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Moisturizer? Just wondering.
Posted by: Buffalo Eesh ()
Date: November 13, 2019 09:00AM

I plan to have a few ladies over to the house over the next few months, and I'm wondering what type of moisturizer I should have on hand to offer them as a welcoming gift while they stay in my place.

Any input about this subject would be greatly appreciated it.


Oh, has anyone ever heard of the group Q Lazzarus? Great music.

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Re: Moisturizer? Just wondering.
Posted by: Buffalo Eesh ()
Date: November 13, 2019 12:14PM

Is she a great big fat person?

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Re: Moisturizer? Just wondering.
Posted by: ItRubsTheLotionOnItsSkin ()
Date: November 13, 2019 02:32PM

My dermatologist says CeraVe is probably better than anything you can buy, regardless of price. You can get it at Walmart, drug stores, and Amazon.

But in the spirit of FFXU, I leave you with this...
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Re: Moisturizer? Just wondering.
Posted by: Gerry fucks goats ()
Date: November 13, 2019 04:20PM

Gerry raves about using goat splooge.

Could be worth a try,
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Re: Moisturizer? Just wondering.
Posted by: Norma Stitz ()
Date: November 13, 2019 10:09PM

There’s a black chick that lives in my building and makes the hallway smell like coconuts. So try cocoa butter if you have a black or brown chick over.

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Re: Moisturizer? Just wondering.
Posted by: stfu miz.... ()
Date: November 13, 2019 11:11PM

buffalo eesh indeed....
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Re: Moisturizer? Just wondering.
Posted by: Ashy Buffalo Soldier ()
Date: November 13, 2019 11:16PM

Dem brothas and sistas gits all ashy an' needs dat lotion
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Posted by: Definitely NOT Lizzie. ()
Date: November 13, 2019 11:24PM

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