Michael, were you dreaming of Sharon sitting on your face while William shredded your asshole?

Michal says that the length isn't as important as girth. Lucky for him, I have both.
See you soon sweet cheeks. Soon I'll be making you bug-eyed again.

So, did Michael really drive a thousand miles to rape Ya Girl, and that's the reason she left?
She is still alive isn't she?

Michael the fag Wrote:
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> get my eyebrows threaded once a month


That's pretty fucking gay, dude.

Racks and cracks Wrote:
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> So, did Michael really drive a thousand miles to
> rape Ya Girl, and that's the reason she left?
> She is still alive isn't she?


He told her he was going to do that. He didn't really do it. He is too scared to get into even the smallest of conflicts unless he has somebody with him or in a courtroom where he is protected.
See, Michael was very much bullied by his peers since preschool. His mother didn't help matters by making him wear hand-me-down dresses from a neighborhood girl. Louise kept spending money to take care of Michael on liquor and lap dances. Poor cuckold Tom just liked that she sometimes she wouldn't bring another man home and would bring another woman and let him watch. He saw that as preferable to when she would fuck him with a strap-on while she was getting fiercely dogged.
A train if you will.

Yeah, Mike comes from some fucked up shit. It's no wonder he is so lonely. Imagine having to live in a one room apartment with your mother bringing all that shit home, tying you to a chair with your eyelids taped open and making you watch her screaming "Do you love mommy?" as she's teabagging the balls of some big super dark black guy is furiously fucking your terrified daddy up his ass with a cock that is as long as your 5 year old arm

He deserves sympathy.

Look, Mike went out in disguise and swallowed some gay dude with his asshole. You can tell its Michael by the way his penis almost looks like a vagina (as evidenced on this site before)
I swear that this is not photoshopped
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Anyone here like Justin Bieber?

I was under the impression that Michael now goes by the name Michelle.
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Revenge time

Michael should be court ordered to have himself sterilized. Someone so genetically deformed and sociopathic would produce an offspring like Adam Lanza.

Sterilization wouldn't be necessary. In order for Michael to reproduce, he must first have a female to plant his seed.

Fortunately for the general public, Michael is an involuntary celibate, a.k.a an "Incel." He will never procreate.

George Basl Wrote:
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> Sterilization wouldn't be necessary. In order for
> Michael to reproduce, he must first have a female
> to plant his seed.
>
> Fortunately for the general public, Michael is an
> involuntary celibate, a.k.a an "Incel." He will
> never procreate.

+1 and even if he did his penis is way too small to really do any damage anyhow.

Utterly pathetic...
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#MicroPenis Wrote:
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> Microsoft


Why do you have a picture of Michaels dick? Does it please you? Do you want to kiss it? Faggot.

MicroSoft is now the official name of eesh's puny peter.

The Basl bloodline is known very well as a weak genepool. Look at how deformed his hand is. It's kinda sad.
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Is FFXU now a gay site? Jesus Christ.

Is FFXU now a gay site? Jesus Christ.

Dik Pics? Wrote:
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> Is FFXU now a gay site? Jesus Christ.


Hey retard. Where the fuck have you been? FFXU turned into a gay site the day Michael joined.

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/1725344/page-1.html

Dik Pics? Wrote:
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> Is FFXU now a gay site? Jesus Christ.


It has been like this ever since the TRumptards have moved in.

Reality_Check Wrote:
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> Dik Pics? Wrote:
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> > Is FFXU now a gay site? Jesus Christ.
>
>
> Hey retard. Where the fuck have you been? FFXU
> turned into a gay site the day Michael joined.
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/17
> 25344/page-1.html

Since Willie joined

Did Michaels parents sue the guy who botched Michaels circumcision? Is that the money Michael is spinning from his daddy?

Hey guys. Just dropping by to reminisce about my high school classmate Michael.
Michael once had this bong that looked like an 18 inch dick. Now, most of the guys would pass because, needless to say, it looked like a giant dick, but me and Michael would hit that thing all afternoon. And the way Michael could kill any size hit you put in the bowl. Like he was sucking for dear life. I was very impressed.
After a couple months of that routine I learned that Michael had a dual purpose for that bong. It doubled as a dildo.
That was the last time I spoke with Michael. He joined the army not long after that, and, from what I heard, came back as a shell of his former self.
I did see him the other day, I was stopped at a light and looked to my right. There he was. I didn't recognize him at first, but I'd know those cocksucking lips anywhere. He was sitting alone on a swing at a preschool with one hand holding a red bull and the other trying to get something out of his pocket. Looked like he was having trouble getting whatever it was out. I considered calling out to him, he looked so sad and lonely, but then I recalled where that bong had been, then decided not to floor the gas of my car through that swing set.

