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Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 25, 2020 06:47AM

Time to make clear my disdain with Gastrointestinal doctors. They are the quacks of the medical community. Chiropractors laugh at them. My last visit after sitting at this version of the DMV, the nurse yells out my name with next. Sitting on a cold table, the nurse treated me like I had Coronavirus. Her cold indifference, was noted and when the doctor showed up, he wrote me a prescription with no eye contact. His bedside manner was disgusting, as he treated me like human cattle, and made my rear end hurt even more in the stirrups. Truly atrocious and I walked out with a limp as he smoked a cigarette.

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: March 25, 2020 06:58AM

What up BiBs!

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: March 25, 2020 07:27AM

My accident has forced me to return home.

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Retired GI ()
Date: March 25, 2020 07:57AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Time to make clear my disdain with
> Gastrointestinal doctors. They are the quacks of
> the medical community. Chiropractors laugh at
> them. My last visit after sitting at this version
> of the DMV, the nurse yells out my name with next.
> Sitting on a cold table, the nurse treated me like
> I had Coronavirus. Her cold indifference, was
> noted and when the doctor showed up, he wrote me a
> prescription with no eye contact. His bedside
> manner was disgusting, as he treated me like human
> cattle, and made my rear end hurt even more in the
> stirrups. Truly atrocious and I walked out with a
> limp as he smoked a cigarette.


Obtuse write ups smearing medical professionals. Wonder why you’re a loathed individual?

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 25, 2020 08:26AM

Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
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> My accident has forced me to return home.


Sorry to hear this. Do you drive with tarps? If not was thinking this might decrease car messes. Good luck!

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 25, 2020 08:27AM

Retired GI Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Time to make clear my disdain with
> > Gastrointestinal doctors. They are the quacks
> of
> > the medical community. Chiropractors laugh at
> > them. My last visit after sitting at this
> version
> > of the DMV, the nurse yells out my name with
> next.
> > Sitting on a cold table, the nurse treated me
> like
> > I had Coronavirus. Her cold indifference, was
> > noted and when the doctor showed up, he wrote me
> a
> > prescription with no eye contact. His bedside
> > manner was disgusting, as he treated me like
> human
> > cattle, and made my rear end hurt even more in
> the
> > stirrups. Truly atrocious and I walked out with
> a
> > limp as he smoked a cigarette.
>
>
> Obtuse write ups smearing medical professionals.
> Wonder why you’re a loathed individual?


Same cures, such promises, so many great services. And nothing to show for it but money in your pockets!!!!! Shame on you!

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: March 25, 2020 09:14AM

Brown you’re not lying. My experiences aren’t as bad, but the prescriptions aren’t a cure.

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Amateur Doc ()
Date: March 25, 2020 10:14AM

Exercise and maintain a healthy diet. Problem solved. You all are pretty stupid.

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: anal izer onion ()
Date: March 25, 2020 11:00AM

Brown Onion

-Racist, check
-Hates Science and Physicians/blames them for his problems, check
-Homophobe, check
-Sexist douchebag, check
-Employs illegal immigrants/hates illegal immigrants/tells others dont employ them/check
-Is INCEL, check
-Is OLD AF, check
-Drives shitty American gass-guzzler, check
-Lives government checks, check

Analysis/chance of being Frothing Trump Supporter = 100%

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 25, 2020 11:10AM

Amateur Doc Wrote:
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> Exercise and maintain a healthy diet. Problem
> solved. You all are pretty stupid.

Guess what those of us with IBS still do that. Do you know how tired those of with IBS are of hearing this crap.

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 25, 2020 11:13AM

anal izer onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion
>
> -Racist, check
> -Hates Science and Physicians/blames them for his
> problems, check
> -Homophobe, check
> -Sexist douchebag, check
> -Employs illegal immigrants/hates illegal
> immigrants/tells others dont employ them/check
> -Is INCEL, check
> -Is OLD AF, check
> -Drives shitty American gass-guzzler, check
> -Lives government checks, check
>
> Analysis/chance of being Frothing Trump
> Supporter = 100%


What the hell is INCEL? Speak English. It’s our nation’s language after all. And you’re wrong I’m very pro science having been in the military and working for the technology corridor years ago. All of these allegations. How do you like driving your little moped in the rain?

