Suggestions please

Answer the phone "Abortion clinic. Buy one get one free today!"

Your service, who ever it may be, doesn’t give one fuck about you.
How the fuck are we suppose to take care of business when you can’t understand a word that comes out of their mouths.

It's not a service. I have to listen to them in conference calls all day. When you get to high levels of tech the little bastards are every where in NOVA. They make around $250,000 a year. Some how they also get Top Secret security clearances.

Anyone in your family watch videos on computers or devices, I’m tired of hearing every video with a money ass cymbal drum beat, it’s every fucking video now, as son as my kids click on that shit, I tell them to turn that shit off, that all you hear, that’s worse than Indians