How are they actually going to pay for all these free Obama phones now that 100% of the United States is on Republican Big Government Socialized Welfare, Corporate Welfare, Free Muslim Kenyan Healthcare, Unlimted PTO, Socialized Government benefits?

They can't raise taxes. Nobody has jobs.

It took 10 years but I think Bush's temporary tax cuts for 8 years is finally starting to really kick into high gear right now.
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