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Miscavage.. ()
Date: March 25, 2020 11:45AM

Assholes fucking with brown and other up yours, it’s a free country asshole but being a dick is uncalled for!

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: March 25, 2020 11:53AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Amateur Doc Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Exercise and maintain a healthy diet. Problem
> > solved. You all are pretty stupid.
>
> Guess what those of us with IBS still do that. Do
> you know how tired those of with IBS are of
> hearing this crap.


It is not like you offer any solution yourself you sick fuck.
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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Father Onion ()
Date: March 25, 2020 12:09PM

The real reason for Brown Onions plight is a lack of prayer and bigotry. Hatred has no place in our churches or community.

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: babies coming out your ass? ()
Date: March 25, 2020 12:12PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> anal izer onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion
> >
> > -Racist, check
> > -Hates Science and Physicians/blames them for
> his
> > problems, check
> > -Homophobe, check
> > -Sexist douchebag, check
> > -Employs illegal immigrants/hates illegal
> > immigrants/tells others dont employ them/check
> > -Is INCEL, check
> > -Is OLD AF, check
> > -Drives shitty American gass-guzzler, check
> > -Lives government checks, check
> >
> > Analysis/chance of being Frothing Trump
> > Supporter = 100%

>
> What the hell is INCEL? Speak English. It’s our
> nation’s language after all. And you’re wrong
> I’m very pro science having been in the military
> and working for the technology corridor years ago.
> All of these allegations. How do you like driving
> your little moped in the rain?

working in the 'technology corridor' and doesnt know what INCEL is. Jesus you are Old AF. Were you a rotary dial phone repairman? Of course you dont deny any other things on the list. You pretend your bowel movements are babies coming out your ass delivered by midwives. Let that soak in

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion is in his high chair ()
Date: March 25, 2020 12:51PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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>
> What the hell is INCEL? Speak English. It’s our
> nation’s language after all. And you’re wrong
> I’m very pro science having been in the military
> and working for the technology corridor years ago.
> All of these allegations. How do you like driving
> your little moped in the rain?

When you throw tantrums like a three-year-old, one has to wonder if your poop fixation comes from a traumatic potty training. You wouldn't be the first one.

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 25, 2020 01:00PM

babies coming out your ass? Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > anal izer onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion
> > >
> > > -Racist, check
> > > -Hates Science and Physicians/blames them for
> > his
> > > problems, check
> > > -Homophobe, check
> > > -Sexist douchebag, check
> > > -Employs illegal immigrants/hates illegal
> > > immigrants/tells others dont employ
> them/check
> > > -Is INCEL, check
> > > -Is OLD AF, check
> > > -Drives shitty American gass-guzzler, check
> > > -Lives government checks, check
> > >
> > > Analysis/chance of being Frothing Trump
> > > Supporter = 100%

> >
> > What the hell is INCEL? Speak English. It’s
> our
> > nation’s language after all. And you’re
> wrong
> > I’m very pro science having been in the
> military
> > and working for the technology corridor years
> ago.
> > All of these allegations. How do you like
> driving
> > your little moped in the rain?
>
> working in the 'technology corridor' and doesnt
> know what INCEL is. Jesus you are Old AF. Were
> you a rotary dial phone repairman? Of course you
> dont deny any other things on the list. You
> pretend your bowel movements are babies coming out
> your ass delivered by midwives. Let that soak in


As usual your age discrimination shows clearly. Hope that your moms basement command center is going well. Actually you can thank me for a lot of DOS work that was done, and also enhanced storage capabilities that evolved on the computers you play video games all day on. Let that soak in.

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Dr. Benway from the Interzone ()
Date: March 25, 2020 01:00PM

Brown Onion is in his high chair Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> > What the hell is INCEL? Speak English. It’s
> our
> > nation’s language after all. And you’re
> wrong
> > I’m very pro science having been in the
> military
> > and working for the technology corridor years
> ago.
> > All of these allegations. How do you like
> driving
> > your little moped in the rain?
>
> When you throw tantrums like a three-year-old, one
> has to wonder if your poop fixation comes from a
> traumatic potty training. You wouldn't be the
> first one.