Well, it was nice catching back up with y'all.
Next time I'll tell you the story of how I got Michael to climb inside a giant stuffed bunny. Oh the suprise I had for him

peep Wrote:
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> Why is it that Michael keeps going to jail for
> stalking guys? A guy stalking a guy.
>
> That just makes you gay.


its because he was molested as a fucking kid its why he is such a fucking faggot he should kill himself

KenaPKK Wrote:
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> peep Wrote:
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> -----
> > Why is it that Michael keeps going to jail for
> > stalking guys? A guy stalking a guy.
> >
> > That just makes you gay.
>
>
> its because he was molested as a fucking kid its
> why he is such a fucking faggot he should kill
> himself


wtf was sharon sitting on?????

KenaPKK or KenaPYBR???? Wrote:
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> KenaPKK Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > peep Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Why is it that Michael keeps going to jail
> for
> > > stalking guys? A guy stalking a guy.
> > >
> > > That just makes you gay.
> >
> >
> > its because he was molested as a fucking kid
> its
> > why he is such a fucking faggot he should kill
> > himself
>
>
> wtf was sharon sitting on?????

a glass dick is what she was sitting on

Michael's face is eco friendly. Using it as a toilet saves water and cuts down on greenhouse gases. We only have one earth

Michael's dick looks like a goblin.

39gyf Wrote:
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> Michael's dick looks like a goblin.


Because he has been goblin a lot of dicks lately?

Will Michael be the one to go pick Lizzie up since he and William are the only ones she knows that own cars? Or will TJ steal one to pick her up in?

Ask for zeir pronouns before you start assigning violent, cis-normalizing, white supremacist hate-speech! ASSHOLE!

Van Driessen Wrote:
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> Ask for zeir pronouns before you start assigning
> violent, cis-normalizing, white supremacist
> hate-speech! ASSHOLE!


Saying Michael got brutally gang raped in prison by a pack of African Pygmies on hold for INS is not racist
But, if I said they made him overflow with nigger nut, then you would be correct in your accusations

Michael, we all know you still lurk here and come here every day to jerk off to your BBC collection. Are you ready for the big day tomorrow?

Michael is upset Wrote:
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> Michael, we all know you still lurk here and come
> here every day to jerk off to your BBC collection.
> Are you ready for the big day tomorrow?


He will be very upset when she come to reclaim the purple dildo.
Personally, I'd let him keep it. After all, I doubt your imagination could cover the places that thing has been.
Unless it's a magic dildo. Lizzie does know voodoo

Or doodoo?
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Voodoo Wrote:
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> Or doodoo?


Dude, you need to see a doctor. That shit ain't healthy.

Weep

Ok Michael Wrote:
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> Keep telling yourself you're a winner. You are
> still permanently google-fucked, as is your dead
> mom and live daddy. You also have an extensive
> criminal record. Your life was ruined by the
> Morenos, and they got the last laugh in the
> end...
>
>
> How does that make you feel?

So cray

So cray.

Lol I

Cray
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Monique once said Wrote:
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> Racks and cracks Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So, did Michael really drive a thousand miles
> to
> > rape Ya Girl, and that's the reason she left?
> > She is still alive isn't she?
>
>
> He told her he was going to do that. He didn't
> really do it. He is too scared to get into even
> the smallest of conflicts unless he has somebody
> with him or in a courtroom where he is protected.
> See, Michael was very much bullied by his peers
> since preschool. His mother didn't help matters by
> making him wear hand-me-down dresses from a
> neighborhood girl. Louise kept spending money to
> take care of Michael on liquor and lap dances.
> Poor cuckold Tom just liked that she sometimes she
> wouldn't bring another man home and would bring
> another woman and let him watch. He saw that as
> preferable to when she would fuck him with a
> strap-on while she was getting fiercely dogged.
> A train if you will.
>
> Yeah, Mike comes from some fucked up shit. It's no
> wonder he is so lonely. Imagine having to live in
> a one room apartment with your mother bringing all
> that shit home, tying you to a chair with your
> eyelids taped open and making you watch her
> screaming "Do you love mommy?" as she's teabagging
> the balls of some big super dark black guy is
> furiously fucking your terrified daddy up his ass
> with a cock that is as long as your 5 year old
> arm
>
> He deserves sympathy.


I like that Rolling Stones song Sympathy for the Devil though I don't actually have sympathy for the devil

KenaPKK Wrote:
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> its because he was molested as a fucking kid its
> why he is such a fucking faggot he should kill
> himself


Lol yes

Genetics Wrote:
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> The Basl bloodline is known very well as a weak
> genepool. Look at how deformed his hand is. It's
> kinda sad.


His hand is not naturally deformed. Some guy broke Michael's hand because he was jerking off in front of his 5 year old son at the playground. He was too scared to leave his house for a long time after that. That was just before Michael started posting on here and thinking he found some friends