Fartz wishes Retired GI could walk a mile in
> Poopy Fartz's adult diapers. Retired GI wasn't
> potty trained correctly.
toasted onion Wrote:
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> I have been eating salads for dinner and oatmeal
> with fresh fruit for breakfast and have noticed
> improvements with my digestion.
free flowing Wrote:
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> toasted onion Wrote:
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> > I have been eating salads for dinner and
> oatmeal
> > with fresh fruit for breakfast and have noticed
> > improvements with my digestion.
>
> That would give me liquid shitz.
Isn't that the point?
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Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy is getting ready to start his weekend here in just a few hours. 5am guy has no plans for his two nights off other than to drink beer and watch movies at home. Sometimes 5am guy gets a little lonely because 5am guy works alone and lives alone. 5am guy is thankful for all the BiB's here.
5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy is
> getting ready to start his weekend here in just a
> few hours. 5am guy has no plans for his two nights
> off other than to drink beer and watch movies at
> home. Sometimes 5am guy gets a little lonely
> because 5am guy works alone and lives alone. 5am
> guy is thankful for all the BiB's here.
Poopy Fartz likes 5am guy. People Fartz really likes 5am guy. Poopy Fartz has the next all week off. Poopy Fartz has a Blu-ray of "Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skulls" and Poopy Fartz is planning to watch it tonight. Poopy Fartz could pick up a six pack of Mike's hard lemonade and some Doritos and 5am guy can come over. Does 5am guy like slim Jims?
Poopy Fartz Wrote:
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> 5am guy Wrote:
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> > Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy is
> > getting ready to start his weekend here in just
> a
> > few hours. 5am guy has no plans for his two
> nights
> > off other than to drink beer and watch movies
> at
> > home. Sometimes 5am guy gets a little lonely
> > because 5am guy works alone and lives alone.
> 5am
> > guy is thankful for all the BiB's here.
>
>
> Poopy Fartz likes 5am guy. People Fartz really
> likes 5am guy. Poopy Fartz has the next all week
> off. Poopy Fartz has a Blu-ray of "Indiana Jones
> and the Crystal Skulls" and Poopy Fartz is
> planning to watch it tonight. Poopy Fartz could
> pick up a six pack of Mike's hard lemonade and
> some Doritos and 5am guy can come over. Does 5am
> guy like slim Jims?
I think Jules had a baby with the Obese neighbor and gave it up for adoption. Dad keeps joking and asking how much money they got for their love child. Im having a healthful 24 hour fast drinking only boiled filtered water and organic psyllium
The boss let me knock off work a couple hours early today so I went by safeway and bought a oven stuffer roaster and a box of stovetop stuffing. The bird should be fully cooked about a hour from now and I am going to try and eat the whole thing. I think my bowels can handle it.
ylync Wrote:
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> Poopy Fartz Wrote:
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> > 5am guy Wrote:
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> > > Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy is
> > > getting ready to start his weekend here in
> justth
> > a
> > > few hours. 5am guy has no plans for his two
> > nights
> > > off other than to drink beer and watch movies
> > at
> > > home. Sometimes 5am guy gets a little lonely
> > > because 5am guy works alone and lives alone.
> > 5am
> > > guy is thankful for all the BiB's here.
> >
> >
> > Poopy Fartz likes 5am guy. People Fartz really
> > likes 5am guy. Poopy Fartz has the next all
> week
> > off. Poopy Fartz has a Blu-ray of "Indiana
> Jones
> > and the Crystal Skulls" and Poopy Fartz is
> > planning to watch it tonight. Poopy Fartz could
> > pick up a six pack of Mike's hard lemonade and
> > some Doritos and 5am guy can come over. Does
> 5am
> > guy like slim Jims?
>
> Hi Lisa!
Poopy Fartz is only known as Lisa at 'those' sort of parties. Poopy Fartz wants to know if 'ylync' is known as "Sticky" at those get togethers?
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> Nobody can see images on here.
spring onion Wrote:
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> I think Jules had a baby with the Obese neighbor
> and gave it up for adoption. Dad keeps joking and
> asking how much money they got for their love
> child. Im having a healthful 24 hour fast
> drinking only boiled filtered water and organic
> psyllium
Unfortunate turn of events my young friend. It might be time to murder the Obese neighbor. Talk to your grandma she can probably get one of her homies in the hood to pull his card for an eight ball. Think about it.
5am guy Wrote:
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> 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy says hi to all
> the BiB's!
Poopy Fartz likes 5am guy. Poopy Fartz really likes 5am guy. Poopy Fartz hasn't worked since January. Poopy Fartz likes hot pockets. Poopy Fartz really likes hot pockets. Does 5am guy like hot pockets? Does 5am guy want to visit Poopy Fartz and eat hot pockets and play Nintendo Wii? Poopy Fartz and 5am guy can drink Dr. Pepper.
Going to call in a family sized lasagna and garlic bread meal from my local independent pizza shop to pick up on my way home from work. We will see how the bowels do with this!
boiled onion Wrote:
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> Going to call in a family sized lasagna and garlic
> bread meal from my local independent pizza shop to
> pick up on my way home from work. We will see how
> the bowels do with this!
Hi all! 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy has started cooking meals at work on a electric pot that 5am guy bought from Amazon for 30 dollars. 5am guy had Chunky beef noodle soup with some Town House crackers for lunch and it was pretty good and very inexpensive. 5am guy thinks this will have positive effects on 5am guys digestive system. 5am guy wishes all the BiB's well!