Don't forget his Oxycontin addiction. This is why GIs are useless to him. He doesn't tell him about his addiction and then he gets angry when they can't seem to help him

Furthermore, he doctor shops four or five different pain specialists and gets lots.

None of his doctors really know that he eats those pills like popcorn and hence nothing is coming out of his butt without a major effort.

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 25, 2020 01:05PM

Dr. Benway from the Interzone Wrote:
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> Brown Onion is in his high chair Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> >
> > >
> > > What the hell is INCEL? Speak English. It’s
> > our
> > > nation’s language after all. And you’re
> > wrong
> > > I’m very pro science having been in the
> > military
> > > and working for the technology corridor years
> > ago.
> > > All of these allegations. How do you like
> > driving
> > > your little moped in the rain?
> >
> > When you throw tantrums like a three-year-old,
> one
> > has to wonder if your poop fixation comes from
> a
> > traumatic potty training. You wouldn't be the
> > first one.
>
> Don't forget his Oxycontin addiction. This is why
> GIs are useless to him. He doesn't tell him about
> his addiction and then he gets angry when they
> can't seem to help him
>
> Furthermore, he doctor shops four or five
> different pain specialists and gets lots.
>
> None of his doctors really know that he eats those
> pills like popcorn and hence nothing is coming out
> of his butt without a major effort.


I don’t use opioids you idiot. How do you even get down the street with that tiny brain of yours? You should have met a coat hanger in your mommas uterus.

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Can't we all get along? ()
Date: March 25, 2020 01:06PM

Brown Onion Wrote:

>
> As usual your age discrimination shows clearly.
> Hope that your moms basement command center is
> going well. Actually you can thank me for a lot of
> DOS work that was done, and also enhanced storage
> capabilities that evolved on the computers you
> play video games all day on. Let that soak in.


You do know when an old man says this sort of mean-spirited nonsense it is also "age gap" bigotry.

The exact thing that has you triggered.

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: It isn't very pretty ()
Date: March 25, 2020 01:10PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Dr. Benway from the Interzone Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion is in his high chair Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > >
> > > >
> > > > What the hell is INCEL? Speak English.
> It’s
> > > our
> > > > nation’s language after all. And you’re
> > > wrong
> > > > I’m very pro science having been in the
> > > military
> > > > and working for the technology corridor
> years
> > > ago.
> > > > All of these allegations. How do you like
> > > driving
> > > > your little moped in the rain?
> > >
> > > When you throw tantrums like a
> three-year-old,
> > one
> > > has to wonder if your poop fixation comes
> from
> > a
> > > traumatic potty training. You wouldn't be
> the
> > > first one.
> >
> > Don't forget his Oxycontin addiction. This is
> why
> > GIs are useless to him. He doesn't tell him
> about
> > his addiction and then he gets angry when they
> > can't seem to help him
> >
> > Furthermore, he doctor shops four or five
> > different pain specialists and gets lots.
> >
> > None of his doctors really know that he eats
> those
> > pills like popcorn and hence nothing is coming
> out
> > of his butt without a major effort.
>
>
> I don’t use opioids you idiot. How do you even
> get down the street with that tiny brain of yours?
> You should have met a coat hanger in your mommas
> uterus.

Mere words cannot do justice to how I feel about your level of tolerance and compassion.

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: March 25, 2020 01:18PM

Geez man. BO is a good guy. Why are you trying to call him out as some opioid addicted old man? He is older, I’m lucky to be mid 40s, but I was raised to respect my elders. What he’s done in the army and in the private sector, plus helping transport to doctors offices elderly people, what’s up man? He’s helped people of all backgrounds. Yes sometimes he’s over the top, but please think before using your words in such an incidiary manner.

