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Dreamy inner thighs Wrote:
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> I would say 12 or 13. Once kids reach high school,
> they can buy their own bit o’ honey.
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> You know what would be awesome - a pet Halloween
> where you dress your dogs and cats up, and then
> take them door to door for treats.
No, that would not be awesome at all. People with allergies to pets would not like it. People who are afraid of dogs would not like it. People would ask you to make sure your treats don't contain this, that or the other. People would allow their dogs to shit in your yard and not pick it up. All the dogs would be going ape shit seeing all the other dogs, and the barking would be incessent and fights would break out. Some people would just stand at their front door and tell every dog to rollover instead of giving out treats. Dogs cannot knock or reach door bells so they would just stand in front of one house all night....
Titties Wrote:
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> Bit o honey?! Are you like 80 or something?
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> Dreamy inner thighs Wrote:
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Go spark up your e-vape there, ya' fucking millenial.
The turds I make as a result of a handful of Bit-O-Honey are far greater than any confection your sorry ass can dream up...
Titties Wrote:
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> Bit o honey?! Are you like 80 or something?
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> Dreamy inner thighs Wrote:
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Can I get a stick of Beemans? How about Black Jack?
Turds, as in plural? From just a handful of bit o’ honey? You better lay off the sugary goodness you old gray balled fart. Maybe some Metamucil would be better for you.
P-38 Lightning Pilot Wrote:
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> Titties Wrote:
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> > Bit o honey?! Are you like 80 or something?
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> > > they can buy their own bit o’ honey.
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> Go spark up your e-vape there, ya' fucking
> millenial.
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> The turds I make as a result of a handful of
> Bit-O-Honey are far greater than any confection
> your sorry ass can dream up...
When I was a teenager back in the 70’s, I once dated a chick that wanted me to penetrate her with a roll of Neco wafers. Good times.
The Right Stuff Wrote:
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> Titties Wrote:
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> > Bit o honey?! Are you like 80 or something?
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> > Dreamy inner thighs Wrote:
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> > > they can buy their own bit o’ honey.
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> Can I get a stick of Beemans? How about Black
> Jack?
Sd3xv Wrote:
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> When I was a teenager back in the 70’s, I once
> dated a chick that wanted me to penetrate her with
> a roll of Neco wafers. Good times.
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Oh Henry!, Big Cherry, Slo Poke. I see a theme here.
Sd3xv Wrote:
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> When I was a teenager back in the 70’s, I once
> dated a chick that wanted me to penetrate her with
> a roll of Neco wafers
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