It seems that all the Asian Massage Parlors hold true to their nickname of "Rub & Tugs"....if you know what I mean. Does anyone know of any Asian Massage Parlors that offer Full Service....if you know what I mean.

Hey shut up PIG, if you... 'know what I mean'.

I smell bacon.

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I realize it is the end of the month, and you're desperate to fill your ticket/arrest quota so you can keep your job, but this is fucked up.

If you aren't a cop, you are an idiot if you expect to get real information through here. The title "Fairfax Underground" doesn't mean this is a secret site. It is mainly just a cult of about 20 people who comment on every thread, try to get people they don't like banned, and is viewed by a million other people.

And most of the time when someone asks this, some smart-ass from the cult gives the number and address to the stonecroft police station. it's getting old guys.

You know if you go out into the real world, most people don't know what OWNED, PWNED, LOLHOPPER, FTW means?

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> The title "Fairfax Underground" doesn't mean this is a
> secret site. It is mainly just a cult of about 20
> people who comment on every thread, try to get
> people they don't like banned, and is viewed by a
> million other people.
>

JOIN US.


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my favorite for the good old HAPPIEST ending (if you know what I mean) is at 4900 Stonecroft Boulevard, Chantilly, VA 20151. Make sure to bring a tip for your girl (if you know what I mean), they usually go wild for donuts (if you catch my drift)

I'm not a cop, just looking to hear for a good place to go.

Massage Parlor Brothels and Human Trafficking are the business engine that fuels the worldwide spread of AIDS. So maybe you should think about that when you go to visit someone who is FORCED to be a prostitute!

I know, you can ask them and they'll tell you they love it, they want the money, etc, etc. Really, its so obvious they've been told what to say.

So for you who frequent these brothels, you are adding to the riches of people who steal people's health for a trafficker's wealth. Those girls don't get paid at all! You are creating HELL for them.

I don't care...

Rub it out, gook!

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I smell bacon.
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> edit by Cary: Image of bacon removed due to
> copyright complaint from "Mr. Folkert Knieper,
> Wendenstraße 1A, 20097 Hamburg" original file
> available here:
> http://www.marions-kochbuch.de/index/0784.htm


"Image of bacon removed due to copyright complaint"

That's hilarious.

go to dc

Why get an Asian when you can have any of the beautiful White women with huge areolas all around you?!

You can always go with the 30 girls. Hookers for the illegals. 30 bucks for 15 minutes.

Never been to one but if I ever do go visit one then I will demand the Asian girls to be super cute and super clean.

When I mean super clean I mean so clean that if I am allowed to fist her that my hand when removed from her brown star smells like strawberries and not the toilet.

If the Asian girl is that clean then I want full access to her body for the full hour.

Fisting is extra

Has Sunstar closed? No answer on the phone.

I used to go to swan massage in sterling park and Ashburn. But those got raided. There is one in Herndon I go to now.

Look on backpage. If they offer table shower they probably will jerk you off.

It hasn't been called Swan in at least a year. And it wasn't busted. I don't know why it closed, probably no one to work there. Stick with the utr girls. Check the reviews on TER.

Bwtgy Wrote:
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> It hasn't been called Swan in at least a year. And
> it wasn't busted. I don't know why it closed,
> probably no one to work there. Stick with the utr
> girls. Check the reviews on TER.

Yes it did, my friend saw it he raided and the one in Ashburn next to the O and D trail closed as well.

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> > It hasn't been called Swan in at least a year.
> And
> > it wasn't busted. I don't know why it closed,
> > probably no one to work there. Stick with the
> utr
> > girls. Check the reviews on TER.
>
> Yes it did, my friend saw it he raided and the one
> in Ashburn next to the O and D trail closed as
> well.

Wow and weird. The girl there was licensed.

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> > > It hasn't been called Swan in at least a
> year.
> > And
> > > it wasn't busted. I don't know why it closed,
> > > probably no one to work there. Stick with the
> > utr
> > > girls. Check the reviews on TER.
> >
> > Yes it did, my friend saw it he raided and the
> one
> > in Ashburn next to the O and D trail closed as
> > well.
>
> Wow and weird. The girl there was licensed.

I doubt it. Considering they used to blow me and give me prostate massages. Also, one time I went in the room and she had porn playing on her iPad.