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: BO's Gay Defender ()
Date: March 25, 2020 01:50PM

Brown Onion is a very old, very demented Oxy addict. His delusions are born from opioid abuse induced constipation. If you have ever suffered this after an operation I can tell you first hand its an urgent medical emergence, no shit. I mean that. I had surgery 2 years ago and was on a low dose Percocet routine and had to send the wife out asap to get stool softeners after the pills didnt work I sent her out for suppositories - I was in agony from my ass not the surgery.

End of the day his strange fecal fantasies and racist comments are the result of drug-addled mind. Still he is to blame and deserves our scorn. He is a worthless piece of shit.

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Mx4 ()
Date: March 25, 2020 02:44PM

BO's Gay Defender Wrote:
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> Brown Onion is a very old, very demented Oxy
> addict. His delusions are born from opioid abuse
> induced constipation. If you have ever suffered
> this after an operation I can tell you first hand
> its an urgent medical emergence, no shit. I mean
> that. I had surgery 2 years ago and was on a low
> dose Percocet routine and had to send the wife out
> asap to get stool softeners after the pills didnt
> work I sent her out for suppositories - I was in
> agony from my ass not the surgery.
>
> End of the day his strange fecal fantasies and
> racist comments are the result of drug-addled
> mind. Still he is to blame and deserves our
> scorn. He is a worthless piece of shit.


Wow I find you to be an accomplished liar. With an axe to grind. If you don’t like his posts, change threads just like you do on a TV. You’re really obsessed with him. Personally I find him more entertaining than 95% of the underground.

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: March 25, 2020 02:57PM

Hi Mr Onion,

I’d like to thank you as, your support has meant a lot. Now have an internship. I can help grandma with bills, and she was happy with my 3.8 gpa. It is going to be a great experience at the hospital. At first it’ll be a lot of classes and training. Yet I hope to work on several floors.

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Bullshit on this ()
Date: March 25, 2020 02:57PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Geez man. BO is a good guy. Why are you trying to
> call him out as some opioid addicted old man? He
> is older, I’m lucky to be mid 40s, but I was
> raised to respect my elders. What he’s done in
> the army and in the private sector, plus helping
> transport to doctors offices elderly people,
> what’s up man? He’s helped people of all
> backgrounds. Yes sometimes he’s over the top,
> but please think before using your words in such
> an incidiary manner.


Anyone who says a person's mother should have taken a coat hanger to them when they were in the womb should not be surprised at others 'incidiary' manner.

Elder or not, Respect needs to be earned.

Since he actively disrespects others, Brown Onion has been a major fail in that department.

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: March 25, 2020 03:26PM

Bullshit on this Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Geez man. BO is a good guy. Why are you trying
> to
> > call him out as some opioid addicted old man?
> He
> > is older, I’m lucky to be mid 40s, but I was
> > raised to respect my elders. What he’s done
> in
> > the army and in the private sector, plus
> helping
> > transport to doctors offices elderly people,
> > what’s up man? He’s helped people of all
> > backgrounds. Yes sometimes he’s over the top,
> > but please think before using your words in
> such
> > an incidiary manner.
>
>
> Anyone who says a person's mother should have
> taken a coat hanger to them when they were in the
> womb should not be surprised at others 'incidiary'
> manner.
>
> Elder or not, Respect needs to be earned.
>
> Since he actively disrespects others, Brown Onion
> has been a major fail in that department.


Then as I think it was MX don’t pay attention. I think you’re getting riled up and need to calm down. Maybe exercise or do something other than posting here. Or just focus on other threads. Yes, you have a point Brown shouldn’t have said that, and I hope he will apologize. But you’ve been antagonizing him as well, so there are no truly innocent parties. I can assure you he doesn’t do opioids or the other things you suggest. I think if you apologized too or maybe just avoid this thread, those are two options.

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Keep telling yourself that ()
Date: March 25, 2020 04:11PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Bullshit on this Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Geez man. BO is a good guy. Why are you
> trying
> > to
> > > call him out as some opioid addicted old man?
> > He
> > > is older, I’m lucky to be mid 40s, but I
> was
> > > raised to respect my elders. What he’s done
> > in
> > > the army and in the private sector, plus
> > helping
> > > transport to doctors offices elderly people,
> > > what’s up man? He’s helped people of all
> > > backgrounds. Yes sometimes he’s over the
> top,
> > > but please think before using your words in
> > such
> > > an incidiary manner.
> >
> >
> > Anyone who says a person's mother should have
> > taken a coat hanger to them when they were in
> the
> > womb should not be surprised at others
> 'incidiary'
> > manner.
> >
> > Elder or not, Respect needs to be earned.
> >
> > Since he actively disrespects others, Brown
> Onion
> > has been a major fail in that department.
>
>
> Then as I think it was MX don’t pay attention. I
> think you’re getting riled up and need to calm
> down. Maybe exercise or do something other than
> posting here. Or just focus on other threads. Yes,
> you have a point Brown shouldn’t have said that,
> and I hope he will apologize. But you’ve been
> antagonizing him as well, so there are no truly
> innocent parties. I can assure you he doesn’t do
> opioids or the other things you suggest. I think
> if you apologized too or maybe just avoid this
> thread, those are two options.

First, you are confusing disgust with ire. The only person who seems to be posting out of anger is Brown Onion. Second, you seem to be conflating several disgusted posters into one. I only know for sure the posts I make and there are a few others. Lastly, apologies mean nothing unless they are followed by actions. Doing the actions first always result in a quicker resolution.

In short, if Brown Onion doesn't want to be treated like a bigoted, angry freak, he needs to quit posting like he is a bigoted angry freak.

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: March 25, 2020 04:17PM

Keep telling yourself that Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Bullshit on this Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Geez man. BO is a good guy. Why are you
> > trying
> > > to
> > > > call him out as some opioid addicted old
> man?
> > > He
> > > > is older, I’m lucky to be mid 40s, but I
> > was
> > > > raised to respect my elders. What he’s
> done
> > > in
> > > > the army and in the private sector, plus
> > > helping
> > > > transport to doctors offices elderly
> people,
> > > > what’s up man? He’s helped people of
> all
> > > > backgrounds. Yes sometimes he’s over the
> > top,
> > > > but please think before using your words in
> > > such
> > > > an incidiary manner.
> > >
> > >
> > > Anyone who says a person's mother should have
> > > taken a coat hanger to them when they were in
> > the
> > > womb should not be surprised at others
> > 'incidiary'
> > > manner.
> > >
> > > Elder or not, Respect needs to be earned.
> > >
> > > Since he actively disrespects others, Brown
> > Onion
> > > has been a major fail in that department.
> >
> >
> > Then as I think it was MX don’t pay attention.
> I
> > think you’re getting riled up and need to
> calm
> > down. Maybe exercise or do something other than
> > posting here. Or just focus on other threads.
> Yes,
> > you have a point Brown shouldn’t have said
> that,
> > and I hope he will apologize. But you’ve been
> > antagonizing him as well, so there are no truly
> > innocent parties. I can assure you he doesn’t
> do
> > opioids or the other things you suggest. I
> think
> > if you apologized too or maybe just avoid this
> > thread, those are two options.
>
> First, you are confusing disgust with ire. The
> only person who seems to be posting out of anger
> is Brown Onion. Second, you seem to be conflating
> several disgusted posters into one. I only know
> for sure the posts I make and there are a few
> others. Lastly, apologies mean nothing unless
> they are followed by actions. Doing the actions
> first always result in a quicker resolution.
>
> In short, if Brown Onion doesn't want to be
> treated like a bigoted, angry freak, he needs to
> quit posting like he is a bigoted angry freak.


Wow you really are angry. My sympathies.

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: March 25, 2020 04:22PM

Got a big thing of steak umms ready. Going to make cheese steaks. Probably will add French fries too. Take that bowels.

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: wondering onion ()
Date: March 25, 2020 04:58PM

Has anyone heard from Sliced onion lately?

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: March 25, 2020 05:18PM

Hopefully, this will soothe Brown Onion's soul and put a smile on his face.
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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: March 25, 2020 05:38PM

Big scare today with Grandma, dad and the obese neighbor were pounding on the bathroom door yelling at her saying they needed to take a golden shower whatever that is. When the door gave way Nanna was slumped over on the toilet - we thought she had the Big One straining at the bowel. Turns out she took some chloroquine aquarium cleaner and we rushed her to the ER. They said she would need to spend a week or so in the hospital. For me its a quick snack of organic stone-ground buckwheat crackers with vegan plant-based cheese...

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 25, 2020 06:06PM

Castor oil and with me is no other than Bernie Sanders. Have you ever seen this socialist slime ball shoot baskets or punch a punching bag? It’s not pretty but it looks better than my interior plumbing. I appreciate his long winded speech in my bathroom. Even with my toes curling into the tiles, the screams of tremendous agony, and the midwives doing their best he’s keeping up with this stump speech by my vanity. The groan throne is where I’m forced to sit, and I wish he would be quiet, so I could hear our very European American president who’s a hero give updates on this Chinese virus. Either way going to deliver these cinder blocks, and due to Pablo losing some business, I’m going to give him a extra few dollars for his help. I want his family to be able to eat an entire iguana with all the fixings.

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: March 25, 2020 06:37PM

Dad and the obese neighbor are on the front yard. They are in a kids pool with what looks to be baby oil. Things are really getting strange here.

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Fuzzy Bears ()
Date: March 25, 2020 06:56PM

Poop happens. Enjoy the go BiBs... Keep believing.

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: March 25, 2020 07:00PM

Fuzzy Bears Wrote:
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> Poop happens. Enjoy the go BiBs... Keep
> believing.


Do you have IBS as well?

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Molly Hatchet ()
Date: March 25, 2020 07:16PM

So glad to see you guys still on here. Just moved back to Burke after 6 months in California.

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Jiff Creamy Onion ()
Date: March 25, 2020 07:21PM

Yesterday I had a rare bout of the squirts - a relief from my usual peanut butter shits.

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Red Onion Class of 2006_ ()
Date: March 25, 2020 07:27PM

Spinning signz ballz and holez out for specialz. Bring me your dollarz on Fairfax Boulevardz. Get bayz in bayz fun wivez not knowz no problemz

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 25, 2020 07:31PM

Jiff Creamy Onion Wrote:
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> Yesterday I had a rare bout of the squirts - a
> relief from my usual peanut butter shits.


That’s good to hear. Is there anything in your diet that might have changed things up a bit. Will write more to you later as I think I could drop an anvil this time.

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Sharon Marsh ()
Date: March 25, 2020 07:44PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Jiff Creamy Onion Wrote:
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> -----
> > Yesterday I had a rare bout of the squirts - a
> > relief from my usual peanut butter shits.
>
>
> That’s good to hear. Is there anything in your
> diet that might have changed things up a bit. Will
> write more to you later as I think I could drop an
> anvil this time.

OH RANDY
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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: onion ring ()
Date: March 25, 2020 08:58PM

I fell into a burning ring of fire Johnny Cash.

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Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: March 25, 2020 09:01PM

onion ring Wrote:
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> I fell into a burning ring of fire Johnny Cash.

Was it something like this?
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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Jiff Creamy Guy Onion ()
Date: March 25, 2020 09:09PM

Just look at the hostility of the thread title - vile hatred laid bare. I agree with the poster that said this thread was born of Brown Onion's scorn for Doctor's refusing to hand him scripts for Oxy - a bad day of Dr. Shopping for Brown. Now he is trying to kiss up to me, peanut butter shit guy after ignoring me for weeks. He needs friends now more than ever but his Oxyconcrete shits are well deserved imho.

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: better than chunky ()
Date: March 25, 2020 09:36PM

What's wrong with Jif Creamy shit? Seems like it would be easier on the starfish than chunky.

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Jiff Onion ()
Date: March 25, 2020 09:48PM

better than chunky Wrote:
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> What's wrong with Jif Creamy shit? Seems like it
> would be easier on the starfish than chunky.


It comes out fine its just clean-up. Takes a lot of paper and I dig and dig and dig and still cannot get it all. Then after, throughout the day the Jiffshit up my rectum melts out with heat, movement and gravity. Then the itching starts and if I forget I start digging through my pants and ruins my underwear and sometimes my pants too.

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: What I would do ()
Date: March 26, 2020 12:51AM

Jiff Onion Wrote
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> better than chunky Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What's wrong with Jif Creamy shit? Seems like
> it
> > would be easier on the starfish than chunky.
>
>
> It comes out fine its just clean-up. Takes a lot
> of paper and I dig and dig and dig and still
> cannot get it all. Then after, throughout the day
> the Jiffshit up my rectum melts out with heat,
> movement and gravity. Then the itching starts and
> if I forget I start digging through my pants and
> ruins my underwear and sometimes my pants too.


It is easy to train one's bowels to have a poop schedule. Schedule a time to take a shower afterward and wash your ass.

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: March 26, 2020 04:36AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in a little early tonight. 5am guy is not working at home because of the covid 19. 5am guy is back on 12 hour shifts of 6pm to 6am. Because 5am guy works for a defense contractor things have to stay up and running.
All these extra hours are causing 5am guy bowel trouble. To make things worse the lady who is working the day shift here left 5am guy some cold chicken and delicious corn bread. 5am guy could be in trouble if he keeps eating like this. 5am guy says hi to all the BiB's!

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 26, 2020 06:18AM

Jiff Onion Wrote:
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> better than chunky Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What's wrong with Jif Creamy shit? Seems like
> it
> > would be easier on the starfish than chunky.
>
>
> It comes out fine its just clean-up. Takes a lot
> of paper and I dig and dig and dig and still
> cannot get it all. Then after, throughout the day
> the Jiffshit up my rectum melts out with heat,
> movement and gravity. Then the itching starts and
> if I forget I start digging through my pants and
> ruins my underwear and sometimes my pants too.

Sounds painful and if you run out of toilet paper let me know. That cannot be fun to deal with and I hope that you find something to get you more on the Hershey Highway squirts than this mess of soreness.

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 26, 2020 06:20AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in a little early
> tonight. 5am guy is not working at home because of
> the covid 19. 5am guy is back on 12 hour shifts of
> 6pm to 6am. Because 5am guy works for a defense
> contractor things have to stay up and running.
> All these extra hours are causing 5am guy bowel
> trouble. To make things worse the lady who is
> working the day shift here left 5am guy some cold
> chicken and delicious corn bread. 5am guy could be
> in trouble if he keeps eating like this. 5am guy
> says hi to all the BiB's!


Good luck and those hours are tough 5 am. I can only imagine your bowel woes ever worse, as night shift work can play with the immune system. Hope you can avoid those foods, as that’s what creates a monster out of the movie Alien.

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: March 26, 2020 07:59AM

Another accident on my way to work. I hate this!

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Father Onion ()
Date: March 26, 2020 09:57AM

You should repent Brown Onion. Your racism will lead to consequences. Pray and cleanse thyself.

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 26, 2020 10:27AM

It’s a nice day to be outside. Took my dog out for a walk, and enjoyed being out. Unfortunately during my walk I felt my abdomen tighten up, a precursor to what will be later tonight’s rocket ship take off. It hurts right now as the acids in my stomach are doing their best, but this is a not so gentle reminder that there’s a painful brown train enroute with a lot of freight cars attached.

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Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: March 26, 2020 10:40AM

Nice to have a thread where people can dump their shit.
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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: March 26, 2020 10:47AM

Good you got out Brown! Hope the pooch is doing well!

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: March 26, 2020 11:50AM

Does anyone know what the penalties to being caught with jenkum are? Asking for an older lady.

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Legal Onion ()
Date: March 26, 2020 11:59AM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Does anyone know what the penalties to being
> caught with jenkum are? Asking for an older lady.

Thank Jesus that the Democrats haven't stepped in and made it illegal. They do that you know. They see real Americans having good clean fun and they do their best to put a stop to it.

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Re: Fucking Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Father Onion ()
Date: March 26, 2020 12:25PM

I pray for brown Onion and others here, despite the anger and rancor, deep seated racism. For God loved his only son and let him die to save you. Be sure to read Matthew and repent, and accept Christ as your savior.

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Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: March 26, 2020 04:40PM

Cooling up a big frozen lasagna and some garlic bread tonight. My bowels got this.

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